the odds i'm looking for are 9/11

The Barmy Army has been deployed to Donbas

Assassinating Donald Trump by boring him to death with a 0-0 football match. Socceroos, you got this 🦘💪🎯

Bruce Lehrmann has died

Running dogshit posters off a forum used to be a mark of pride. If the dipshits who run this place were smart they'd use this as a ad

NARRATOR: It was the brain

seems like a modest request

Cyber Monday going off over on Ozbargain

what's that? you're angry about decades of american wars, destabilisation and destruction of your country and hate american troops? well i know of a city where the fattest and slowest of them just walk around all day doing menial tasks.

fluid build-up

so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding national guardsmen to DC and then his mother started crying

getting some blowback are we?

what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal.

can anyone help me identify these rare earths i found? worth anything?

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

think i found some rare earths in the garden

Search "Head" on Bluesky for all the highlights of a fantastic 100

oh wow donald trump can be easily manipulated? that's crazy

you forfeit the moral ashes if you don't watch

lmao

Did the designers of the Hobart's roofed stadium ever consider just using Matt Hayden's hat?

Local radio was using ChatGPT for its quiz. Cristiano Ronaldo plays international football for Spain apparently. 👍

what the "fuck" is going on at the abc

Punching out after another great day working my dream job at the coloured sand and asbestos factory.

Mr President, Mr President! When you said "I like the fish. Khhhhh." what the fuck was that noise supposed to be?

always nice to be going to bed when cloudflare is shitting itself again

surely one of these cooked units who've been fed the epstien stuff for years is going to snap soon, right? they can't all be LARPers

it begins

good idea, sir. it is time for a rebrand

it is now leaking into the comments of Blondie's Rapture

just because his mum never stole it doesn't mean it doesn't work

QAnon: "cheese pizza" actual email: love having sex with children see you soon

BAN BrutalistMcDonalds Jeffrey Epstein was absolutely not "just a normal guy who liked to get freaky sometimes." https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=190264#frompost547405147

LISA: Subway Jared?!? What are you doing in Springfield?

gotta shelve em, idiots

savage

that's because they mass exodused to Perth 30 years ago

One of those clubs being the San Francisco babyfur community

wouldn't want to have day 4 tickets to any of these tests tbh

Congrats America on getting your Government back. 💪🤝🇺🇲

i never did know what he meant when he said valvoline

vaxxed?

lol America. A country full of guns and no one knows where to aim them.