Every ICE agent. We all fucking hate you. There is no nuance to this. We hate every single fucking one of you.

*calls in the national guard on his own people*

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Perfectly coincidentally, a tricked out P365X with a threaded barrel is exactly the kind of range queen gun I would expect a chud ICE goon to be carrying around

i think we should all take a step back and thank tony for giving the community this opportunity to showcase all the unique ways people can call someone a stupid asshole

responses were unanimous so here's my take on Holy Wars by Megadeth

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kiss my whole ass, loser

maybe my most cancellable metalhead take, but i do not care for blast beats

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went some places, saw some things

no country for old men with big naturals

got to assist with a bat survey today and im gonna be honest, i didnt even know those guys could hold pencils

oh you’re a european who hates americans? what are you gonna do about it, drown us in the ocean if we try to claim asylum in your country?

and yet, i keep having to interact with u limey fucks at work. go away!

oi! u got a loicense to be poshting loik ‘at?

this fucking site is so annoying dude. im tired of never seeing posts from 80% of the ppl i follow because bsky just decided that i didnt actually want to see anything from them! “it shows u ppl that u interact with!” how am i supposed to interact if i never see their posts?? show me their posts!

cant have shit in this country

live your life so that the whole world doesn't get giddily drunkenly hopeful for a moment when your airplane does something weird because they think maybe you died

sephilopod

genuine q, how does this dude leave his house w/o getting his ass kick 6 times a day

my fav roadtrip game is “point ur camera out the window and see what u get”

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

embrace the bass face

one day i’ll post a video of me playing bass but i gotta figure out how to stop doing that stupid face first in the meantime just imagine a woman in a long dress doing blue steel an ur p much there

why not, he fits right in?

me n the girls on our way to browse ur finest grasses and shrubs

Pretty juvenile psalmopoeus victori. I have a batch of 7 siblings and this one is my secret favorite. Don't tell her siblings! #tarantula #spider

#BlueSkyArtShow theme #One Blue Dasher Dragonfly Prints and more: mgerspix.com/featured/dragonfly-2-morey-gers.html #dragonfly #photography #macrophotography #insects #backlighting #omsystem #mgerspix

Poecilotheria ornata was out. :3 #Spider #Tarantula

I noticed a yellow jacket on one of my flowers last year. #JanuArty2026 #insects #BlueSkyArtShow #one #BNWmacro #EastCoastKin #photography #macrophoto #macrophotography #blackandwhitephotography

Patience, young grasshopper #One #BlueSkyArtShow #Insect #JanuArty #ColorADay #GreenSat #Macro #BloomScrolling #OnlyBeautifulThings #EastCoastKin #Photography #NaturePhotography

I JUST saw that today's #Januarty prompt is #insect, so have a quick, just under the wire cicada from last year. #watercolor #gouache

Once again: I will not vote for Newsom. He's anti-trans, anti-homeless, anti-Black, pro-prison, pro-ICE, anti-healthcare, and is friends with fascists. He'll lose CALIFORNIA in the general, you dickless dildoes. We are saying so now to give literal years to find a non fascist-lite candidate. Jfc.

why’d i even quit drinking if im gonna wake up with a fucking headache every day anyway smh

would u still chase if i was a worm

I believe you

It's a Linne's Cicada, originally for #invertober2024. I fell off the Invertober train in 2024 when it got near the end. Started on this Linne's Cicada and could not finish the colour! So while I'm in a rut, decided to pick this one back up again to complete it. #SciArt #invertart #cicada #art

when the face dysphoria starts hittin

And most of the people saying that shit are here in this country because their great grandparents showed up on a boat and some guy with a clipboard said, "What's your name? Where are you from? Welcome to America, good fucking luck."

so sick of seeing libs say that there is a “right and legal way” to violently deport people, like you people are so worthless that you can only follow arbitrary “rules”, you’re incapable of seeing other people as HUMANS who inherently have value and are deserving of dignity and life

ice is slave catchers. the pigs. you dont need to go to germany 1945 to get ice.

an ice agent trained today. did you?

i will wait forever for an apology, which will never come, from my family for (amongst other things) telling me i was being histrionic by calling these people nazis 10 years ago

i picked a hell of a week to quit drinking

taped out the space for the new shelves boss, just like u asked

this shit must be so fucked up if ur a mouse