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Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
over 1 year ago
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Charted my skeets on an x axis of post quality and a y axis of mental health you're never gonna guess the trend line
3 days ago
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I saved you all from a post about how I'm cactus maxxing. Venmo preferred but I take cashapp
3 days ago
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Podcaster's face reveal devastates dozens
5 days ago
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Minnie is a nickname for mineral
6 days ago
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Can't sleep eatin' beans wow I'm almost thirty
11 days ago
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Horse smell would fix me rn. Don't even need the barn. Just like a hit.
12 days ago
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Updating my girlfriend about my trash TV but refusing to specify which show or provide context
14 days ago
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Money fairies pls turn my social capital into capital capital
17 days ago
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Dating me means watching three hour movies in Italian multiple times a week and not for the film bro reasons
19 days ago
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everyone has like four internet freaks they check on once a year to see if they're dead
20 days ago
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π«ͺ emoji, my one true love
21 days ago
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Kids today don't even know the pivot from Romanesque to gothic architecture was the adoption of the pointed arch π€
24 days ago
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Are we... Y'know... π³οΈβπ
24 days ago
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Neopets are fundamentalist digimon
24 days ago
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If you say anything about New York online people yell at you like you live there
24 days ago
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Another cat has hit the polycule
28 days ago
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I'm like that da vinci code freak whipping himself for sinning but the sin is being a troll online and actually I love it and it's cool
28 days ago
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Biblically accurate gingerbread men
5 months ago
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β’οΈ Captain Antagonist β’οΈ
5 months ago
A 3D printer? Do you hear yourself? All printers are three dimensions.
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No Being only Do
5 months ago
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Gh0sstly
6 months ago
βwhatβs stopping you from-β listen, I am so so sleepy
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traditional eyeliner for funeral comma Catholic parentheses scots-irish closed parentheses comma matrilineal
6 months ago
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Jokes are a puzzle but I can't read
6 months ago
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A second relative has hit the cemetery
6 months ago
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Happy Pearl Harbor to all those who celebrate
6 months ago
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Vegan hell is south jersey
6 months ago
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Woke grandma gendering all animals Him
6 months ago
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blueanon shaman
6 months ago
hanging around an arby's parking lot with a big question mark floating above my head, telling anyone who approaches to puncture the tires of 10 cop cars and i will bestow them a powerful blade
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No I swear I know what vine is babe
6 months ago
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I'm uncut gems maxing. I'm sandler core. I have a gambling addiction
6 months ago
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Transitioning from mental illness (crusty) to mental illness (Messiah)
6 months ago
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The angel Moroni came back he says there's fish in the krabby patties
6 months ago
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
6 months ago
I preserve my youthful appearance by sleeping each night immersed in a giant jar of vinegar.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors quesadillas
6 months ago
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"like a shirt that's got holes in it from being worn and washed for decades" *Therapist scribbles faster*
6 months ago
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Fomenting the revolution by exposing my girlfriend to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
6 months ago
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Boyfriend's on a work trip guess it's time for Another Cat
6 months ago
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Winnie the Pooh but the lyrics are tofu and corn
6 months ago
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Catcalled! On New Jersey Transit
6 months ago
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"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck
6 months ago
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Goose
6 months ago
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
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That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???
6 months ago
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God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters
6 months ago
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I'm so good at convincing beautiful women to watch movies with me
6 months ago
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No Google photos I don't want to "πremix" this photo of my dead grandfather. AI is a curse.
6 months ago
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"did you forget your" no Duolingo it's 6AM
6 months ago
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Posting at 11:11 in case she's an angel number girlie and has been hiding it for 4+months
6 months ago
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Art is a battle against God, your body, and time
6 months ago
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Who is this "media res" you're so into
6 months ago
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Mom said it's my turn with the nihilism
6 months ago
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