Doing what I must

The theme of this season so far is Rookies Raking

Best part of this is Kevin Cash and Pat Murphy looking at each other and laughing

Alright well whatever, win the series tomorrow with Christopher Allen Sale on the mound.

CB stands for Clearly Blind

I know I’m getting old because I’ve started saying things like “we don’t need a home run” and “stop swinging for the fences” and “a single works here” 😵‍💫😵‍💫

“Baltimore Oriole Pete Alonso homers off Texas Ranger Jacob deGrom while his teammate Brandon Nimmo watches” is probably not something Mets fans expected to hear a few years back

BALDWIN BOMB ON HIS BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT. THE DRAKE JUST RAKES!

Some of these OPS numbers wouldn’t even be great batting averages. Really would like the Athletics to leave town before they get it figured out, because I expect several of these guys to be pretty good.

These are SICK, dude. So glad they got it right this time. Might have to buy one.

The Mariners rotation is so damn solid. Luis Castillo is your #5? Come onnnnn.

Braves win? Braves win.

YAZ TRIPLE

amazing

Time for Bryce “Bad Penny” Elder to take the bump.

The giant pandas are flirting and I’m getting ghosted (a memoir)

Weird seeing Pete Alonso and Brandon Nimmo not only playing against each other, but neither team is the Mets.

😂😂😂

Absolute insanity.

Ladies and gentlemen I fear I must report that the Atlanta Braves will not be undefeated in 2026.

Shame he didn’t sign with a team where he could actually make a difference

We are not past the bad luck after all

Is it just because I’m in New Jersey or are other people seeing this Jack Hughes commercial during literally every break

amaze amaze amaze

my babies 🥰

Ozzie’s noodle arm strikes again 😔

Each new part of this post is worse than the last

Weiss pointing at Dom, Salvy walking off at the crack of the bat, Riley getting air, Olson looking like a mad man oh baby we are so back

Dominic Smith is the first player in MLB history with a walk-off grand slam in his debut with a team !!! h/t @EliasSports

brb rewatching that entire bottom of the 9th

All hail King Dubble Bubble

wheeeeeeeee!

the Royals’ pitcher was Sub Smith

WALK OFF SALAMI HOLY SHIT

Why is MLB TV showing highlights from games this season during commercials?

The important thing is that the Phillies are in last place

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

That’s a damn nice win to start the season. The 2026 Atlanta Braves are 1-0.

😂😂😂

Ozzie Albies homers for the first @Braves run of the year! #OpeningDay

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Nice quick top of the first. Great start to the game and the season.

we are quite literally so back

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH TRANS PEOPLE

Good morning. The Atlanta Braves play baseball today.

Just a happy spring duck shower today!

Dudes unloading in the first at bat with their (new) team rocks. Hell yeah, Brendan Donovan.