why are you trans, wrong answers only bitten by a radioactive clownfish.

“do you care?” not even a little bit lmao, mald abt it in ur car

no wait let’s hear them out. how many can we fit on board

girl with a thigh tattoo abt to drop

✨adventures in (extremely) amateur horticulture✨ collected cuttings of what i thought was common yarrow but may actually be poison hemlock 🤦🏻‍♀️ know ur poisonous herbs friends

maybe a week? i felt better, more confident. i wanted to do things other than be a vegetable. it was rad.

anyone know anything about the democratic primary runoff in beth van duyne's seat, house district 24, in DFW, Burge vs. Ward? what's those guys deal

hey c! why ya’ cryin? saw a squirrel check on his friend wood been hit by a car 😭

the audacity of my fucking coworker asking me for help with program ideas and then misgendering me twice. brainstorm by urself next time, bitch.

matt baldwin (the alligator-punching aikido master) is the kind of motherfucker who prides himself on never misgendering a trans person because he only refers to them by name.

i will never trust a white guy with a website

Day 84 of my 100-day #insect/ #arthropod/ #gastropod drawings. 🐞🕷️🐌 I…have nothing funny to say about this sweet little butterfly 🤷🏻‍♀️ My brain is tired.

fun fact, u can already do this via a little known trick called “speeding.”

coleoptera, diptera, hymenoptera, lepidoptera, hemiptera, odonata

girl dinner 🪲🪳 #spiders

we need a new kind of castle doctrine for streamers, so normal people are allowed to open fire when a guy like this tries to fuck with them in public for his audience

yoink

i should replay mass effect 🤔

mixing my mio energy with my mio unwind, just to feel something

have u ever tried a handful of #spiders? u will certainly not regret a handful of spiders.

and it gave us the best version of constant sorrow ever recorded

friday at 3pm central "Hey, That's a Cool Song" with Soc and Aubrey live on www.kuzu.fm and 92.9 in Denton, TX this week's a fun one and our first fixation topic episode just in time for Eurovision which might be a hint as to something you'll hear :3

for no reason at all, i am thinking of the time my 3-day suspension became a 7-day, because i called aaron a birthday boy in my response email. which like, case in point ig lol

i have similar thoughts re: usda/doi doing everything they can to destroy public lands. fire all the stewards, let it go to shit, use that as ur justification to sell the land to developers and concessionaires.

hey buddy, how’s the harvest going? despite bearing a passing resemblance to spiders, opilionids (the harvestmen) are only a v distant relative of their silk-spinning cousins. theyre not venomous but they will eat just abt anything: tiny bugs, fungus, dead stuff. heres to u, leggy friend 🪲🪳

would

oh its gonna be a bad dysphoria day 🫠

snowpiercer is so ass i just dont get it. subtle like a brick thru a window, looks like shit. also i cant get over the bug-protein bars. of course theyre eating bugs! where tf else are u getting food from?

i never drop a courtesy like but i always drop an “im not rlly mad” like

when searching for aliens one should look to the flowers, not the stars 🪳🪲

i hope they found something tasty in the garden and i see em again

cis ppl stop trying to police how trans ppl talk abt ourselves challenge

grandiosity ravioli

shitting myself

close! cows don't lay eggs, that's birds

haters will say it’s half empty 😒

yard’s about to be pollinated as FUCK

Cicadas for today's #TransArtMay because transformation is awesome actually

gn. remember to drink water and do ur stretches

being married is rad because sometimes u do gay shit like hang u and ur wife’s star signs on the ceiling with glow in the dark plastic stars

these are the same note, who wrote this

*encountering a problem when doing smth for myself* ah fuck it *running into problems when helping my friends* i will run thru a fucking wall

being 6’5” theres nothing better than sitting on smth tall enough that ur legs dangle

man, young the giant rlly made two great albums and then well everything else they’ve put out :/

2 bugs 1 plant

gender affirming dropped a cheez it down my bra

Biblically accurate Charlie Kirk Way sign: