go boats

huzzah

cool ranch doritos

i think i've completed the last work task of the year

an hour and a half until i see whether i have jury duty on christmas eve or not. pray for club dog

damn i thought the first dune remake was like earlier this year and i'm seeing they're making a third one

the answer was final fantasy just in case anyone was wondering

real

i miss my grandma and visiting her for winter break but i do enjoy having christmas eve dinner at canter's with my wife a lot

my name is in the credits of a silent hill game my name is in the credits of a final fantasy game my name is in the credits of a parasite eve game

heh

a girl i worked with at panera said she people say she looks like alicia keys and the quietest, most down-to-business coworkers said "...alicia please" and i'll never forget the uproarious laughter

two episodes into alien: earth now and so far it's a nice addition to "let's throw children at this enormous problem" media. the evangelionlikes

watching philip rivers highlights are bringing me joy. looking like '98 marino out there

good morning

shhhhhh

MASSIVE BREAKING: : We Just Unredacted the Epstein Files. No Joke! krassencast.com/p/breaking-w...

i want to but probably not

if the disco sucks guys got what they wanted, american music would be dead by 1985

dafuq did i just watch

happy 25 years

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

aint shit happening at work today

bro just solved the masculinity crisis

dax pomade and african pride magical grow

wow, i actually have been to 4 on this list

it's not even his best song!

Kinda irritated with my algorithm, it should have been showing me this guy YEARS ago. Gonna try his chicken stock tonight. He's very relatable, too, cuz if *I'D* ever worked directly under Heston Blumenthal at The Fat Duck, I'd never shut up about it, either. :V www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k20...

if you go to any asian spot and order the chicken noodles they are definitely handing you cutlery instead of chopsticks

french. ugliest "r" sound in all of linguistics

i still can't tell whether yall are talking about the nickelodeon cartoon about the bald kids with powers or the movie with the blue gungans that both everybody and nobody watched

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she's not evil but her "the ends justify the means" attitude definitely caused a lot of problems

i had delicious pistachios crunch french toast from the unfortunately named flapjax diner in santa monica yesterday

good morning

finished the ffiv pixel remaster and moving onto ffvi. apparently last i played i was saved at the opera house and kept messing up the opera because I didn't understand the button prompts

really close again thrice game #906 → 14 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ thricegame.com

go boats

delighted to hear one of the only christmas songs i genuinely like playing at 99 ranch today

this was the longest 4 o'clock hour in history

bored so i'm going to actually read up on newer clash royale strategy since i'm still not super familiar with everything that's being thrown at me

heh

the patriot games qualifiers should probably already be happening if they expect to have 50 contestants chosen by july

the santa killed me

watch fiona & cake

the chair company finale was really wild

i want to go home

i underexaggerated!