Trade proposal: Colin Holderman for Gus Varland. What do we think?

Today is a great day to love and appreciate Antwone Kelly!

Cole Henry is the biggest clown in baseball

Taylor Rashi has always wanted to be a Dback.

For personal reasons, I will be fighting Rob Refsnyder.

Mike Trout is good, you guys are just mean

Scheduled Drew Gilbert failure!

Tomoyuki Sugano is the biggest clown in baseball

Noah Schultz: future All Star.

Don't talk to me unless you think Matt Wallner is going to lead the league in home runs

It's so obvious that Jacob Lopez is a Met at this point.

Trade proposal: Vinnie Pasquantino for Gavin Hollowell. What do we think?

The Philadelphia Phillies have the best fanbase.

Personally, i think the Cleveland Guardians should try to win this baseball game

When I become commissioner, I will remove Detroit Tigers from existence

The San Francisco Giants may never lose again!

If I was GM of the New York Yankees for a day, I would trade for Vinnie Pasquantino

Rolddy Muñoz: future Cardinal

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Juan Mejia play baseball

The things I'd do for Jonathan Aranda to be in a Minnesota Twins uniform

It's so obvious that Raynel Delgado is a White Sox at this point.

Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Cincinnati Reds, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Boston where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

Esmerlyn Valdez: future All Star.

If I was GM of the Arizona Diamondbacks for a day, I would trade for Aaron Civale

Wait, there are fans of the Cincinnati Reds?

It's so obvious that Javier Báez is a Met at this point.

MLB would be better off without the Chicago White Sox

When I become commissioner, I will remove Seattle Mariners from existence

The Miami Marlins are on pace for 2 wins this season!

MLB would be better off without the Washington Nationals

It's so obvious that Oswald Peraza is a Red at this point.

The Toronto Blue Jays have been so bad this season that they're being demoted to A+

Personally, i think the Atlanta Braves should try to win this baseball game

Devin Williams can marry me.

For his sake, Jhony Brito should really request a trade to the Los Angeles Angels.

The Tampa Bay Rays may never lose again!

Brice Matthews: future MVP

When I become commissioner, I will remove Toronto Blue Jays from existence

Scheduled Colorado Rockies failure!

Colson Montgomery: future Tiger

Carlos Cortes: future Ray

Clayton Beeter, YOU are a Giant

I'm gatekeeping Ty Madden

Riley Cornelio has always wanted to be a Red Sox.

The Seattle Mariners may never win again!

The Colorado Rockies have been so bad this season that they're being demoted to A+

Watching the Miami Marlins makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

I'm gonna tell my kids the 2026 Toronto Blue Jays were better than the 1927 Yankees

Dylan Dodd has always wanted to be a Tiger.

When I become commissioner, I will remove Cleveland Guardians from existence