ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists

When the cabin crew lads hit Oxford Street

And then there’s this shameless garbage from Albanese, repeating the tired line that “people don’t want conflict brought here” while literally inviting the president of the “conflict” here. The utter contempt these people have for Australians is so glaring.

Fair shake of the sauce bottle

Complaining about the comedic depiction of Indigenous kids in jail, but doing nothing about the fact of Indigenous kids being massively over incarcerated? That's the Australian way.

obstetrician must have grabbed a pair of fiveceps

Chinese People: in my posts I invented the 9-9-6 as a cautionary tale American Tech Bros: At long last, we have created the 9-9-6 from the classic tiktok video Don't Create the 9-9-6

Many are saying Benfica

Ich wenn mich das böse schlaf skelett festhält: ☹️ Ich wenn mich das gute schlaf skelett kuschelt: 🙂

Re-upping this article in the Guardian Oz, about my research into the extreme harm being caused by Wes Streeting's puberty-blocker ban. UK mainstream media has collectively ignored my research (as I expected) but not the Guardian Australia. Needless the UK and US Guardian's didn't share it.

The news has been covering the attempting bombing at the Boorloo Invasion Day march responsibly imo — but what were all noticing is the lack of commentary that would usually bulk out the column inches and front pages after these events. The professional opinionhavers have distinctly no opinions.

Bovino is going on Newsom's podcast, I guarantee it.

Japanese plum vinegar (umesu) and olive oil is an elite-tier dressing. It’s not actually vinegar but rather the brine the plums are pickled in, so it’s salty as hell, delicious, and the deep red/purple colour is really lovely to boot

My answer to the whole “Australia Day” question is; we get rid of it as a general public holiday and instead we give people a full week off for lunar new year. I fully believe this would make people less racist because even though Australians love being racist we love a holiday even more

Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

he’s mad about the basketball game

Mission: Impossible 2

Every day there’s a new post that’s like “ the community of guys that have a big latex suit attached to a vacuum that makes them immobile in a sexual way have come out against ICE”

This is literally the plot of Alex Garlands 2024 masterpiece Civil War btw

Time to enact the policy stated at the end of the BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK t-shirt

Thank you to @illybocean.boontavista.com for mentioning that frozen roti exist on an episode of The Boney Island Whitefish - I’d never even thought to look. Absolutely elite frozen food

It’s a real wasted opportunity that there are four tennis grand slams but only three playing surfaces. Time to make it a proper challenge: French Open - clay; Wimbledon - grass; US Open - hardcourt; Australian Open - hot coals.

Putting up the bucket bunny signal

lmfao. you couldn't beat this information out of me with a hammer.

It is staggering how the two non-Jewish Australians murdered that day never get mentioned. They keep trying to insist on a “national” day of mourning, on tying this to Australian identity, while simultaneously making it explicitly about Israel—trying to use it to ban protests, and suppress dissent.

Gimme the tiny people trip. I wanna meet them

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

What a massive cunt

Seeing Joni Mitchell pull up in her cab

Statues of historical people, which are not religious (i.e. of the Buddha or the Virgin Mary or Hindu deities) or part of a memorial (cemetery, war memorial) only exist under sufferance of the people who pass them by and should be torn down or replaced as their historical significance changes

Do we have any evidence that prehistorical humans weren’t beatboxing? The great acoustics in a cave and those long winter nights suggests strongly that they were

Israel is an apartheid state committing genocide, mass murdering, mass starving, mass torturing an entire population. If this statement makes you feel “harassed” or “intimidated” a) you are pathetic beyond all reason and b) go straight to hell.

I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise

Because of some particular colours and the word Palestine. It's insane to me that the passing of supposed anti-hate-speech laws is likely to lead to more, not less, occasions like this. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

🎶 Owner of a lonely fart 🎶

From the River to the Sea Palestine Will Be Free. Israel is an evil nation led by murderers.

The Attorney General can’t rule out that accurately describing Israel as committing genocide could land you in jail for 15 years.

me vocal stimming cause I didn't take my meds

The future of data visualisation.