Why didn’t anyone tell me I could just braise some chuck roast with seasoning & peppers and have taco meat for the whole week (or realistically like 2-3 days)

Living in a walkable area >>>> I ran out of eggs and avocados so I was able to pop a block over to the store and get some

I made frutti di mare with tinned everything bc I didn’t have time to get fresh clams/mussels/octopus/fish and it was actually really good

Do you think future APUSH students will get DBQs on Iran’s lego-based diss tracks?

I spent hours cleaning the grout lines in my LVP floors and it was very cathartic

I think people procreate too easily. Are you sure that man can read?

Sometimes you just need to have a burrito on the beach in the morning

No one tells you that when you start running you’ll develop a shoe addiction. Do I need a pair of carbon plated shoes? Probably not. However, the alphaflys are on sale by a lotttttt and I kinda need new race shoes

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

At this point, I feel like we should be more suspicious of white conservative men being on the DL than any other demographic

Wasn’t she allegedly having an affair? This seems too convenient. Either way, I hope he gets to live his full truth. However, I wish he gets his reckoning/karma for the harm he has supported thru the years—whether in this life, the next, or every single life after

Omfg the sharkssssss my heart 🦈🩵

Tonight’s mood

I’m high key obsessed with grapes at the moment and I’ve gone through like four pounds of grapes within the last week. I may have a problem. But they’re so crunchyyyyy

I heard a piano rendition of Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen at Mastro’s last night and I need someone to use it as their walking down the aisle song

If you work from home, I highly recommend making some stay at home mom friends

I reconfigured my couch so the lounger pieces are next to each other and it was probably my best decision to date.

There’s another double rainbow situation

i'm sorry but if you fall for this I think less of you. I know everyone wants to give people grace and say "anyone could fall into this!" but that's not true and we all know it

Slept in my Evanescence shirt and woke up from the nothing I'd become

The Taylor Lautners are having a kid. I hope they refer to it as Taylor Lautner Squared or TL²

France’s World Cup song >>>>>

I need stricter regulations around heavy metal contamination in food products/supplements, particularly spirulina and bee pollen

I’ve never been like yes, I would like to go to Missouri or New Mexico for that matter. If you’re doing a road trip of the US, why on earth are those places on the itinerary

Do they not have Google Maps in Europe? We have the same unit of time so idk how this is getting lost in translation.

People who actively seek to be outside when it’s UV 10 (really, UV 5+) scare me.

I would love to have abs but I like food too much

OK, I call it, I have received the single most unhinged ad on LinkedIn. For one thing, it's Adjunct Professors of Law who need the abs, not Adjunct Professor of Law's.

The reaction vids from match day and UC acceptances are making me cry

There are so many bakeries near me but none of them does a kouign amann well and I’m sad about it

This is quite something from Singapore's Minister of Foreign Affairs, Vivian Balakrishnan, in an interview with Reuters. The end of the post-war order, diagnosed in technocratic language. www.mfa.gov.sg/newsroom/pre...

Governments are dropping diss tracks with AI-generated LEGO-based music videos. We’re living in the most unserious timeline. I wonder how my media studies professors are doing rn.

Bring back low rise bikini bottoms bc why is everything high waisted and high cut and half way up my back??

Mt. Olive sells a 64 oz. bottle of pickle brine. What if I made pickle sorbet?

Lululemon align v-neck bra is doing the lord’s work

Hear me out: chicken nuggets but breaded with crushed pork rinds instead of cornstarch/flour

Loved this blog by @hatr.bsky.social and @jls.bsky.social reflecting 10 years on from the Panama Papers, and how nerds in the newsroom who knew (or learned!) how to script, scrape, and build tools helped to transform modern journalism. Nowadays, handling and parsing data is an indispensable skill.

I would like a brisket breakfast taco

truly, nobody is feeling more vindicated this week than airport dads

Now I want nuggets and ice cream

Remember P90X?? I did one of the core workouts today and it kicked my ass.

Trader Joe’s would be perfect if it carried Fairlife nonfat milk.

Delta is suspending travel perks to members of congress during the government shut down. I think all the other airlines should follow suit. www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/03/24/d...

TIL Kristen Nuss (pro beach vball player) is 5’6”. I need to go do more plyometrics or something.

I have no evidence to support this but whoever is doing PR for protein rn is the same team that did PR for kale a while back

I also found my return to Tiffany necklaces and bracelets. Are they back in style yet lol

I’m cleaning out my closet some more and I found vintage Hollister sweats. They are as insanely comfortable as I remember them to be

This is wild: a company is secretly scanning the internet for Zoom meeting links and turning them into AI-generated podcasts for $$$. Some meeting participants only found out after we told them. Included meeting on protecting kids from ICE, was supposed to be private www.404media.co/this-company...

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