Rigatoni and his mom. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Like, if ami broke down his salary vs the hours he works i bet it would be SOBERING.

Just found out Ami might have to extend his trip AND he will be gone for two weeks in July.

Enough emotional maturity to know I'm ACAB but also recognizing that a WOMAN is one of the first to be indicted for overuse of force crimes is straight patriarchy.

Some words my therapist used when we talked about my mom's behavior: Abrasive. Astounding. Horrific. Egregious. Absolutely shocking. Negligent. Confounding. Inexplicable.

Sorority sister bestie comes to visit tomorrow and Ami comes back on Tuesday, we are in the homestretch!!!

Ami comes back on Tuesday. Ami come back on Tuesday. Ami comes back on Tuesday.

Guys, I really have first granddaughter energy but I'm not on either side. It's tragic.

A bakery would be such a good front for a drug operation.

I fucking love a cheeseburger.

My mom just instantly puts me in a bad mood. Last week she told me they were on their way to Phoenix and then yesterday I get a text from her that says "so are you picking out a place for us to eat?"

I should go find some exercise tomorrow.

But also, how fucking cool is it that I can go to a busy, trendy restaurant at peak dinner time alone and be totally cool? #iloveme

I went out on a limb and put together a fb event for tonight in my local "girls group" and got reservations for a ramen/cocktail bar and approximately 0 people who rsvp'd showed up.

What's your favorite little drink to get on your outings?

I got the peach mango refresher from sonic, it's not bad!

Y'all I just fell down in my driveway like a noob.

What is your favorite face wash right now?

My mother is driving their RV + car trailer from Nashville to Phoenix and like... she's always like "I'm on a fixed income!" Yeah, fixed up.

I do miss summer vacation a whole lot and all the graduation content makes me jelly.

Just bought this.

I'm so tired and unmotivated and having a hard time finding things to bribe myself with.

I'm looking for a bright, potentially patterned, potentially neon, but definitely colorful, statement purse. Brands I like but havent found "the one" are minmon, Kurt Geiger, Betsey johnson, jw pei, and consuela. Does anyone have any other similar brand suggestions?

I think i want a sternum tattoo.

It's Ami and my 4 year anniversary and I've been doing a lot of reflecting. For so long I was single and unhappy about it and people basically told me I was wrong for that. Lots of "you dont need a relationship to be happy" and "if you're not happy alone you wont be happy in a relationship."

I cant with my sister who cannot afford certain things and she is planning ANOTHER trip.

Trying to find the very thin line of trying to lose weight and not succumb to diet culture and that shit is HARD.

I havent seen near as many "he's not qualified" talking points regarding Spencer Pratt as we saw with Zohran Mamdani. I wonder why that is...

Summer Fridays remain undefeated.

Little bit outside my comfort zone but i think she's cute.

The Mormons came to my door and rang my door bell and then knocked and rang my doorbell again! And they should be so lucky that I did not answer.

My therapist said it's totally normal to be dysregulated when your partner is out of town. Which, as an independent woman, I hate.

I think my current work sitch is the best situation i can get outside of like... just being independently wealthy and working part time.

I'm sad cuz my bf is out of town and will be for the next three weeks!!!

EVERYTHING IS DUST.

Potbelly really is the best sandwich chain.

Said like the mother in Mommy Dearest: NO MORE PASTELS!!!!

A teen on a mini bike drove into my car today

Ami is away so we (I) will be having brats for dinner.

I made balsamic grilled chicken thighs and put it on garlic toasted bread with Swiss and it was phenomenal.

As your friendly neighborhood HOA attorney, let me advise to 1. Never buy in an HOA 2. Certainly NEVER buy a condo.

My proudest moments these days are when my from a small town, raised red and surrounded by red younger sister sends anti trump memes.

Beyonce's look is objectively pretty but it's not my personal fave.

Bf made me toddler lunch aka chicken nuggets and fries.

Does anyone else just hate everything in stores right now? I went to old navy, kate spade, Michael kors, dsw, and coach and found absolutely nothing.

Bf is shopping for his work trip and just put a linen suit on. 🥵

BF's originally scheduled 3 week work trip is now May 5- June 2.

I work with a human being that I suspect is neurodivergent but their interactions are quite insensitive/cross into offensive. And like, what's the line to walk there? (to be clear, I have no power to do anything, nor would I say anything as its not my business).

One of my financial apps was telling me I suffered a 70+ point drop in my credit score in January and it's been keeping me up at night. But I just pulled my three real credit scores and I've NOT suffered this huge insane drop. And this is just a reminder that credit scores are a SCAM.

If something is due on May 6, why, pray tell, are you asking me for it on April 28?