Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff

Me and Helen have been delighted to spend the last month of our lives with Jusuf Petar Nurkić, born 4th of November 2025. He’s been so chill and cool, and continues to make us (and Ilyas) fall in love with him every day

begrudgingly adding a third thing to the list of things this household agrees with donald trump about (the other two are mcdonald's fish sandwiches and the song memory from cats)

Does it hurt to get shot with a gun? The HHS has issued new guidance that it actually hurts more not getting shot with a gun. Health watchdogs warn that promoting getting shot with a gun will make more people get hurt from bullets, though the actual science is disputed by some researchers

Been getting back in to Battles after forgetting about them for a long time. You could say I’ve been listening to One Battles After Another

(James Earl Jones voice) I am altering my gender. Pray I don't alter it any further.

he raised funds for gaza

anyone who cares this much about the genitals of other people is a pervert and its high past the time we just started bloodying the noses of terfs any time they open their stupid perverse mouths, their disingenuous "look at the masculine violence inherent in the system" can go fuck itself

2022: Labor will restore the public service. 2023: Labor has brought some temp jobs in-house again. 2024: Peter Dutton wants to cut the public service! 2025: Labor are cutting the public service.

“Hey man, do you mind if I bring my Hang to the jam session?”

Our local one shut down in March. It’s one of those payday loan places now, but you can still see the blowjob branding through the vinyl signs. The glory holes just have ductape over them.

“I’ve abandoned my taxable income!”

🎶 Aarhus / In the middle of the league 🎶

the 29th prime minister of australia (a useless centrist who was done in by his own party) had his official portrait unveiled this week, and

Bustin me fait du bien

J'ai inventé un nouveau détecteur de nonce et il fait beep beep beep

It’s Beppo’s buca, boss. I’m just living in it.

Ancient NSW mythology tells us that at the passing of a Premier, their soul was escorted through the underworld and brought before the god Icac, who would weigh their corruption against a bottle of Penfolds

Another happy ChatGPT customer

Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?

My hot takes here are: - Singin’ in the Rain is the most glaring omission - The Naked Gun is a worthy winner

Six months! The entire CBD and surrounds!!

He hasn't "stepped down", it's a strike

Remember the trend to do coddled eggs like 10 years ago? I’m so glad that bullshit went nowhere

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

Huge congrats to RFK Jr on his first day having legs

Heaven forfend a woman wear the same outfit twice.

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

Happy “eating the mango over the sink” season to all who celebrate

ORWELL SMASH WAS THE RIGHT ORBS

👏🏻 A 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 A A P 👏🏻 A A P T 👏🏻 SMART CHAT 👏🏻

[TF2 Scout voice] Whanananana

Babies are so fucking dumb. Oh, you’re crying for no reason after feeding for an hour? Why don’t I just wrap you up real tight against my chest and walk around a bit so you fall asleep? Idiot

Time to pin my mental wellbeing on the outcome of the Milan derby

paypal running ads about buying candles on installments feels like america interpreted that dril tweet as aspirational

“We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”

Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?

[Speaking about Jesus Christ] Shout out to his family

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

this piece has everything (1) passionate creative team going balls to the wall on a fun concept (2) hockey players going with it (3) funniest journalistic disclosure i've ever read

RIP Napoleon Bonaparte, you would’ve killed it as a driver in the Tour de Corse

[George Bailey and Mary Hatch singing together] 🎶 Trailer park girls go round the outside / Round the outside / Round the outside 🎶

Wait, so does this set have 3402 pieces, or only one?

Oi oi, it’s me, the great sphinx of geezer!