“1 Oreo, that’s good they let you— AN ENTIRE CHEESECAKE?!”

Abolish ICE. Really.

Series win!

oh hell yeah

JIMMY JARVIS GOES YARVIS (workshopping)

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

Shut ‘em out

Many such falsehoods

Any hits to spare?

Congrats to everyone who just tuned into the Blue Jays-Giants game to see the no-hitter lost. I’ve had the game on since the 7th so I can’t be blamed this time.

Everyone on my timeline is mad about baseball for different reasons

Video game ass baseball player name

I thought this was one of those mitts base runners wear

The Atlanta Braves are a fourth place team.

Please forgive me as I do my best Frank the Tank impression 😂😂😂

Braves will be in 3rd place by my birthday

The Braves being 3-4 against this Mets team is sickening. S I C K E N I N G.

Me: Death of a Salesman Braves: Death of Our Playoff Hopes

*checks score at intermission*

How is this country real right now

HOLY SHIT MATTY OOOOOO

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

100% agreed. When I saw that Nation’s Dumbest show advertised my first thought was, we’re glorifying stupidity.

USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Ughhhh he was wide open

He wanted his jersey on; I had to oblige.

I like Carson Benge a lot. But I know he is going to torture us for years to come lol.

Just sick in the head

“López starts with a K. Actually, López starts with an L.” Gary Cohen with jokes.

Insane box score

Ugh I thought Mexico-England was at 8 pm. I won’t be able to watch the whole thing 😭

It’s wild that I’m seeing people blame Weiss for that loss. If you use your best relievers every time you’re *down* 2 runs, they’re gonna be running on fumes by September. I want to win every game too, and I will call out Weiss when it’s warranted. I just don’t feel this was one of those games.

NOOOOORRRRRRVVVVVAAAAYYYYY 🇳🇴

📍NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

The Cookie has Crumbled

You think Trump has any idea he’s a birthright citizen?

Holy SHIT Jimothy Jarvis what a play😱😱😱

Imagine they wore little flag bandannas 😭😭

Braves-Mets is in rain delay so NBC was like “watch Cade Cavalli instead, boy.” Crazy stuff. Fitting he is pitching in our nation’s capitol during the 250th celebration, however.

“ABS took my job”

The Braves and Mets play at 12:30 in the afternoon tomorrow and then not again until 7:15 Monday night. Dumb ass scheduling.

That’s tough

wait no no he’s the antiques store owner from Hacks who wouldn’t sell Deborah the salt and pepper shakers lmao

Megan was funny and bright and lovely. FUCK cancer.

there it is

Two beautiful double plays turned by the Braves this evening 👏

National League reserves for the All-Star Game have been announced!

The National League All-Star pitching staff has been revealed!

Drake Baldwin will be the starting catcher for the National League! It’s the reigning NL Rookie Of The Year’s first career All-Star Game 👏