How is curling real, what a funny sport

“If There’s A Rocket Tie Me To It” by Snow Patrol

oh my

lmfao

Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️

Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)

Timeline cleanse. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.

A couple of days ago I was thinking I needed a rewatch of Schitt’s Creek, but with the news of Catherine O’Hara’s passing it felt like a must so I just restarted the series.

Love knowing I’m not the only dumb one while watching Bridgerton

I’m so sad 😔

oh no

Did I read this right? Fourteen YEARS?!

Yeah I’m a little silly and weird and love my trinkets so I can get on board with th— bathtub on the porch?!

Fuck all the way off, and then fuck off a little further, just keep going and fucking off until you're completely out of fucking off space and then fuck off just a tiny bit further.

It’s giving Hall of Presidents

Ah, yes, my ex’s name is… uh… Christy Gnome.

I know it’s not like a surprise anymore that the president is an insane cretin who encourages political violence at almost every opportunity, protected by a cadre of corrupt judges who have cloaked his hateful conduct in impunity, but it’s a cold fact. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I wish my cats would let me put their harness on because I know they’d love the snow 🥺

My dad texts me every time he’s enjoying one of his Christmas gifts 🥹

Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment. Excellent article!

Wow. Blatant missed face mask call.

He always looks like he’s bracing for a punch to the face

Maybe it’s because I’m so burnt out from everything or maybe it’s just because she reminded me of my grandma but I just burst into tears over this video of a grandma trying a new drink from Dunkin 😭

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

A hearty “fuck you” to all 7 of these shit wagons

Current Resident Sex Offender c/o The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C., 20500

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:

I don’t think these two things are mutually exclusive

Fuck man… this shit has just begun

Read the room, Amy

FUCK THESE FUCKING PIECES OF GARBAGE

Eating dinner while I watch The Pitt because I like to live on the wild side

Send this old pervert home, bro

Favorably comparing the United States to Germany in 1940

I’m more surprised about the NFL numbers than the MLB numbers lol

and I oop?

Love watching a new show where a couple episodes in it’s like hmm this might be gay 🧐 and then a few more episodes in it’s like HELL YEAH GAY 🥵 love my lil gay spidey senses

I am incredibly honored to serve as the 57th Governor of the great State of New Jersey. I want you to know that I will never stop fighting for you.

wtf???

Welcome to Cooperstown, Andruw Jones! baseballhall.org/hall-of-famers/jones-andruw

Type of shit a little kid writes to Santa after not getting what they wanted for Christmas

65 days until Opening Day

Oh this is very not good

Flaming Hot Takes type shiii

lol

Timeline understood the assignment