CURTAINS 🗣️

Aight.

Ahhhhh, okay. I see.

Yeah, buy my boy out the contract, yo.

44 YARDS, MY NIGGA.

Derrick Henry's reaction

Ravens 44 FG attempt is wide right, Steelers win

Every damn year!

OFF THE FOOT. WILD SHXT MANE

BRA, HOW THE FUCK YOU MISS THAT?!

Yeah, it’s over for him.

THE KICKER CHOKED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

“Hey boss, I took your terrible roster and in my second year tied for the best record in the division, pretty good, huh?” “You’re fired.”

The War Crimes Act prohibits pillaging resources. Ask the fucking follow up question.

Jesus Christ, yo.

Y'all please be wary of pictures/video you see about Venezuela and Trump assaulting a sovereign nation. Make sure it's real. Thread🧵

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Aight, man.

New regime change policy just dropped: Only when the time zones are close enough together. Too complicated to coordinate running a foreign country when our evening is their morning.

Y’all white folks really chose this dumbass as our leader again, man 😂.

man go to hell lmao

#Sinners celebrates its Best Casting and Ensemble Award at the #CriticsChoiceAwards

Duh! #BlackExcellence.

First Skircle of 2026. 4 January 2026.

I have been eliminated from playoff contention. I apologize to my fans and I will come back better than ever. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and so forth, what have you.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT 😅.

Yup.

I’m not being mean. It’s just a kind request. You know, catfishes were a thing, unfortunately, all throughout 2025. So, let’s update. Just one time. I don’t care if it’s just a selfie. Lol I just need to see YOU. Not a meme.

Y’all have to start updating your media. Lol just a cartoon as your PFP won’t work this year, y’all. I need to put a face with who I’m talking to.

Lol all I see is a lot of Trump voters having voters remorse. “This isn’t what I voted for!” “What happened to what you promised?” As if you couldn’t have learned your lesson from the first time you voted him in 😂.

Them girls love fighting

My glo up is nastyyyyyyyyy 😮‍💨

Exactly like we said they would.

😨?!

Domestic terrorism charges upheld, arson charges undecided. “Judge Farmer… ruled... to uphold Domestic Terrorism charges, Count 2 of the sweeping indictment, levied against 5 Cop City defendants. Judge Farmer chose not to rule on Count 3, Arson..." atlantadailyworld.com/2025/12/31/f...

RICO charges dropped against ‘Stop Cop City’ defendants. “A Georgia judge on Tuesday said he will toss the racketeering charges against all 61 defendants accused of a years-long conspiracy to halt the construction of a police and firefighter training facility..." apnews.com/article/atla...

Everything but getting a damn job

Jeezy should remix this next. I’m whamming that bitch to death in the car if he does.

Then why did you vote for this shit?? Just pack your shit & leave. And remember- for 4 yrs Dems & Independents hated you and nothing happened- MAGA hated you for 2 weeksthe backlash and death threats got so bad you had to quit!!!

You see it, man 😂.

Schumer: "You don't treat lawlessness with other lawlessness. And that's what happened here."

Administrations have come up with lots of flimsy rationales for why their wars don't need congressional authorization over the years, but this might be the most transparently bad faith and facially absurd.

I don’t mind all of the attention from women because I know the attributes I possess.

This is nasty 😂.

Real gangsta shit.

🤳⚫️🪞.

So I was today years old when I learned that Louis C.K. wrote and produced Pooty Tang now im just upset smfh

Lol rich people going off-line under the guise of “calm”, “wellness” when it’s really ✨Disengagement from collective pressure ✨Retreat from accountability ✨Another way to say “I don’t want to see this (suffering) anymore”

😭😭

Oh, they knew who to “leak” it to. Look at the choice of publications. Washington Post (Bezos) & NYT (they act like dumbasses all the time).