But Malcolm you failed terribly

Happy pride from Juckia!

That's what the FBI is trying to investigate, Sora.

They’re calling it the best use of the Kuleshov effect yet

Don’t worry about it

the Libby app still handling dark mode in a normal way, I see

"planet earth is blue and there's nothing i can do" uh, have you tried voting?

C.H.O.A.M: Cash Hules Overything Around Me

thinking about this a lot today

If you’re excited by this announcement, a reminder to register here: www.health.gov.au/our-work/nat...

C’mon man

I only just realised that it's World Parrot Day. So here are some parrots 🙂 Pale-headed rosella; mulga parrot; mallee ringneck parrot; bluebonnet parrots. #WorldParrotDay

Hey, @bsky.app, this sort of moderation is absolutely insane. This is my friend, I just wanted to see what he was up to. You have a huge artist community here who helped grow this site. If you keep this up you’re going to drive us all away. Sort it out.

Beurgeurrrrrr

"its plan won't require legislative change. It won't abolish mutual obligations. It will still rely on private job agencies to find work for jobseekers So, major elements of our employment services system won't be changing at all." www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

"She was f***ed, the whole body-worn is so good, shows her being f***ed. Nurses are lodging a complaint. [A senior officer] is investigating because we caved her, but she had a hold of the cuffs, and we had no other options," he wrote.

Nancy 5/30/26

Reads like Clockwork Orange with a life-changing brain injury.

Online is the worst place ever created that unfortunately also rules

Btw AoE II Definitive Edition is now on macOS on Steam. Go get your wololo on

sucks when you find out people who disparage dr*nk driving have never tried it, nor experienced it with a skilled dr*nk driver. if i could liken it to anything, it would be time travel to a beautiful future filled with comfy bed

God help me I am looking at becoming a family cargo electric bike guy

one very cool thing about doing laundry is it makes your clothes reusable. this can be an incredible way to save money and reduce unnecessary waste

yea i’m familiar with THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the printer keeps jamming, and worse, it's playing Phish

if one removed people who obsessively talk about teenagers' genitalia in public, a huge swathe of the conservative movement would simply vanish

scam likely

I think you’ll find white people are the most dangerous race

The Tesco cleaning robot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 p.m. GMT, May 29th

“More than four decades on, Edward Said’s famous observation that ‘permission to narrate’ is denied to the Palestinian perspective has lost none of its currency.” Nick Riemer reviews the transcripts of the Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion.

Last year, Evanston, Illinois terminated its Flock contract and removed the cameras. Flock *put them back up* and reactivated them. Then Evanston put trash bags around them. Flock says: "legal conditions may prevent a city from voiding the contract without grounds to do so"

Interview with the vampire Appointment by the vampire Vampire suspended on full pay NSW ICAC asks the vampire about probity of appointment procedures Photograph of the vampire drinking champagne entered into proceedings 'Vampire, I am about to read to you a statement you made previously'

Whilst Terry Pratchett theorised that opera can be sorted into two basic types ("i like to drink beer" and "oh no I am dying right now") I think there is actually a third type ; "pussy! I must have the pussy! I am acting unwise in the name of this pussy!"

lmao

Chubby Michael Dorman

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

Even more so than the indices I think having multiple classes of shares with different voting rights should be illegal for publicly listed companies. If you want to retain complete control over your company then don't list it and deal with the capital restraints.

The Canadian healthcare approach is here

Sadly, Queensland just don’t get Origin. #Origin

Football trouble or Early Modern intrigue?

Alright everyone, stop the search. We’ve found it. We’ve found The Worst Car www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWheel...

Ok this is a truly great tweet

'Oh, you've got something to say do you, Mister Tony Blair? Well first, answer me this: how many grains of rice did I just throw in your path?'

Zenomorph (an alien that never gets to its destination)

Italians welcome electric vehicles because the quiet engines help with the mistress opsec