They say red bull give you wings, so does Cardi B

Happy 77th Birthday to Samuel L. Jackson 🎂

The nigga solstice. The gift that just keeps on giving.

Alright that fools jaw was declared broke on the first day of Capricorn season!! Let’s go 🙌🏾

Aht aht aht don’t tell me, tell customer service

Oh SHIT PANTHERS

Good morning Super Niggas

Pops for breakfast

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We're going live Sunday, December 21st at 11 am EST. Each round we'll do 3-5 bottles, confirm winners/payment and then pick up shortly therafter.

Happy Negro Solstice 🌙

#BlackskyMusic 🔥🔥🔥

Come on Panthers Keep Pounding! They didn’t even expect you to be where you’re at right now 🙌🏾

My booooo 🥰

Y’all …. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ THE DAYS GET LONGER FROM HERE TO THE SUMMER SOLSTICE. Nigga we made it.

What superpower did you get today?

When my Negro superpowers come in shortly, consider my nemesis carceral psychiatry dismantled.

Powerful

Blessed are the shitposters. 🙏

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Oh my gosh I need that Mrs Santa and Santa set that lights up. 🥰😩

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Happy Negro Solstice!

The rules and setup are on my pinned post so get familiar. Make sure you’re following me on the accounts detailed or you’re not getting shit. 😎

Today is the day!! The perfume giveaway starts at 11 am EST.

Happy Negro Solstice

Happy nigga solstice y’all! With great power, comes great responsibility 🙌🏾

Whooo they’re bold glad they got caught

Someone has got to tell Hit Dogs that no one even suspects them til they holler.

And another one! Happy Negro Solstice! ✨🌓

Oh sheeit the nigga solstice has arrived on the East Coast

didn’t win the powerball, so y’all are gonna have to put up with me for a little longer

Houston—this one’s for the kids. 🎄🎁 Join us at the Christmas Community Toy Drive with Johnny Dang & Paul Wall. Free food. Free toys. Big holiday energy. 📍 6224 Richmond Ave 🗓️ 12/21/25 RT to spread the word 🙌 #GiveBackHouston #HolidayGiving

"Stop reminding me of how strong I am when I come to you for a safe space to be weak." They ate that 🥲

Reds dead, the color is green

I am so glad Mrs Lyn was able to get me scheduled in tomorrow for a hair appointment because whooo

It’s a beautiful day outside 🥰

who mama white?!

You take care of me, ima take care of you… simple as that!

On this day in 1986, white teens brutally beat two young Black men looking for assistance in Queens, New York. One of the Black men was struck and killed by a car while attempting to flee.

You see, the thing is, I kind of have problems...

This was a precursor to people who enjoy some weight on top (heh) of them.

🗣️Effie we all got paaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

Damn wait until we resurrect the penny

Trying to make me do something is definitely not going to make me do it