I got catcalled by a pair of women in their 40s about my sweater and that was the best thing ever

Wheee!!

*whispers* I don’t like the fact that if I tag my bag myself, they don’t tag it with the special status tag that makes it come out earlier

Finallyyyyyyy, I’m back in the bay baby

The raccoons are at his house again but my flight is delayyedddddd ahhhhh

If you are on the phone very loudly in public, I will join in on your conversation

Airports are fascinating bc you can tell who are living their first day on earth and who have not had any sort of home training at all

This message hits hard.

Half the time I fly info SFO, I don’t know who is going to pick me up until I get there bc bestie sometimes outsources it to her brother or our other friend lol

I think I’m slowly fattening up the people around me with all of my baked goods, but I genuinely don’t know what to do with the extras

The funniest part of a group trip with a friend group that goes wayyyy back is that everyone knows their specific role. I’m in charge of all the snacks, there are 2-3 designated drivers, designated grill people, etc.

If you see me with a raccoon at the airport, no you didn’t

six more weeks of winter

Do you ever think that it’s weird we can understand letters arranged in a specific way but not others and even before we realize why we can understand it? For example, I came across something in French and I read it and immediately understood what it said before I realized that it was in French.

This is just Curtis Sliwa’s final form.

I also got new goggles this year and they’re pink so I’m super excited to be back up in the snow

As someone who hates being cold, I ✨love✨ winter sports and I feel absolutely alive when ice skating or snowboarding

Not me, but: “When I ask for a draft, I’m not asking for a first draft.”

I’m against space colonization as a concept but maaaaybe it’s not a bad idea to ship out all of these people to mars or whatever

No one works harder than bestie’s mom trying to marry me off to one of her friends’ kids

Taco Bell & In N Out

As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!

Knowing other people’s travel style is important bc there some people I love and would do anything for, but I cannot travel with them bc they stress me tf out

People with androids: you’re screwing up my preferred method of sharing travel plans/itineraries (Notes app). Pls get it together.

You say “I love you,” but he said, “Я так сильно тебя люблю и не знаю, что с этим делать.”

I could really use a Goomba (spicy italian) on dutch crunch from Mr. Pickles right about now

hey, so adenovirus is going around and it’s taking people out for weeks. pls stay tf home if you’re sick and if you’re traveling, wear a mask.

Happy Boxing Day! Time to eat some pasta for breakfast and make butter cake.

I’m not crying. You’re crying. That was beautiful. I’m going to watch it again.

Lovers

Oh my god

I love this avoidant, Slavic chaos monster of a man

In the hot tub with a snack plate and a pickle martini watching heated rivalry episode 5 to get ready for episode 6 dropping at 9 pm. This is probably the best Christmas I’ve had in a while.

The Athletic had a story about a month ago where athletes shared what they are experiencing:

Merry Christmas but more importantly, merry cottage day!!! I’m so excited for the heated rivalry season finale.

There’s absolutely no reason that we need people talking about parlays on national TV. I swear gambling is going to become an even bigger problem with the recession.

I made pickle and dill latkes except with my mini waffle maker and topped it with crème fraîche, smoked salmon, capers, and red onion for breakfast and it was amazing. I need to do it again and take pics

Happy Shoresy season 5 day to all who celebrate

Update on the raccoon situation: my friend left out grapes in addition to the usual cat kibble

You’re lucky if the country in which you live wasn’t a decision based on post WWII geopolitics

This sounds stupid but I didn’t realize mosquitos were a thing in California unless we went camping or whatever. I feel a certain way about living in SoCal bc we didn’t have them in the bay, but now, I have 4-5 mosquito bites on my ankles on any given day.

Carol of the Bells in # Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

I made a gorgeous coffee cake

2025 was me standing on my own, centering myself, and being happy

I am a toaster oven proselytizer (toaster oven pusher on a religious zealot level in case that was the wrong word and didn’t incapsulate the meaning correctly)

Grammar and proper punctuation is important but j’ai du vin chaud et alors

I’m making coffee cake and what sounds like the remix of the white lotus theme song came on and I am reminded of how absurd life is. Anyways, merry Christmas music.apple.com/us/album/alo...

Something that I realized while I’ve fallen into the depths of the cult that is Heated Rivalry is that I haven’t gotten any scoffs or like push back on it. In fact, my very much straight guy friends have watched it and participate in discussions about it. That makes me smile bc progress 🏳️‍🌈

I didn’t have an almond mom, I had an anti-sugar, tea bags, and plastics mom, and I kinda get it bc two cups of sugar for this coffee cake??

It’s not that I hate LA, but I’d rather go to the shoreline than go to the forum. And it’s cheaper to do so.