I just saw the rainbow post sunset sky

I’m bringing anklets and toe rings back in

The older I get, the more I feel like everyone is having orgies without me—not that I want to participate, but I’d like to be invited.

The older I get, the more I feel like everyone is having orgies without me—not that I want to participate, but I’d like to be invited.

As I said the other day, this was terrible behavior that deserved serious sanction.

Obviously I empathize with any BigLaw lawyers who become jaded with the industry, and even more with those who have an urge to write about it. That said, I am not sure this “all the good lawyers are in BigLaw” premise is a prudent place to start. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/o...

Perks of dating an Italian man: he’ll make you cacio e pepe for breakfast

Wait, I thought the UFC thing at the White House was a joke

If Costco stops stocking the marinated goat cheese from Meredith Dairy again, I’m going to have to move to Australia

It’s funny how people who haven’t lived or even visited California bash it all the time. We don’t think about you at all. Thanks. Bye.

I grew out my nails and I’m regretting this bc it makes typing on my mechanical keyboard really hard. I switched to the one with the flat keys but they don’t clickity clack and it makes me sad

Off Campus would’ve done really well on CW

I need the etsy witches to do their thing on Carter Hart and the VGK

OCFA released a potential explosion blast radius map. What I really want to know is where the winds are going to take the resulting toxic plume. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/g...

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

If you are in the SF Bay Area and can show me a pneumatic tube system in action (the bigger the better), please get in touch! I am writing a story about a future pneumatic tube system and need to experience how they sound and smell and everything else.

I would like salami. *five seconds later* two slices of salami appear in front of my face

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Can we just have one quiet day?

Good news: Garden Grove hasn’t exploded (yet)

In other news, there’s a tank holding 6,000 gallons of toxic chemicals in a city nearby that is leaking. Apparently, it will fail. The two available scenarios right now is that it will spill or explode.

This girl I went to college and law school with is getting a divorce and joining what appears to be a cult. What’s the best way to ask if she has joined a cult?

Young Kim is running ads for reelection and needless to say, she’s a disappointment. I get that she’s Republican but to side with Trump like that as a first gen Korean American immigrant is wild

Guys, there is a MASSIVE platter of cocktail shrimp. It’s even bigger than the usual one. I may cave and cosplay a seal for the next couple of days.

It’s bc everything is happening all at once and there’s a sense of hopelessness.

Almost my entire feed is about the Broadview Six and I feel like I missed something. Did we all get together and go over this case at some point and I just didn’t get the memo?

Lawyers and law profs of Bluesky! The Berkeley Law Legal Research, Writing & Analysis program is hiring! 2 new profs will join a group of 10 faculty for an August start. We take our work and students seriously and have more fun than anyone else in the school. aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF05371

This man is doing P90X with me during the day as a little mid day break and it’s hilarious bc he’s fighting for his life the whole time

I want to follow Runna’s recommended training plan to train for SeaWheeze (half marathon) in August bc I got 3 months of premium, but I’m scared of getting injured. There are so many stories of people getting injured while following a plan by Runna

Ahhhh another probable MDL. Fun times in data breach litigation

It’s 82° at 6 pm. I’m going to die at run club

This is the future liberals want.

I had an open faced double hot dog this morning for breakfast bc I ran out of hot dog buns. That’s where I’m at in life.

TIL my city is 44% Asian. This is why I can’t leave California lol

I found a kolache place next to one of my fave banh mi places. I cannot wait to try it next time.

✨I’m seeking a new REMOTE role✨ Now: Senior Solutions Consultant Specialties: • Cybersecurity strategy, governance, framework alignment, resilience • Secure engineering, architecture • Training planning, creation, instruction, delivery • Technical documentation, policy, process improvement, mapping

Since the first goal in within the first min in game 6, I am oddly invested in Sabres v. Canadians.

My favorite is seeing reactions of people who did/watched bay to breakers for the first time

EPIC Deputy Director @caitrionafitz.bsky.social spoke to @nytimes.com about how “no essay” college applications are essentially a raffle ticket that students pay for with their data. “It’s a really clear example of a power asymmetry between individuals and big data companies,” she said.

You forgot Florida lmao

Exclusive: Fast16 malware has raised questions about what it was designed to do. Researchers at Symantec finally confirm it was subverting software used to simulate nuclear weapons explosions. Nuclear experts also tell me Iran was the likely target and explain how it impacted nuclear weapons tests

I know ube is super trendy/overhyped right now bc my dad just made ube mochi pancakes for breakfast

Look!! It’s Huey!

I had a corn cheese bagel and a chili oil scallion bagel today and while I’m not a convert yet, I could be convinced to like bagels.

There’s a new Ebola outbreak in the Congo. We cannot be doing all of this right now.

Summer Fridays remain undefeated.

I wrote back in November about how easy it was to find leaked passport photos and driver's licenses online. The spills have only gotten worse in the months that age verification laws rolled out. We're reaching a point (if not already) where our government IDs aren't worth shit in the digital world.

Imagine having a dog named Kale but you pronounce it Kalé like dalé

If I get arrested this weekend, it’s probably going to be bc I tried to bring a raccoon on a flight with me as an emotional support animal