The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

If people are emptying bank accounts & donating valuables I wonder when there isn’t a rapture, will there be mass suicides?

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

So this rapture thing is about that man being resurrected? Let me out of the simulation now.

How does one properly sit on a train? I thought as long as the ass was in the seat & you weren’t invading anyone’s personal space you were good but apparently not.

Men are not okay. My colleague just told me she went on a date this weekend with a 29 year old virgin who asked her within an hour if she would be okay with r*pe play.

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Oh I didn’t know Monster: The Ed Gein Story was coming out so soon.

And adultery

Wait, the Browns did a moment of silence for CK???

Posting about sex this early is an instant block.

Things you say while watching a blow bang:

You need to keep one loose to access the pocket universe

Don’t let Quan Millz see this

Joseline Hernandez and Tego Calderon are Black. Bad Bunny is not Black.

The Black Puerto Ricans are

Powder is a damn thief lol

Dude thought I was going to let him get in front of me because he had a pickup truck. Absolutely the fuck not but there’s plenty of room behind me.

At what point do we stop blaming campaigning on why these evil people are in leadership?? This country is lazy, stupid, & bigoted as fuck.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

This is Daegi and Jjigi. Together they share one brain cell, and Jjigi is currently using it to look out the window. 12/10 for both #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: j___d_love)

It would be hilarious but not shocking if it turned out Elon Musk was a robot wearing a skin suit.

Oh yeah? Explain Elon Musk.

Let the dead rest. There’s plenty of media we can observe that we can already view if we want to enjoy them. We do not need holograms of deceased people. That is actually very weird & disturbing.

This is actually sick.

I love tajin peach rings.

I love your optimism but DeWine shouldn’t have won his reelection but yet here we are with the bullshit.

No because I fucking live here

I told my nail tech she’s lucky I want to be cremated because I would want a fresh blinged out set in my casket. Lol

Lmao my therapist once told me “I’ve noticed no matter how depressed you may be your nails are always done”

Someone close to my age being an actual grandmother is wild to me in this day & age.

All I can say is my plan is to vote republican in the primary for the least horrible choice to try to knock Vivek out. Not sure that will work but it’s the only thing I can really do.

I knew they said Cardi dissed Bia but I didn’t know it was the opening line of the first verse lol

Check with your insurance provider. A lot of them are still going to pay for those vaccines. Start getting them NOW.

The Teamsters in Ohio endorsed Vivek. We are so fucked.

I actually had someone approach me about holding a key to one of these.

This is terrifying & hilarious

What pisses me off about the Voters that got us here is that they are acting shocked every time a section of the playbook is enacted. Like, where the fuck were y'all? You said Kamala was fear-mongering you about Project 25. You said the Dems on the Hill were just fearmongering and deflecting.

“You can’t bully your parents into accepting your homosexual lifestyle”

Yes because I could’ve died due to an incompetent nurse refusing to admit my mom even though her water had broken.

This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)

Oh and they are officially done with the roof.

Bye lol

They are not promoting movies properly now. Black Phone 2 comes out next month. I only found that out because I’m using the Fandango app.

As soon as he wouldn’t let me order I would’ve left.

the only deadly weapon civilians should have access to

The Strangers: Chapter 2 is coming out September 26th. I haven’t seen a single trailer smh

Here’s the story. He picks me up & I ask where are we going. He starts on his bullshit (below). I tell him I’m good take me back home. On the drive back he’s talking about his stomach hurts. He pulls into the driveway & asks “can I come in & take a shit?” Fuck no.