We're watching Project Hail Mary and I gotta say I love this movie. I am demanding a Rocky that talks plushie for my birthday

Jasmine Crockett is focused on the horrific explosion in Dallas, but the people who told her she’s unelectable are busy tying up her office phone lines complaining she’s not doing enough for Tyler Rico. We. Are. Not. Your. Mules! Sick of this crap.

Am I a jerk if I go get an ice cream cone while these boys are running at tryouts? 😂

Ken Paxton looks like someone got shitfaced and tried to draw Chevy Chase from memory.

You know what's crazy??! the previous administration had enacted a bill that actually was supposed to take care of that with federal funds instead of building a fucking ballroom and a UFC ring on the White House lawn...

Imagine thinking your flight is coming to JFK and your ass ends up in fucking Nebraska with the CornFuckers or whatever the college team is called 😂

Some things are just facts. Being latch key and independent IS a big part of what defines our generation. But we don’t bother nobody and we want to be left alone. Just keep the facts right.

Multiple sources have confirmed that The Dan Band has also withdrawn from the America 250 Celebration

Sources tell me the Hip Hop Dalmatians have withdrawn from Freedom 250 Celebration.

Now that I think about it, I would be pissed TF off if I were a veteran or active duty military, that the President of the United States is about to pay people for actively destroying something you pledge to serve. Basically mocking the shit out of military service in my eyes

This means any payouts from Trump's slush fund have been temporarily blocked.

A federal judge temporarily halted the creation of Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund

I got one of these for a Senior Financial Analyst offering $100+ per hour to train AI in financial systems Hell no.

This is wonderful. I love when the good things about PG County are showcased

And there is is again, white people ignoring racism, acting like it's make believe had long term consequences..... That's exactly why it pisses me off to no end when people say "how did we get here"

Sort of like how all the coverage of the various anti-government movements I saw in the 90s (including the OKC bombing!) generally omitted the white supremacy of it all.

I don’t EVER remember neonazism being mentioned. It was all “trench coat mafia.” Ain’t that something?

The weekend is looking decent and he's probably fed TF up with this job- schedule several meetings on his Friday:

Absofreakinlutely Not.......

All I need in this world of sin..

🗣️”ITS A THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES” 😭😭😭

"sco pa tu manaa" 😂😂

🗣️ The leeaannnessstt Burger on the world, could be the MMEEEAAANNNEESSTT burger in the world, of you cook it that waaahhheeyyaaayyyyy

Yall are not hearing me. Last week the Mutual Aid app I created saved 3 Black Women including a disabled Black Woman from eviction, paid their overdue bills, cleared their rent. If you’re reading his, a follow is all we ask, so we can become big enough to do this for more people per day.

This part. It's why I will always show up to vote in local, state & general elections.... while I still can. I refuse to let their sacrifice be in vain.

They made her a cake at work lmao

*Trump crime family and criminal associates

🗣️ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE??

And NAH, I ain't get shot up a whole bunch of times. Or make up shit in a whole bunch of lines. And I ain't animated like, say, a Busta Rhymes…

Holding your child back for athletic gain is certifiable insane behavior. Whatever happened to nurturing athletic ability with just regular work????? Also I'm not holding much faith in my Packers organization on this Josh Jacobs situation.

It’s crazy so many groups don’t know/acknowledge that their rights spring from Black people’s. Out here thinking they have rights because white men are so kind and magnanimous

Just saw a clip of a man asking “what’s your plan B if no one marries you?” Sir….bold of you to assume that getting married was ever plan A….

o/ question can we use Jurassic Park dinosaurs? I believe the Indoraptor deserves to be on a $100 Bill

Jaxson Dart is a bitch ass culture vulture racist and his teammates are weak sheep

For the cheap seats: Fuck him

Breaking news: the medical profession seems to acknowledge that women may actually feel pain--final findings are not yet complete, obviously women may not actually be "people," but this is some scientific progress right here, y'all!! (insurance company won't want to cover pain management, I'm sure)

They also don’t consider: 1. Black people to be Americans 2. Black Christians to be Christians 3. Black professionals to be experts 4. Black children to be children 5. Black women to be women 6. Black cities to be American cities 7. Black athletes to be people It’s almost like they are racist.

✊🏿👏🏾👏🏾

Me watching fans call the OKC Thunder the "Duke" of the NBA Yesssss fuel the hate

The New York Giants are a clown organization and the players are weak. I hope they don't win a single fucking game

The only thing wrong with this take is that it does not clarify that *Chocolate ice cream is in fact, nasty.

Deeply disappointed that the Democrats would call Stephen Miller an "ugly fuck"......he's a racist, xenophobic and transphobic ugly fuck!

One of the C+C’s is dead The living Milli is French There’s only one original Commodore Morris and Young MC said absolutely not What is even the point of this?

a direct violation of federal law u say…

White supremacy is a mass delusion and we should really be telling these people that they’re deluded from the beginning instead of entertaining their delusions as valid concepts in “the marketplace of ideas”.

Dearest Gentle Readers, A. Don't come for black women unless we send for you and B. Don't fix your unbrushed teeth to talk about black woman's hair and how we choose to wear it if I can color in your hairline and finish connecting your beard.

All of this talk of Stephen Miller being ugly has brought me back to my theory that white supremacy is a form of cope for being an ugly fuck.

We got covid.... We got ebola.... We got hantavirus.... We got so many infections going around.... And on top of that we got a whole section of the population that says they never wash their feet.... And y'all go and do this??????? WTF 😠 You get what you get Case dismissed