Do y’all not see how fine I look with my grey hair? Y’all better stop pulling out those hairs before it never grows back. Lol

Period

Bald Nigga

Imagine being told during your birthday weekend is wasn’t fair that I had a man who treated me well because I wasn’t looking for one & they were was quite a turn of events lol

Tyriq Withers was destined to be Black regardless of his mother’s race lol. As soon as he starts talking, white passing goes out of the window.

I just found out people don’t wipe after using a bidet…I’ve learned too much today.

You know what…

“If you increase minimum wage, we will pay more for products!” This lie has been whooping our asses for decades. They haven’t increased wages for YEARS & we are still paying more but yeah let’s not advocate for better wages. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Just lying for no reason.

of all the outlets in all the world, People Magazine is actually holding feet to fire in re: to this terrifying administration. who'da thunk?

We really have a president who is essentially Twitter Fingers.

My mom & granny could sew their asses off. My mom actually made my flower girl dress which was a mini version of our cousin’s wedding dress. Here I am still asking my granny to fix garments for me 😭

A hyper-realistic sculpture titled "...and then I met Colby on the street and my fantasy died" by artist Cameron Stalheim…and ALL I can think is Cameron!!! Why is his merussy just out!? Cloaca free, and breathing. lol

Like if my son turned out to be a piece of shit when we taught him otherwise, I would probably off myself. Lol I’m joking

A man cried to me about how if he ever had children he would never abandon them like his father abandoned him. He then abandoned his children because him & the mother got divorced. Kiss my ass with any sob stories. Go tell it to a professional, not me.

You don’t even have to leave your house to get therapy. There’s really no excuse if you have the means but I’m truly tired of these “woe is me” posts regarding men.

If I decide to get pregnant, I truly pray it’s a girl. But knowing how the universe likes to play games…

Now that’s the second time I’ve seen her throwing that cape on for men. Once again GO TO THERAPY & DO THE WORK. You can only blame your childhood for so much before it’s gets to a point of what are you actively doing to improve your life & self-esteem.

The issue is that men aren't having a unique experience. Women experience their mothers being their first bullies, too. We don't turn around and become violent misogynists over it, and often, we manage to have loving relationships with other women despite our upbringing.

Yet still able to do interviews. Be happy they didn’t shank you.

Yes, but I’m also on an antidepressant & that’s one of the side effects lol

The sugar daddies never look like this & it’s upsetting me & my homegirls

Never should it be this humid in March.

I know I’m getting old because y’all really need to put the phone down while driving ESPECIALLY on the highway.

Today may end up being the day I spaz out.

The FDA warns consumers about oysters and clams which could be contaminated with norovirus and were sent to nine states, including California, Florida and New York.

Fair but the person who actually killed the man wasn’t even sentenced to death so the whole thing makes no sense.

I get that he participated in a robbery but according to reports he was not even there when the person was shot so I’m not understanding why he’s not eligible for parole at least.

This man really said dead people were walking around without legs.

Or say things like “if you’re just going to vent & not try to fix it I don’t want to hear it” & “if you’re always going through something I don’t want you around be a it’s draining” That’s one reason why they feel like a burden.

“You can’t wear your Apple Watch to my wedding”

This is Twig. She never learned how to sneeze. Has sneefing and snorfing down, just can’t quite get the real thing. 13/10 (TT: twiginout)

Powder had a much better night but Coco runs a tight ship. If she hears her trying to get into my office, she shuts it down instantly. If Powder gets on the living room table or tv stand, she’s barking for her to get down lol.

I’ve had people tell me I was too skinny then tell me they liked it better when I was super skinny. Either way I do not care.

I realized that when it came to my appearance I was too focused on what others were saying vs how I felt when I looked in the mirror. Once I said fuck outside opinions, I started feeling better about myself.

Then I had a white woman at a previous job try to joke about me not having a Black Card & I had to politely tell her to never joke about my Blackness.

*slow clap*

A hair stylist even told my mom it was weird that her curls were as loose as they were because she isn’t light skin.

Like growing up being told I wasn’t “Black enough” as brown as I am really fucked with my head as a child. The Oreo & “you don’t have your Black Card” jokes got real old.

I can’t get sucked into diaspora wars because I be having a blast with ALL my people across the globe.

I will never forget someone said I can pass as Dominican. So Black

Now this I can get behind lol

This is so petty lmaoooo

This makes no sense lol

Because I shouldn’t have my patio door open this early in March living in Ohio.

Getting married doesn’t mean you get sex whenever you want it. Consent still exists lol.

I’m obviously in men’s business but why the fuck would they not?

Because if you can, why in the hell would you just watch the vehicle do something like that? Lol

If it’s in full self driving mode, you can’t interfere if it’s leading you to in the wrong direction or into traffic?

Being scared of the opinion of a nigga who’s lonelier than you is crazy work