MAGA infinite loop: “Let’s violently destabilize every country in South America” and “I’m tired of all these refugees coming here from South America”

Three days into 2026: millions of people lose health insurance, Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, and is preparing to bomb Iran.

This was the AI summary of my TikTok livestream this morning, so I guess it’s either run by Grok or Sarah Taber or something 😂

You're Not Buying Beef Because You're An Idiot youtu.be/33x7fCr6YEc

Researching at NYC steakhouses on TikTok and someone said “bone-in filet mignon” and so I threw my phone on the ground and shot it.

Lay folks always get this wrong about “fixing” the farm crisis: row crop farms and veggie/fruit/nut/etc. farms are NOT interchangeable for soooooo many reasons. A corn/soy/wheat farm can be transitioned to “human edibles” about as well as a steel mill can be transitioned into a shipyard.

Turning Point USA: has 900 chapters in high schools across the United States teaching children that it’s OK to deprive “others” of human rights. Progressives: online hunting for heretics based on where they eat lunch once a month instead of organizing. youtube.com/shorts/6Ci1y...

“Your guy raped a teenager and murdered their baby” is the only political discussion I’m having anymore.

The next conservative to tell me about trans people in girls bathrooms is gonna wind up in Lake Michigan.

My book’s out in paperback at long last: amzn.to/4j92Bom

A creator posts a viral video, generating 20 million minutes of views and $200,000 for the platform. They pay the guy $1,300 and keep the rest. But instead of calling the corporation greedy, they call the creator privileged. We're Not Expensive. Corporations are Cheap: youtu.be/lFzW9h7ETFs

Breaking: random ketamine addict demands DEI for Republicans in college faculty.

Farmers saying with a straight face: “we want a taxpayer funded price floor that guarantees the profits in our private business.” Like bro that’s not even socialism; you’ve moved on to a full-on centrally-planned communist economy. If y’all want this, give up your land 😂 youtu.be/_DvFL-oNWG0

This is the key issue when it comes to scaling regenerative agriculture and people having this notion that we can “Americanize” the agricultural workforce. It’s not physically or economically impossible; it’s culturally impossible. THREAD…

Enshittification: complete. I’m not YouTube’s biggest fan, but at least they pay, so subscribe to my feed over there y’all. youtube.com/@blackbirdcoop

People be like “keep politics out of your business” and I be like…

Ellie and Abby in “The Last of Us” is how most White women would behave if they had to put up with the shit Black women do.

Just saw Memoirs of a Geisha for the first time and the “love story” between Sayuri and the chairman is hands down the grossest shit I’ve ever seen.

My my damn chicken at blackbirdcoop.com so I don’t become poor.

The Diddy documentary is the most bonkers shit I’ve ever seen.

Our pet treats ship nationwide come get these shits bro blackbirdcoop.com/collections/...

Friendly reminder that Elon Musk killed 600,000 people in under a year as part of a random political side-quest and then got rewarded with a $1 trillion payday to thunderous applause. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

I am chicken breast’s number 1 hater but I could eat this chicken parm every single day.

I was like “K-Pop demon hunters? Kids are idiots” until I remembered 8 year old me was obsessed with a foursome of giant sewer-dwelling turtles taught by a mutant rat to fight ninjas in thrall to a talking brain installed into the stomach (and not the head) of an overweight android body.

This is what happens when you’re spineless.

Shoot them all. Every single ICE agent.

Mom be like “I’d like to visit on…” and I be like “ma’am stop requesting an invitation like a goddamn upper middle class White person and just show up and kick the door in bih I shouldn’t know you’re coming till I find you in my fridge looking for snacks.”

I just stumbled upon the term “medical divorce.” Shitting your pants at your own wedding is less embarrassing than living in this stupid country.

Y’all please do me a favor and head to YouTube and report this page that’s pretending to be me.

Mental health reminder that most people never get that first million from friends/family. Without their rich families, Elon Musk is an unsuccessful podcaster; Zuckerberg/Page/Brin are unemployed software engineers; Warren Buffet is a retired insurance salesman; Jeff Bezos is a manager at Macy’s.

This MF.

My latest: “The abandonment of the spirit and our natural communities is, I believe, the wellspring of the profound discontent that permeates people in the industrialized world.” www.patreon.com/posts/141436...

TikTok’s suppressing the hell outta this video so maybe yall will share it 🤭

People named Sarah Taber/Mock be like…

Everybody needs to boycott buying new cars till they stop requiring subscription fees for all this new tech that we’d all gladly trade for lower prices on these mid-ass whips that cost sixty thousand fucking dollars.

This chick told me I had a “porn-stache.” I then teased her about the CashApp link in her bio. She told me it’s so guys she dommes can pay her, and that shaming sex workers is wrong. I love the internet.

I really shouldn’t be having to buy this much ammo.

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social, the SUBTITLES tho!!! 🤣😂🤣 youtube.com/shorts/NOM4L...

The part where Taber tried to throw “omg he’s good at charming White people!” at me like an accusation instead of a basic life skill for any Black dude interested in living past the age of 22 😂

Everytime a wannabe rad-leftist mentions tHe GLobaL SOutH, God gives Israel another bomb.

Companies passing investment to one another while also buying/selling from one another isn’t at all uncommon in business and isn’t an indication that anything is wrong. Far from a bellwether of end-stage capitalism, it isn’t even particularly “capitalistic.” sylvanaqua.medium.com/nvidia-and-o...

Somebody answered “could prime Jaime Lannister beat Aragorn?” with Michael Phelps is the greatest swimmer of all time but he’s not gonna beat fucking Aquaman.

Given the way they’re reacting, you can’t tell me 75% of conservative men weren’t having sex with Charlie Kirk.

From my latest essay, “Farm-to-Table is Dead” Farm-to-Table died as both the supply and demand sides of the phenomenon got schwacked at the exact same time beginning in 2019. I think this death, though, is more of a necessity than a tragedy…

To be clear: no one’s mad just because Kimmel was fired. People are mad because the chair of the FCC called for him to be fired, and then he was fired, and then the President of the United States called for more to come. This is very very different than cancel culture.

Can we please stop wasting energy pointing out hypocrisy on the right? They don’t give a shit, dude.

I blame A Growing Culture for making everyone believe subsistence peasant farming is a good idea 😂

"Wow I can't believe the people I threatened don't want to be my friend!" -Conservatives consistently for some reason

They’re acting like our government threatened to invade or something.

I haven’t laughed that hard in months.