My coffee shop has a cheese bagel with bacon, ham, cheese and green onion cream cheese and it's saving my life right now.

You know what animals I desperately wish we could domesticated (without the concern for rabies)? Bats. Please I want a cute little pocket bat as a friend.

So there's like no way to turn the ai off on Google?

Well, I fucked up at work. And it was a situation where I didnt know any better but I still feel like garbage and cant stop thinking about it.

I miss having parents.

We should put water chestnuts on relish trays and charcuterie boards.

It's hard when Ami is away.

Everything is a scam.

Rice cakes get a bad wrap as diet food (and rightfully so) but they are the best nutella/raspberries vehicle.

I imagine having children feels like a fraction of the emotions I have when Ami and I discuss our dogs' personalities.

Conor McGregor, the rapist, lost his MMA match; Drake lost 1 million betting on said rapist, AND Lindsey Graham died. It truly is Christmas in July.

I cannot take your coffee shop seriously if you open at 9 am.

You guys, the food delivery apps are out of control with their prices. I dont think i can do it anymore and I dont deny myself very much.

Also today I learned Romanian is a romantic language.

My hot take is thst it's okay to name your kid something out there if you give them a normal middle name or you're happy to help them change it when they express that the dont like it.

If i never gear Justin Baldoni's name again, it will be too soon.

Complaining is absolutely a coping mechanism for me and I just need yall to know that it is really hot. 😭

There is a man behind me at this restaurant who is having a FIT because his church has asked him to undergo training to remain the youth pastor at his church. His argument is that he's been doing this since the 90s so he doesmt need training. 🤔

I'm a little offended that the richest people on this earth do not have any creativity.

My friends are the other loves of my life. Truly.

Literally being a perfectionist is ruining my life and I've been working on it for 1000 years and it's still there.

I dont think i have the emotional fortitude to watch this game.

I simply do not understand the old school VH1 shows not being anywhere to stream.

It's princess season, meaning Ami starts the car and I sit in it while he loads the groceries.

Does anyone else find it hard to work when you dont have a lot of work to do?

I'm so fucking sick of the "we're just under bad management" comments online in reference to foreigners enjoying america. No. We arent just under bad management. 50% of our population are the shitty people that support that management. Those welcoming you are liberals. That's why its so nice.

I billed 9.5 today 🫠

I think cabbage is seriously underrated

Going to put Ami in jail for using my expensive watercolor paper for his work notes when there is 80 billion notebooks around the house.

I finished 11 hours behind in june but 5 hours ahead for the first half of the year.

I requested a meeting with my financial advisor because I want to make a plan to buy a house in AZ and MN.

Back to reality, womp womp

Alright, birthday trip has concluded and it was wonderful. I think now I want to buckle down for the rest of the summer in regards to saving money, going to the gym, and billing.

I met a puppy named Roxy. She's going to Maine. She has been to 6 other states and she's only 8 months old.

I spent the afternoon paddling boarding and that's going to become my personality now.

Can i just tell you in all my 36 years I have never wanted and highly doubt that I will ever want to be in my "soft girl" or "clean girl era."

Everyone mad at HOAs should really just be mad at municipal governments for shirking their duties and giving that power to volunteer non profits.

I NEVER get the same nails two times in a row. In fact, i rarely get the same thing more than once, ever. But these chartreuse cat eye nails are sooooo good. Considering getting them again for my birthday nails.

We did gym, coffee, and whole foods by 10 am we are so in our late thirties, it's kinda grossing me out.

I want banh xeo but I'm high and ordering on doordash these days requires taking out a loan.

Slept the most I've slept in weeks last night and now I'm EXHAUSTED.

Very seriously trying to figure out the logistics of living in Minnesota in the summers. If anyone has any spare change laying around so I can afford double rent for like 4 months, please reach out. 😂

I want you guys to know barqs zero sugar rootbeer is very good.

Did I just book a hotel room in Albuquerque for the international balloon fest? Yes.

Ami and my first weekend back has included the gym, coffee shop, asian grocery store, soccer, naps, and grilling dinner. This is the life.

I'm a little sad for Paraguay because they are probably bigger and better soccer fans.

Guys, I kinda love my job.

One of my college besties just got promoted to Associate Director of Research and Learning at an HBCU and I'm SO PROUD of her.

If Ami and i wanted to work remote from somewhere in December, where should we go within driving distance of Phoenix?

Oh we love a "that's hearsay" from a client talking about communications with a homeowner. My guy, the applicability of "hearsay" is limited to only a few circumstances and this is not one of them.