Thought for the Day: "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”― Groucho Marx

My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese

mom….. dad…… i just got my big hollywood break. i got a fucking role. what is it? well ……… it’s ……… chubby stoner

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Salmon fritters, rice pilaf, and roasted asparagus. 🍽️🍜

you know what bigger was better

Everything sucks but I've seen two different, unrelated mullets in the wild today. Nature is healing.

Drag him.

Done for today! The Gold Speculoos chocolate batch is finished and looking gloriously shiny.

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

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Thankful for street drugs and subway hugs.

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Ngl Id rather believe science than some guy who tells me to "have faith"

I am past the “I can help fix you” part of the program and it’s about GD time

@royalisttristan.bsky.social good affernoon, Good Man. Will there be footy at 3 your time when hopefully the F1 malarky has ended? I am all confused. I just want some good coverage of the football.

The Parmesan herby potatoes

Starting the day the punk rock way with Dead Moon eggs.

streetwaka

Mrs. Davis stared out the window. "That Mr. Higgins is a space alien in disguise!" "What guys?" Mr. Davis asked, flipping through the newspaper. "Are you even listening?" He sighed. "Of course, dear." "He has #magenta tentacles!" "He probably sat on them. Happens to lots of guys." #vss365

🎶There have been limits that I have pushed past 🎼 Monte Carlo/No Limits Ryan Davis & the Roadhouse Band

Come get your scoop of our new Christmas flavour. It's vanilla

Sometimes my soul feels dizzy and I must stop thinking and just listen to the way snow falls a 3:00 a.m. and the dog snores oblivious to the beauty of the sky but not unaffected by the beauty of being loved Silence is love Love yourself You are lovely

I was going to write about the twelve miniature Elfs on a Shelf falling out if my vagina as I was taking a shower but I heard the voice of my dead mother saying JC think of the children Think of the neighbours So I dried them off and put them next to her ashes

It’s 3:30am & you’re heading home from the city after a night of sweaty boogie ass shaking fun & you’re hungry. These are the fries you grab at the 24 hour diner in Jersey ~ disco fries… In complete contrast I’m listening to Houses of the Holy

I’m sorry your family traditions show up on your therapy bills.

Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all

Me remembering I bought ice cream Tik Tok has broken me oooooo oooo baby turn the lights off

Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap

@royalisttristan.bsky.social did your team get shat upon by Man Shitty? Last I heard it was 2 nill\. Have cracked this latest #JackReacher offering open and I missed the final score. Also, my #20thAnniversayEdition of @katiemeluaofficial.bsky.social's 2nd album arrived. Gonna wake up with it.

Finished up @stephenking.bsky.social's #TheOutsider which I enjoyed for the first time... Again. Being clean is not all giggles. Sometimes it can be shit. I am now 2 years that I don't need to re-read 50 pages the next day due to zero recall. And now! The latest #JackReacher! Bring on the pain!!!!

Hey, @kaakaapo.bsky.social! A day late but my copy of @katiemeluaofficial.bsky.social's #20thAnniversaryEdition of #PieceByPiece finally arrived. Will be waking up tomorrow with the bonus disc fulla demos, b-sides and live shit. I take you have yet to hear my #9TrillionTricyclesInBeijing??? 🤟🤟🤟

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they should invent a suffering that ends

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?

late night shenanigans