Useful tech doing so much good in the world

Microsoft's apparently AI-slop git intro would like to inform you that the more Tim's you have on your team, the more you can program featue backwards in time, but with less Tim you can actually continvoucly morg back into develop.

The Swiss commentator is telling viewers about Israel’s war crimes that the team’s pilot has openly supported while the Israeli bobsleigh team is racing.

Happy Year of the Horse everyone.

Making dungeons so I feel alive

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

the assassination of greedo by the coward harrison ford

I'm not changing the way I write for the sake of weak thinkers. I don't care

They have a humiliation kink

They've misinterpreted my charm points as flaws. By sanding down the rough edges I'll be naught but an unremarkable blob.

I don't know what a 'fair' or sustainable price for AAA games is, but I tell you what - I'm so much more risk adverse when they're priced so high. Things like Air Riders 2 or Mario Tennis I'd be convinced to gamble on when Switch Vouchers were a thing, but at full price it's a much bigger ask.

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

I genuinely can't tell whether Legends ZA's rival is meant to be a likeable character written terribly, or an unlikeable character written brilliantly I thought the former, but the DLC bags on them so much that it feels like the writers are in on it (up until the ending which gets confusing again)

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

I got one of those cheap ArkOS handhelds and it’s a neat little thing. Mostly been playing DQVII and the translation of the second Pokemon TCG Game Boy game (which is so good that I keep forgetting it’s not official. I found out you can emulate Pokemon Mini games and messed around with those lol

Reached Top 8 in a Lorwyn Store Champs ✌️ The number of participants is irrelevant (3)

Finished Fallout S2! I liked it but the finale didn’t really feel like a finale? I’m looking forward to S3 but it feels like there should be another episode to go. I was right about Hank’s employer 🤟 So many complaints I was seeing before now just come off as gamers being mad about nothing lmao

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Seconding this as one of the freaks who was happy that so much of Smash Bros Ultimate's roster was initially locked, and disappointed that Mario Kart World only had one set of rewards for the cups instead of one for each circuit class

@nyamakop.co.za marketing team goes HARD

First Shiny Alpha in ZA!

Another fine addition to my collection

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer

Jesus Christ, this story. Shit like this just makes me spiritually exhausted.

Amazon had Bloomburrow booster boxes for $51 which seemed way too good to be true, but I figured I’d take the gamble and it’d be easy to get a refund if something was suss Anyway, the package arrived today… 🫠

Now we’re talking

Woah, they’re making prequels to God of War? Set in Greece? Interesting

Mistimed a happy home photo in animal crossing and captured trauma

The spill coverage is being handled like the Oscars red carpet and it’s so funny

[quickly half-reading the headlines first thing in the morning] A PlayStation leadership spill, huh? Hopefully the new person likes Ape Escape

We’re still not bullying the big publishers anywhere near enough.

“Oof, this list of cameos sure hasn’t aged well. I guess it’s an unintended consequence of the long development time” “Oh no, it was entirely intentional :) The center is the best place to be :)”

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

We should celebrate the anniversary by tearing Kanto down instead [aide whispers in my ear] Woah for real?

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

You can’t say the Liberals aren’t ambitious, they clearly want to beat their already record-breaking loss margin

Logged it in JIRA, waiting for capacity in a future sprint

the games industry is collapsing/has already collapsed and investors are never coming back and that all sucks but i do generally have hope that a more stable, genuinely independent scene will emerge in its absence. that is until i see a single comment on any video by the gaming audience jesus christ

Hello there

So that's a 'no' to whether Disney will start turning things around, then

I don't want to manifest something by accident, but there's a decent chance Sony shows off more gameplay of fairgames tomorrow and the timing could literally not be worse

Grateful to @harrisonpolites.bsky.social for letting me talk about the state of @free-play.bsky.social and funding. open.substack.com/pub/infinite...

How can it be the- [dragged off-stage by a Vaudevill crook]

Huh, I can still access DMs in the BlueSky app but if I try to do so on a computer I get the age-verification screen

Nooooooo my work computer updated and has Liquid Glass now too 😭