In a sliding doors moment Elon Musk missed being able to go to Epstein's Island because he had to buy a horse that day.

Jeffrey "Horse Armour" Epstein

BAN BrutalistMcDonalds Jeffrey Epstein was absolutely not "just a normal guy who liked to get freaky sometimes." https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=190264#frompost547405147

no, but they did eventually meet

God damn it Richard

He’s talking about the person

This just gets funnier and funnier with each document dump

Riding a grand piano hootin' n' hollerin' like Slim Pickens as I'm dropped directly on to Graham Linehan's head.

Hearing the guy who was shot in the back 10 times stock has fallen along with gold and silver. Buy the dip. 🚀📈

Massive "cover your drink, ladies" vibes from Hastie

Had a few dm's explaining he was a producer of sorts. Mystery solved.

Just got back from the Australian premiere of MELANIA. Packed house, everyone loved it but in the end credits it says "Dedicated to the memory of big Jeff E." Anyone know who this could be? Sounds important.

They sure seem to not want to use the big ol' T word for a guy who threw an explosive into a protest rally

Still laughing at the idea of sitting Mike Tyson down to watch the Melania movie

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

it all happens in tasmania

Is that old useless guy that was the last US president even still alive? Forget his name (Jerry???), mumbled a lot.

lmfao. you couldn't beat this information out of me with a hammer.

a country that honours nazis in their parliament has no place on the board of peace

BREAKING: All of Donald Trump's blood has fallen out

the board of piss has been hard at work

Ablo is having an absolute Bradbury of a second term.

Donald Trump has passed away peacefully in a plane crash

Mr President, welcome aboard your replacement plane. Ignore the loud ticking sound. I have to go now.

nothin' but sharks 'n shit

interesting

i have joined the board of pies

Donald Trump has collected the final Chagos Emerald. Final form imminent.

*Shannon Noll voice* Where are my keys?

Move over drowning and e-bike accidents! An old summer classic has returned.

Wieambilla Forever

spit on an american today. they tried to say they were canadian but i wasn't buying it. everyone on the train clapped.

if at any time you feel like adding context regarding her and 18c you can.

The strategy of flattering him and waiting for the clock to run out is going great. 👍

lol

fine wine

Reason to never use AI number 48,216: Being forced by the government to apologise to the most racist football fans in Israel.

Scott Adams on his deathbed making sure he gets his government recommended 1gm protein per kilo of bodyweight (39gms)

rest in piss dillbert guy. you were very fucking stupid

just found a deposit of the rarest earth of all (gravel)

a victory for prions

Getting in early with my resistance lib podcast, Powell! Right in the Kisser

friendship ended with robert mueller, now jerome powell is my best friend

just had a look at the religion tab on the last census for south australia and all i can say is lmao

i have purchased greenland

might "go on the computer" for a while