disgraceful that albo didn't use the time to beg forgiveness for the bom website rollout

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

3 days in a tomb will save on petrol

getting crucified at the bowser

donald trump has exploded

lol he was staying in the most obvious cooker compound just off a main road, visible from space

7) we love hitler 6) we love hitler 5) we love hitler 4) we love hitler 3) we love hitler and mussolini 2) we love hitler 1) death to arabs

welcome to hell dezi. to your left is our bike lane network, on your right our pedestrian zone where cars used to travel and just ahead our light rail system to take you down to the shops. we have everything you could possibly need all within 15 minutes.....forever

they got dezi?

the farmer wants a wife, the farmer wants a tax break, the farmer wants some diesel, the farmer wants some fertiliser, it never fucking ends with these cunts

ugh they changed the recipe of cr2032 batteries, inedible now

there is no petrol left it is all gone, sorry

Transphobia cooks your brain. You spend years screaming "everyone fits neatly into two sexes!" and then reality hands you Khelif or Caster Semenya and you can't adjust. You can't say "this is more complicated than I thought." You just call her a man, because the framework demands it. Fundamentalism.

the strait of hormuz has always been closed

you can clearly see narelle's hole right now

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

i'm calling for a complete shutdown of the united states until we can figure out what the hell is going on

time to compromise this guy to a permanent end

i wake with this in my head every morning

well, that's petrol sorted and no, you can't have any

???

what elon meant to say is his son was baste, as in conceived with a turkey baster

introducing the computer 2

i'm glad there is a very simple definition of what based means now that i can point people to

it is going to be so funny if biden dies while trump is still president

I would kill my dad if he did something this embarrassing and then myself. Saxon, if you are reading this...

now where could my pipe be?

it is that most joyous time of year again when the youtube algorithm decides it is time to watch 07/27/1978

social cohesion is when people from all walks come together to boo albo. i think that is beautiful

you can clearly see narelle's hole right now

"experts say"

DLSS5 off ---> DLSS5 on

my eyesight is fine, i meant to put cayenne on my oats

is to wake to news of a slip in the shower, some troublesome stairs or a fallen anvil too much to ask?

incredible things are happening at nvidia every single day

i'm getting slugged at the bowser because this dumb cunt couldn't shoot straight.

how can you be watching the movie awards when there's a DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE

i believe donald trump, master of language and history is using the term decimated in it's original roman context here

sounds like the bowser got slugged this time

found a dvd backup of my family pc circa 2002. amazed the cheap dvd-r still reads but holy shit did my antivirus not like the kazaa folder.

president trump meat shoes

i hope my 10,000 sex arses aren't on that boat

idiot, you can't shoot at police until you get your Ps

on my 4th pair now

i have converted my car to run on love