trent reznor has filipino in-laws. that's it that's the skeet

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i used to say i hated small talk too until i realized two things: one, small talk can be romanticized (see: joe pera talks with you); two, non-consensual "big talk" is so much worse

need i remind you we are 125 miles from my house

training event ended four hours ago but since i carpooled with someone who is climbing the corporate ladder i'm stuck in hell* *hotel lobby bar, surrounded by management

i always take the freebies and fill up on catering at these work things without shame. enough people in the room know i am underpaid and not above broke bitch behavior

a vision?

reporting live from yet another work function, where i am eating east african leftovers in my hotel bed. at least this time we're still in california

me and the homies marching out to defend cilantro

this is my absolute favorite part of the video!! i would hold my breath and then bust out laughing every time

walk in with a bag from the local boulangerie, can't tell me shit

and it feels so gooooooood

los angeles: 72 degrees and sexy!! pilot said the temp and i was like IKTR!!!

layover at dulles international. stress sweating in line for my breakfast (a smoothie) because my flight starts boarding in 9 minutes and also it's 93 degrees in DC

haven't had a full night's sleep since saturday night. straight up 2hr nap last night. i am probably going to honk shoo mimimimimi the whole flight home

ok 82 degrees at 7am is a LOT, south carolina. i know it's a heat wave but damn

i finally made it to waffle house!!! it wasn't a fightin' waffle house, but it was definitely a liminal space

i worked at the shop where this happened. when i got hired i asked them to bring back friday night magic (bc my friends lol) and they were like "uhh yeah sure, if you're volunteering to work every friday night" ... then i understood

south carolina sweet tea: i thought i knew but i had no idea

unreasonably excited to be standing outside right now in the cacophony of cicadas! we don't have that where i live. i know people hate it but it's so cute

reporting live from south carolina, where i am stuck at a work function until thursday. hope all the people open-mouth coughing on the plane rides(!) here didn't pass me my death

shout out to whoever's blasting "sexual healing" in the alley behind our apartment. crazy work at 3pm on a wednesday

happy 30th birthday to one of the greatest weirdo records of all time

i remember watching the auction for this while we were at the club 😅 what a score

experiencing a totally insane first: accidentally got a tiny piece of minced garlic in my nose and am now having a garlic-scented sneezing fit

"these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultations; they're quite aware what they're going through"

this shirt was a big hit at the hunx and his punx show tonight. thanks colette!

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

quit yer britchin' = remove pants

my husband stares at the window for a minute, hand on his hip, and then turns to me and says "i just love the squirrels so much!" like yeah ofc i married him!!

i am so kidding lmao i do both and we also opted out of wedding/engagement jewelry

i don't cook, i don't clean, but let me tell you how i got this ring

two things i experienced tonight that i haven't experienced in years: a rocky horror midnight show and being stuck at a goddamn train crossing at 3:34 a.m.

coworker says "ya know, like that rodney dangerfields movie? candy shack?"

this song came on while heading home from more sorting through my old stuff at my dad's, and i felt a little called out

klay thompson you are out of your goddamn mind!!! 🗑️

Bless the translators and the localizers. Bless the restoration artists and the preservationists. Blessed are those who hold human experience so dear that they dare to grasp the shifting sands in their mortal hands for others to see. Blessed are the archivists.

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7-year-old me taping this off the radio and memorizing the words lol they're still lodged in there like sleeper cells

i used to get voicemails all the time from this one friend who would just talk and talk until it cuts her off. this morning i got the first one of those in 22 years. the more things change, the more they stay the same

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

watching Beef season 2 -- last night we got to the hospital episode where [redacted] describes their everyday pain level as a 5 out of 10 like and i just cackle with recognition

my husband is never beating those "wife guy" allegations

me in my 20s: last night i stood next to a speaker with no earplugs in and puked in a trash can on the way to work because i was still drunk. i sleep on a dogshit ikea mattress on the floor. i feel fine me in my 40s: i injured myself getting eight hours of sleep in a real bed. why

you don't turn down a satyr party

how this news finds me

i wish i could be a tote bag person but i need compartments!

it's pretty funny having zero photographic evidence of attending coachella in 2004. there were some pictures taken but they vanished forever in a hard drive crash

bruh it's been like 25 years of us hanging out and i married you because i am absolutely sure i can't get tired of you? what is this "real quick" you speak of