My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

can we retire the phrase '30 rock' to describe a movie or show that you personally do not like. not everything in media is like an idea for a 30 rock gag. i get it, we're in late stage capitalism and every idea feels trite, but like...it costs nothing to not be a killjoy

Happy Father's Day! Celebrate Chuck Jones' directorial pinnacle for the occasion

Let me write Jim Henson’s Dracula you cowards

Not the flashiest closer entrance in baseball but one of my favorites.

Holy Schlitt

UNITED STATES VS. AUSTRALIA

If anyone is wondering if Game Changer is still the best show on television, A.) you probably already know the answer, and B.), this should suffice

Ok folks, I've got the afternoon free and nothing to do. I was recently at my parents' and picked up some sleeves of miscellaneous baseball cards I had collected in the mid-90's. Those guys who were too mediocre to be included with my good cards. For every 10 "likes", I'll post one! Play ball!

SPACE JAM IS REAL. JALEN BRUNSON IS BUGS BUNNY.

I’ve come to appreciate Jurassic Park in a new way as an adult now that I recognize Alan’s dynamic with both the kids and Malcolm as “autistic person annoyed by a slightly more autistic person”

Scenes from the challenger baseball league I coach: one of the evangelical twins, after an at bat, said to his brother “go straight and hit a home run.” A.) said hit was not a home run, and B.) no wonder I’ve only hit triples.

BACKROOMS (2026) Dir: Kane Parsons

In case anyone was wondering whether or not Game Changer was still the best show on television:

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

i miss the golden age of social media, where you could post something like 'the headmaster ritual is the only good smiths song because it features, as its chorus, an accurate rendition of what it would sound like if morrissey was waterboarded' and it'd just take off

santa claus, coming into the bedroom out of breath after a long day's work but still trying to be somewhat seductive: "and...what do YOU want for...Christmas, Mrs. Claus?" Mrs. Claus, internally:

Anytime someone says ‘where was I?’, I reply immediately with “Australia.” Also, whenever someone repeats themselves without meaning to I go “but why male models??”

happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made

you cut to the programmer that engineered the chatbot and it's Natassja Kinski going 'ain't i a stinker?'

Oh yeah i forgot to say this earlier but Game Changer? Still the best show on television. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while and still technically a 'business as usual' episode.

after having been in the 'Letterboxd One Million Lied About Watching Club' for roughly a decade

Have you seen the termite version of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY? It stars Clint Eatswood.

Had a very affirming conversation with someone last night who I assumed, like with most of my peers, perceived me differently because i hadn't succeeded as much as they had. total bs of course. almost as if that doesn't matter to neurodivergents as much as NTs would have us believe.

David Byrne, 1977 Topps style, in honor of his birthday today

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

why do i suddenly feel a burning desire to throw things at doc rivers's house?

The amount of horseshit already going on in this episode… #Survivor

During the pandemic I wrote a script for a Plastic Man movie, inspired by 90s cyberpunk and scored by all trip-hop, that was designed to be weirder than anyone would ever let me be. It will never be produced [cause I'm an amateur with no contacts] but I'm still proud of it.

Dyou think Cat Stevens changed his name to Yusuf cause his first name was actually short for Catherine and he didn’t want anyone to find out?

my entire life the sixers have been losing in game 7s to the celtics. it happens again and again. it happened so often the safdie brothers made a movie about the best time that it happened. to see them finally win one tonight was incredible. made it all worth it...sort of..

Straight-up calling Warner Bros Seven Arts Kinney Time AOL AT&T Discovery Media a subsidiary of The ACME Corporation, having ACME as the primary antagonistic corporation of the film, and proceeding to say this is the film ACME doesn't want you to see should be studied by marketing students.

If in 2019, you told me that in seven years there’d be a trailer for a Noah Centineo-starring IP adaptation with a colorful, campy, kinda batshit trailer set to 4 Non Blondes’ What’s Up, I’d go ‘alright, so the He-Man movie turns out okay after all?’

been thinking about this song lately for some reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=w02_...

Psycho probably. I think I was like 10. Idk, I think I turned out great..

if this were a movie, this would be the point where the character would see the moral they're supposed to learn from. unfortunately this is a coen brothers movie apparently, so dave's gonna keep refusing to learn anything.

A colleague had me on their podcast. They let me choose the subject so long as it was formative for me. So I picked George of the Jungle. Miraculously this all didn’t go awry. open.spotify.com/episode/3f1v...

Phils.

One of those days where I found myself bogged down by stuff I should’ve accomplished by now, unfairly. Yet I did make this today, which is definitely something.

scrolling social media now for me is just 'hey! someone who you went to high school with and at one point thought you were really funny is on the same comedy bill as someone who you had a billion writing classes with in college in the city you wanted to make it work in', and feeling your heart sink.

The Powerpuff Girls cast (Tara Strong, Cathy Cavadini, and E. G. Daily) reunited with Tom Kane, the voice of Professor Utonium.

this is genuinely how i look next to most of my family

This is still the greatest action setpiece in cinema history. Sorry Fury Road.

A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”.

there is still way too much media out there about how it's important to cut off your friends for more lucrative opportunities and i've become convinced it's isolationist propaganda from the top. looks gorgeous though, as one would expect from this team

kinda insane how good the UK SNL is on their first go. almost as if not having a lorne dictating who the show needs to pander to helps the show be funnier or something

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

The Yearlies Film is back, tackling the best movies of 2011. A lot of these movies made us cry, and that's not even counting the number of times i wept into my imaginary diary during this recording.