I’m going to kill grug

Do we have any evidence that prehistorical humans weren’t beatboxing? The great acoustics in a cave and those long winter nights suggests strongly that they were

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

I kind of wish I could spend my day wandering about the office telling people that dilbert died. It’s not against any official company policy but I can sorta read between the lines on that one

What if forcing major corporations to re-express every interaction a human can have with a computer as just simple text instead of incredibly clungy web interfaces was one of the best things to ever happen in computing

The Age has a hammerlock on the zeitgeist eh?

A touching tribute to Mike F

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I’m at an aviation museum, watching a guy sneak under the ropes around a 1920s plane engine with vernier calipers, calling out measurements to his friend, who has SolidWorks open on a laptop.

From what I understand of animal psychology, I reckon 10% of those oil-covered penguins in the dish soap commercials really loved it and went out and covered themselves in oil again.

World’s richest man was posting this as he was approaching xmas eve.

My favourite part of the job is chasing the sun across the sky in a chariot, my least favourite part is keeping my Jira board up to date

my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere

I am capable of thinking about computer programming in almost any conceivable situation

I am catching the train

Star Shrek

date: i like a guy with self-confidence me: he sounds nice

Debugging Python event loop stuff has me kind of worrying that I’ve squandered the astounding majesty of life, and the only trace I’ll leave on this planet is in the aggregate

They Did Surgery on a Grape

bringing some of this sort of energy around these parts

I took a 12 hour flight with a completely broken entertainment system once but it was before the whole “raw-dogging a flight” thing so I just drank a bunch and listened to podcasts

Can somebody quickly summarise the evolution of the micro-vibes on here in the past 10 months, I’d like to hit maximum posting potential ASAP

The more lore I learn about the best Star Trek movie ever made the more I love it

*nodding*

Gonna become a “aliens built the pyramids” guy, but for modern buildings. The Australians of the 1970s did not have the technology to build the UTS tower - it must have been extraterrestrials

breaking news

Made this map specifically to piss off Europeans and cause psychic damage

it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z

A hyperspecific belief that gets stronger as I get older: If you want to archive information/data/whatever the filesystem is an unkillable, fault tolerant and user-error tolerant database. Don’t trust metadata locked up in some program, name your stuff properly and it’ll save you if it comes to that

i think of the external battery i carry everywhere as a form of "worst day of my life" insurance

came to me in a vision

Are there any good mods for microsoft outlook?

Somebody said something to me a while ago that really pissed me off. I don’t remember exactly when, what they said or who it was. Nevertheless!!!

I just open whatever app I get to first and do my little tweets into it. Sometimes I fuck up and it’s slack. Oh well

They’re gonna make an Oppenheimer movie about the person who invented pointers

The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time

Sad how it took “Weird Twitter” years to root out all the most prominent weepy little backrub-feminist sex pest beard guys but now Bluesky has to go through all the same growing pains

Look I just need a website where I’m allowed to post my dumb little thoughts and maybe get fired about it. Is this too much to ask