I keep expecting to meet online friends and for things to go awry but honestly my track record has continued to be successful. Met another today IRL that I'd only spoken to through twitter and it went really well. I guess this just means I need to have more confidence in people.

I think Kevin Harlan was destined to say the name 'Skattebo'

watching the Mechanic with my dad, for the lulz Me: “my intro to Bronson was a Twilight Zone where he and Elizabeth Montgomery played the last two people on earth.” My dad: “…poor Elizabeth Montgomery…”

probably a normie opinion but kimmel said all the right things without caving to fascism. if anything it was a stand for anti-fascism. that was a nice change of pace.

I was in a green room for something a couple years ago, and Greg Olsen, still playing at this point, walked in and introduced himself to everyone in the room, regardless of fame levels. So since then I’ve had tons of respect for him. This hasn’t changed with this news.

all i'm saying is if tylenol needs a new spokesperson and cares about representation, i'm available

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

Me: [breathes] anyone:

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Me when I’ve been overstimulated at the social gathering for the last thirty minutes and would like to go into a different room:

If we’re going to resist narratives around autism as an illness or disease, today might be a good day to stop calling it a ‘condition’

not sure what's more horrifying here: the number of autistic lives that could be at stake if they're prescribed this drug without the proper research, or the fact that this may even be rfk's intention.

Still blowing my mind that ‘Ladd McConkey’ is actually the name of an NFL player and not, as I previously assumed, the name of a side character from DuckTales

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

I'm just sick of everything getting progressively worse and having absolutely no control over it. The hell kind of life is that?

This is the Redford role I think about the most often. It's probably what led him to the long career he had. He made an already-great George Clayton Johnson script into something damn near iconic. Undoubtedly, Robert Redford will be missed.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

fuck yeah hannah einbinder. every part of that.

if i see someone at an fbi presser say “notices bulge owo what’s this” out loud im afraid i might never come back

i can't believe i'm saying this but david zaslav, fuckhead that he is, is our only hope of avoiding state-run propagandist hell.

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Thoughts and prayers

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

Normalize celebrity endorsements where I know for a fact the celebrity would use the product even if they weren’t paying them. I completely believe Danny DeVito has had his share of Jersey Mike’s Subs over the years. I wouldn’t expect to run into Walton Goggins in Wal-Mart though.

Peter Sellers, undeniably one of my heroes, was born 100 years ago today. I guarantee that in 100 more years, people will still be laughing at things like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czyc...

If you're a business and you subscribe to the neurotypical belief that a phone call is the most effective way of scheduling an appointment yet you still allow booking online, you cannot have said online system be so convoluted and un-nuanced that it gives neurodivergent people anxiety attacks.

There is no sentence as bad that it cannot be fixed in editing. Stop worrying about getting the right word down the first time. ​Just. Keep. Writing.

something something big tent something something democracy is at stake something something orange man bad

These Days or Be Mine

Happy Yes Day!

We are in the era of saved films. Some of the most beloved movies in this stretch of the decade were caught in write-off hell or merger hell or whatnot and have rightfully been carried by fanbases. All I'm saying is...Freaky Tales is on HBO Max. Lionsgate fucked the release. Go and save it.

posting this for no reason, none at all, not relating to any rumor or thing that's happening or might have happened. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx9j...

but when i can diagnose people just by spending time with them for an hour and realizing just how well we get along, no one listens to me

Ysee the problem with doing the font like that is you make the uninitiated think that his name is Jesse P. Lemons. Which it isn’t. But people are gonna want that to be his name so badly.

my day essentially began with being emotionally devastated by something that i wasn't even sure i could take at face value without hearing another perspective. and that was enough to derail my whole day. it's a complicated existence sometimes. and it weighs a ton.

is it interesting to anyone else that they're remaking one MST3K property and getting the star of another MST3K film [future war] to helm it? ...and now that you mention it, an MST3K reboot cast-member has a role in the film as well? They're in on the joke. This'll be fun.

it is my ultimate hope that the current landscape for autism awareness can lead to a higher probability of not only safe and prosperous support systems for autistic youth, but for future autistic adults to go through life without immovable trauma from parents who thought they were helping.

Game Changer continues to be the best show on television. This was its best season yet. And somehow it finishes even stronger than it would have had it ended on 10 episodes. Everyone involved with this show needs to be rewarded. Also, if you need an autistic writing genius on staff, hit me up.

not to be outdone, cuomo will also be instituting a scavenger hunt, in which new york citizens will be tasked with finding his accusers all throughout the city and pelting them with bricks

It is so relieving to look on the IMDb page of a beloved character actor from 30 years ago, check the last 5 years and find no PureFlix or Angel Studios credits. Well done, Bruce Greenwood. Gold star.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed