a third beer has hit the crungler

torn between being happy for wrexham fans, generally, and

sometimes i think i'm nesting my shit in too many needless divs but then i inspect other websites

15M followers, highly topical news piece, 11 retweets, 20,400 impressions.

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

lmao fair enough man

the day today tier paragraph

it would probably also implode UK journalism this is also a positive

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

please for the love of god do not post grok content on here

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

☹️ #GirlsComic

This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

Im thinking its munchhousen by proxy now. His wife likes him all sick and fucked up so she poisoning him/pushing him down stairs and shit

leads to hilarious moments like this

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

magical

my dentist’s office is playing nightreign lore videos in the lobby??????

i agree but you should have posted some pornography instead of the norman rockwell painting

approaching mid-thirties and still being like "nghhhh i dont wanna do my chorrrreessss" even though 95% of them take like 5 minutes and make you feel much less stressed once they're actually done

been spending the last 6 months or so trying to be more thoughtful at making french press coffee, broadly using the Hoffman method, but the thing about buying pre-ground coffee is it seems you're really better off just doing the much simpler instructions on the packet

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Instead of everybody making the same joke about the FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we could boycott the World Cup?

i think i might have seen the following post elsewhere once upon a time, it could even have been one of you, nevertheless:

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

im also going to go as far as to say that until this starts to happen routinely this shit is going to get a lot worse. when i was using twitter a lot of the sexual harassment was from uk men with their whole faces out. they should be too scared to do that and its so fucked that they're not

did anything happen while i was asleep

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 31,1952

as much as i wish i was iwth friends right now i#m glad i don't have to spend 2 hours navigating london's night buses

i spent most of the first hour of 2026 looking for xcom 2 mods before deciding i didn't want to play xcom 2

2026 affirmations 👏

click here to donate to my semiconductor company's gofundme

i think this year i would like to be a stupider bitch who feels more things and makes more stuff

19 years and 6 months or so ago

i am very drunk and have no reason to be awake!

browsing stackoverflow

shit year for pricks

fuck. i didnt finish the old year please dont be mad at me