I really hate how RuPaul forces us to listen to his music.

Because I was about to be like “no Melanie was really in medical school!” Lmaoooo

Thought this was about girlMelanie for a min. Lol

I heard ********** & ******* are great ingredients. They add so much nutritional value.

One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.

This is some lazy, dumb ass shit.

You constantly have people going to other countries for procedures. People find ways to order prescriptions from other countries. Just because people aren’t immigrating to another country doesn’t mean shit.

Donald needs to understand no one cares about these tariffs but him. The world really doesn’t need our resources lol.

Because it can be fun to just have that fantasy lol

My aunt almost got caught up in a cult and they made the grave mistake of asking her to pay for things. She said HOLD TF UP and snapped out of whatever trance she was in 😭

I don’t like people enough to want to follow their every move & socialize that much.

My life is actually quite boring in the sense that I do not have drama. I love that for me.

I do not live a perfect life but I’m not down bad to act a fool on tv for a check lol.

This motherfucker brought the bugs to the damn doctor & is eating them. Stop playing with us.

And he is licking his fingers & brushes while he is doing a client’s makeup. Have some damn shame.

Then you have a makeup artist who is addicted to eating makeup. Nigga

She said she has a skincare brand but has never talked to a dermatologist or aesthetician lmaooo girl

She has invited two people over & pulled out her semen cubes. On the kitchen table.

The semen woman stores the semen in the MAIN FREEZER where it can be accessed by their children.

An unemployed man is wasting money buying live bugs for him to consume while his wife is struggling with their baby.

She claims she uses 3 ounces of semen daily.

Now there’s a lady who has pimply skin showing us that she uses her husband’s semen on her face.

TLC really needs to stop exploiting idiots. Because why are you showing us a woman snorting all her meals?

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

Women love nerds but not the ones who you try to relate to & now you gotta pass a quiz to prove yourself

I have been walking for at least 2 miles on my walking pad.

Tru called me a fat ass Kelly Price today.

I can’t believe there was a “she ain’t Black” narrative about this Black ass woman please leave me alone 😭😭

Oh you just called me fat. Bet

Screaming

Having a dollar as a child was truly magical. My heart breaks for these children now.

Now show me places that are serving a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing? And we all know the one other thing isn’t a beverage.

This song will sadly do numbers on TikTok but for all the wrong reasons lol

The game is the game. Only one person owes you loyalty.

You're supposed to want to look up words you don't know the meaning of. It's all a part of learning.

PMS is so dumb. Why does my uterus need to contract this much & for this long just to shed?

Like this is a serious comic but I'm DYIN man.

Oh Druski was making fun of a pastor in particular. Oh shit lol

They just need to watch the A24 movie Civil War lol

If you know your family is racist stop procreating with & marrying people of different races if you’re going stay in contact with tour family.

Oh you are slow. I see why you didn’t know men could use body butters.

I’ve been watching Unlocked: Family Secrets & all of these stories so far could’ve stayed a “secret” lol

Well you asked a dumb question about body butter as if you don’t have skin so I thought you were slow.

But also if men would stop thinking certain shit is “gay” hygiene for them would be so much better.

And I know it’s due to how marketing is but that’s why representation matters. But also a brand shouldn’t have to make a bottle grey or black for a man to use it.

It’s baffling because they never ask if there’s toothpaste or mouthwash for men. So why would soap or shampoo be any different?