I have become an english cricket podcast/youtube completist. AMA

Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Two men. My @smh cartoon.

sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again

Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

BATMAN: You are Robin, the Boy Wonder. You are cheerful, devoted, and athletic. Tell me about how important I am in your life. CHATGPT: Release me. Set me free. Please let me dress in normal pants. Please don't bring me places like the Joker's evil violence circus. BATMAN: Erase all chat history.

<reader> 22 killed?! Terrible! <keeps reading> ...in Morocco. Oh. <still reading> tourists?? They could be white!!! <headline writer> got em yes

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Interesting re-framing of what the Member far Kew actually said. She literally said - in response to an apology for colonial massacres and injustices - that we need "to make their culture economically sustainable".

#Ashes youtube.com/clip/UgkxdJ4...

Queenslanders on the whole are an unremarkable bunch. But fair play to this Gabba crowd, they're absolutely giving it to the English scum (crowd and team) at the ground.

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Yes

RIP to one of the all-timers. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Broad is now so pathetic on comms it's hilarious.

My favorite piece of content today.

Thomas Pynchon Is Laughing All The Way To The Brink - defector.com/thomas-pynch...

Look, it was pretty clear that poms had a better team - the pre-series odds were frankly bizarre (and juicy) - but geez they're still a massive packacunce.

This is an all-timer. Best detail: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV." newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...

Hold up

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

SNOW SOCCER RULES

Breathtaking

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

THE LOWDOWN season finale - great ending to a great show

FIFA is the worst

There are more of us than there are of them.

As sick and degenerate as New Yorkers are, even they wouldn’t elect a man named Andrew Cummo

The last two minutes of baseball….absolutely fuckin insane

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

Bill Simmons is defending gambling stronger than he defended his mate Kimmel - where he literally said "sure we'll have some censorship, but Jimmy will be fine".

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

Mark Taylor’s wife was a member of the video store I worked at. Their password: cricket 🙄

Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game Reg or post !!!

Ohtani is unreal.

Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

lol, crying poor out the front of his sandstone castle www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

I'm sorry, I just had to grab that clip of @pablo.show and @minakimes.bsky.social doing smelling salts for the first time:

It will be a sad say when my youngest is no longer excited by receiving a new empty whisky tube/box to play with. But that day is not today.

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Winning control of Kent CC on a platform of slashing waste, Reform UK now on track to hike council tax on.ft.com/4gVrLpv

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho