Brad Scott leaving the hangar 🫡

Wow, did not realise the Craig Bradley truthers were still out there. Respect.

This @joshgondelman.bsky.social spoof of looksmaxxing is ... an actual masterpiece of humor writing?

Can you spot the point where he learned a Black woman was going to be in a movie

Bosch: The Jazz Sounds of Bosch

If, as a politician, you are worried about the budget's effect on start ups, you are not a serious person.

just imagine the fucken circus if these hantacruisers were coming to Melbourne www.theage.com.au/world/europe...

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

Long-dated gilt yields rally as 'doomsday' scenario of Starmer falling on his sword looks unlikely (today). www.ft.com/content/63a7...

This is how every other country imagines life in America

I love all these people who are inveighing against the 24-hour news cycle and its evils. You know you're on Bluesky, right? Don't pretend this is anything but a group home for those who are addicted to the drip-drip-drip of information and discourse.

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

This is like 9/11 for golfers

The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.

Obviously there are many outrageous snubs on this list, but no WOG BOY 2??? Insane. www.theage.com.au/interactive/...

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Incredible comment here. Pure, distilled essence of Age/SMH commenter juice. Inception levels of explaining going on. www.theage.com.au/culture/musi...

Dad pun of the year so far, imo

This is a 99.99999th% outcome for what this really was. Delightful! www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Always this

2040: “President Ocasio-Cortez is facing fierce criticism for her chaotic withdrawal from Iran.”

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED 2025 — “the other day” 2024 — “a few months ago” 2021-2023 — “last year” 2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?” 2016-2019 — “a couple years ago” 2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago” 2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

Italy beats the USA 8-6

they should change the name of the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of America imo

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

The Great Satan is currently losing to Team GB in the World Baseball Classic 🤣

okay I'll bite, who is 'Timothée Chalamet'

The Streets played A Grand Don’t Come for Free in Melbourne a few days ago?? 2004 me would have rocked it hard. But i reckon 2026 me might have found it downright emotional.

Another masterstroke, sir

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

This is a bananas stat from Garrett.

is there a kalshi market on when the ammo runs out?

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

[Scrooge McDuck-ing into the proceeds from the stolen Venezuelan oil as the price soars from a war you did]

Incredible. Kalshi is not paying out "Khamenei out of power by [date]" contracts because he died.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

go out in the streets as we are dropping bombs. a brilliant call to action.

im airdropping into woke 2 with an operation iraqi freedom style deck of playing cards

There is no more perfect place in the world for a Trump Tower than Queensland.

yikes