I was like “K-Pop demon hunters? Kids are idiots” until I remembered 8 year old me was obsessed with a foursome of giant sewer-dwelling turtles taught by a mutant rat to fight ninjas in thrall to a talking brain installed into the stomach (and not the head) of an overweight android body.

This is what happens when you’re spineless.

Shoot them all. Every single ICE agent.

Mom be like “I’d like to visit on…” and I be like “ma’am stop requesting an invitation like a goddamn upper middle class White person and just show up and kick the door in bih I shouldn’t know you’re coming till I find you in my fridge looking for snacks.”

I just stumbled upon the term “medical divorce.” Shitting your pants at your own wedding is less embarrassing than living in this stupid country.

Y’all please do me a favor and head to YouTube and report this page that’s pretending to be me.

Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.

This MF.

My latest: “The abandonment of the spirit and our natural communities is, I believe, the wellspring of the profound discontent that permeates people in the industrialized world.” www.patreon.com/posts/141436...

TikTok’s suppressing the hell outta this video so maybe yall will share it 🤭

People named Sarah Taber/Mock be like…

Everybody needs to boycott buying new cars till they stop requiring subscription fees for all this new tech that we’d all gladly trade for lower prices on these mid-ass whips that cost sixty thousand fucking dollars.

This chick told me I had a “porn-stache.” I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio. She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong. I love the internet.

I really shouldn’t be having to buy this much ammo.

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social, the SUBTITLES tho!!! 🤣😂🤣 youtube.com/shorts/NOM4L...

The part where Taber tried to throw “omg he’s good at charming White people!” at me like an accusation instead of a basic life skill for any Black dude interested in living past the age of 22 😂

Everytime a wannabe rad-leftist mentions tHe GLobaL SOutH, God gives Israel another bomb.

Companies passing investment to one another while also buying/selling from one another isn’t at all uncommon in business and isn’t an indication that anything is wrong. Far from a bellwether of end-stage capitalism, it isn’t even particularly “capitalistic.” sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...

Somebody answered “could prime Jaime Lannister beat Aragorn?” with Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer of all time but he’s not gonna beat fucking Aquaman.

Given the way they’re reacting, you can’t tell me 75% of conservative men weren’t having sex with Charlie Kirk.

From my latest essay, “Farm-to-Table is Dead” Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…

To be clear: no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come. This is very very different than cancel culture.

Can we please stop wasting energy pointing out hypocrisy on the right? They don’t give a shit, dude.

I blame A Growing Culture for making everyone believe subsistence peasant farming is a good idea 😂

"Wow I can't believe the people I threatened don't want to be my friend!" -Conservatives consistently for some reason

They’re acting like our government threatened to invade or something.

I haven’t laughed that hard in months.

The only thing I miss about Instagram the ease of posting memes 😂

Sarah Taber got caught lying to a reporter about using my name w/o my knowledge to crowdfund a salary to work on a project of mine; claiming she did it because I’d refused to pay her for past work. She vanished when the reporter asked why the CF campaign referred to the work in the future tense…

"What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself? .. And what of the writers.. thinkers, and.. pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk’s death from the malignancy of his public life?" www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

Nothing makes me happier than someone telling me in English that I have a “colonized” mindset. Anyway, how many farms you think bro has run to come so confidently to this conclusion? 😂

lol holy shit

You have to be a special kind of White to tell me what my own post was about 😂😂😂

The original post was literally about Charlie Kirk.

FYI: the only way a person could think race would be immaterial to how someone views a racist podcaster is if you thought that someone was White.

This politically progressive person thought I was White, and so assumed I’d want to leave the door open to bargaining with racist MAGA Charlie Kirk stans. This is why Black people don’t trust progressive White people.

Charlie Kirk died so Black people could know who our friends are.

You can be a mainstream politician if you’re associated with Nazis but not if you’re associated with Communism.

People over here saying “don’t be divisive” like I want to be united with Charlie Kirk’s white supremacist following 😂 Bitch, the division is the point.

Y’all… do they genuinely not know that Charlie Kirk was killed by a conservative? 😂😂😂

Charlie Kirk would probably still be alive if she’d won 💅

This dude’s gonna flip his shit when he discovers that almost every Muslim is a person of color 😂 You can see why bro has quote replies disabled.

Aaah the victories broke people celebrate 😂

“The NFL condemns all violence in our communities” and a moment of silence for White supremacist… … after kicking Kap out of the league for protesting police violence and removing the “End Racism” slogan from their end zones. I’m never watching an NFL game again.

Haven’t written an actual essay in some time… sylvanaqua.medium.com/why-were-not...

White nationalists are like "Everything will be great once we get rid of the minorities and it's just us and our planet-killing plutocrats and our serial killers and our mass shooters and our flavorless food and our ass music and our vapid culture and our soulless spirituality."

1.) Charlie Kirk spends career telling YTs to blame Black people for everything. 2.) CK dies. 3.) CK’s followers do what he said, blame Black people, send bomb threats to HBCUs, put Black people on a weird hit-list website 4.) CK’s killer turns out to be the Whitest dude ever.

Girl we’ve wanted to split up ever since yall decided school shootings were a fair trade for the 2A. Let the divorce proceedings proceed procedurally 😂

Wu-Tang tried to warn Charlie Kirk 🤷🏽‍♂️