hi @lucympowell.bsky.social do you want picking up in the morning pal

It's how you would say "Kappen nou" in the accent of The Hague, which basically means "pack it in already"

RIP to a real one

The language isn't important, it's the same old guff. It's the fact he visited - no one thinks Starmer's presence is going to make any difference one way or the other but they wouldn't let him near it if the seat was doomed because that makes him look doomed.

dutch speakers: can you tell me about "kàp nâh"? google is useless.

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

We're losing Myrient to a severe lack of funds and AI making storage too expensive 😭

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost

More from that same post, showing collusion:

It’s very weird because that YT channel’s most recent post was 4 months ago and mostly doesn’t feature political material, but this from the FB group 2 days ago is perhaps more indicative, in that it definitely shows this activity was done with full knowledge of at least 3 Labour parliamentarians:

good morning. get fucked lmao.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

FPTP voting is so fucking stupid man. congratulations the candidate 75% people are disgusted by won. good system.

while i wouldn't put it beyond Labour to do something like this, i can't see any branding on the van and the vibe feels more like "Unhinged Guy With Lots Of Disposable Income Just Read Some Bullshit On Facebook" (which does not preclude the current Labour Party in all fairness)

gorton and denton is these guys

i tried to get them not to, but Hard Drive bought this twitter account while i was still there, only to discover that the dms were all drawings of Princess Daisy porn. again, i tried to get them to nuke the account's dms and likes, but i was told it was no big deal. incredibly weird times lmao

LRT: pretty good but it says boycotts are self-sabotage but frankly i do not think staying on twitter to yell at... who? will do you any good either

I am both sad and angry at the current state of the web, as the independent web becomes more and more invisible, as child-abusing billionaires from the USA own half the internet, and had to publish my feelings in longer form: aria.dog/barks/every-...

he killed the chatter with that last line

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

Please mind the small train inside the little train

football owns when it's not your own dogshit team being dogshit

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

what are your favourite non-GYBE Constellation records

lmao sure good for them

fuck man are they gonna make me resub for glowsticks. i love glowsticks

It truly does keep spreading, doesn't it?

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

get glimt on idiot

I found a top 10 internet videos of all time. You’re welcome

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new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

This guy gets it.

sure fine fuck it whatever let's go

fucked up my wrist bowling last night. holding a bowling ball makes it really difficult to jerk off safely at the same time

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

the masters of suggesting new activity by forming new legal entities are back... and they've done it again

I would say the second biggest science deniers of our time are women who don’t believe in the power of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner products