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Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
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Jason Goes to Hell
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, Iβm participating in an inherent part of the human experience
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Tits McDick
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Whoever first came up with the idea of ground beef must have been a total psycho. βHey, letβs blend up that cow!β
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I go to therapy and get worse
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College almost killed me. Everything was chaos. I had no money. Friendships atrophied. I'm still paying off my degree. Grad school sounds great and is a really good idea.
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Astr0z0mbreez
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Babe look, my eczema flare up makes it look like Iβm getting the stigmata
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JuBles
4 days ago
Deleting every $5 subscription I have: this will surely help me escape from my crushing financial debt and have money to spend at Christmas
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I would pile money in my living room and set it on fire if it got me a reliable public transit system
3 days ago
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Every Hot Reality TV woman show should have like, one regular person in every scene. Just like eating chips or something in the background
3 days ago
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Late to the party but Secret Lives of Mormon Wives s2 is bringing the GOODS
4 days ago
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Brushing up on traditional ways to court women turns out I might owe her parents some livestock
4 days ago
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Trying to play it cool with this one
6 days ago
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I'm a pacifist until you say something annoying and wrong on the internet
6 days ago
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People are being rude to my girlfriend online. I am going to become the pentagon
6 days ago
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Italian people are so annoying like everything is I'm Italian "I can't leave my house cause I'm Italian" girl u were born in Nashua
6 days ago
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My child brain imprinted on Gomez Addams and everyone in my life has suffered for it
8 days ago
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Remembering Temple Run and taking the psychic equivalent of buck shot to my brain stem
8 days ago
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People driving on Girard trying to die today- more than usual
9 days ago
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oak blanco
9 days ago
my body is a machine designed to contract diseases
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You should be able to take PTO if it is chilly out and you want a big nap
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JuBles
10 days ago
If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.
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JuBles
11 days ago
I said Malthusian fallacy and she called me hot π³
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@jbfromphilly.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
12 days ago
therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here me:
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Easter egg queen "everything is a reference" pop princess making lightning bolt merch with an 8 sided pendant gotta have fans scrambling
10 days ago
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Stg if my body doesn't fix itself before Tuesday we're gonna have words
11 days ago
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Bears should have the right to vote in New Jersey
11 days ago
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Look what my girlfriend made
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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Yes I'm eating paint but that's the only way to sharpen the brush tip MY BLOOD LEAD LEVEL ACTUALLY DECREASED THIS CYCLE shut up
13 days ago
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Brb gaslighting myself into believing I have scurvy
14 days ago
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Just did math and realized my living relative was born in 1927
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My hobbies include shivering like a wet Chihuahua
14 days ago
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Ate a packet of ramen 12 hours ago ask me about politics
14 days ago
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A video game of me trying to get almond milk to my girlfriend and the obstacles are failing civic infrastructure
14 days ago
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I need therapy because of SEPTA which delays trains so late I miss therapy
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andy vs.
16 days ago
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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Depop: feel the good kind of dead inside
16 days ago
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I need $6000 and a smack up the backside of my head just like grandma used to
16 days ago
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The phases of bisexual: Curious Closeted Unicorn Satanism
16 days ago
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tiff :)
17 days ago
adderall would solve every problem in my life.
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Fuck your thin mints. Freeze an Oreo.
17 days ago
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Babe would you still love me if I became a streamer
17 days ago
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Forgot my headphones so I might as well be dead
17 days ago
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Shocked SHOCKED to discover the majority of my TikTok viewers are women between the ages of 18 and 35
17 days ago
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Use the time machine to trade drugs across civilizations you fools
18 days ago
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Doing some financial planning
18 days ago
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You log off for two days and the beefs get so arcane you need a codex to decipher them
18 days ago
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AnnaMolly
18 days ago
I am basically 3 live grenades in a trenchcoat
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Spoon-feeding a girl vegan ice cream while she plays Hades
18 days ago
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It's bagpiping weather but our Youths have abandoned the Ancestral Way and so the parking lots are silent
21 days ago
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Logging on to lie repeatedly
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