#BlueSky need to stop playing and actually release a thumbs down button—a functioning thumbs down button would be the most innovative social media feature in a decade

Game 2 in an all Black D&D campaign and somebody just pulled a rat tail comb out of their herbalism kit. 🤣

My Boomer father is getting into Crypto and asking me questions about it—I’m telling him not to invest in it He’s ignoring me… I fear my inheritance is cooked

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someone please tell Pharrell it’s better to shut the fuck up.

Less than 7 seconds video of yourself

With a nice red wine >>>>>

Can't call yourself a proletariat while selling $300 pair of shoes my guy..

Every time this happens I'm reminded of The Fugitive Slave Act. It required that all escaped slaves, upon capture, be returned to the slave-owner and that officials and citizens of free states had to cooperate.

A lot of the problems you have with people come from not checking then the first time they had you fucked up You just giving them permission to keep trying you Address that shit the first time… every time Thank you for coming to my TED talk

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students

The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge "Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."

Zooming into a special session of my county Democratic Executive Committee… our chair wants to amend the bylaws to reduce the total number of committee members. I think it’s a good idea that’ll make the committee fire efficient, let’s see if we can get it done

My boss brought orange juice to work today cause me and a few other folks came in hungover 💀

Girl... Everything be yo fault.

Having a family who doesn't know how to take accountability is so painful.

For the love of me... Do not order from Amazon

this why my glasses either stay on my face or on my night stand but you definitely on to something

AND I got TWO astigmatisms. I can’t see a damn thing, looks like I’m feeling my way through a damn watercolor painting

I need someone to invent glasses that call out to you like Siri does. I’m tired of needing my glasses to find my glasses which makes me look stupid looking for my glasses 😭

Felt 😭😭😭😭

look at this precious baby. not one thought in that head of hers. just waiting for wet food, and vibes.

The heavy footed hoe that lives upstairs is awake

Bluesky HATES AI [complimentary]

We all ugly to somebody btw.

What the fuck

Dr. Seuss ass turkey

Had to go back to get proof

Time to turn all this shit off.

Is she a nympho or does she simply want more than 1 round?

Told my sister I’m getting Chinese food for lunch and she gon say “You not eating leftovers? We’re losing recipes”😭

This ain’t Pete Hegseth shaking down Kevin Spacey? A still from the music video for “Hang on to Your Love” by Sade.

Your yearly reminder that it’s not premarital sex if you never marry them.

Stop blowing up the spot

Of course not!!! We love love!!!

Saw this on threads…so happy I’m single because you watch that lady do all of that..lawd..

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

1. Happy, twinning with my day one on the way to get my second passport 2. Absolutely feeling myself out and up to no good 3. Absolutely feeling myself in one of my favorite places in the world - back home, on the beach 4. Commemorating an iconic scene in an absolute classic

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Black people y’all remember this fan???

Montgomery 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

What it do, fam—what’re y’all thankful for today? I’ll go first puss[POST DISCONNECTS]

These antiBlack nurses bout to get they ass beat fr… Happy Thanksgiving!!!