i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

lol

im gonna lose my fucking mind from laughing i cant breathe www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPVs...

girlfriend comics

how do you make a croissant..... steal her cross aunt : )

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

Starmer says he missed the email saying Mandelson failed the vetting because Outlook was in Focused Inbox mode

you're going to have to forgive me but i've been on a big frank zappa revisit lately. going through live albums and bootlegs and what not. he's simply very funny to listen to.

it could very well have been a DDOS but i feel like if it actually was it would have been obvious that it was and they'd have posted so a lot sooner

the natural state of balance of a website is for the users to be at war with its administrators

Good thing i screencapped it

i was gonna phrase it as: if you brag about your new monkey-centric production strategy, and the first thing I get sent is a box full of shit, i am certainly going to blame the monkeys

responding ”vibe code?” to every outage like women named carol respond “vaxx?” to every celebrity death

got called "baby girl" a record number of times tonight

On the website having the time of my life reading a bunch of posts. They're all just out of frame, loading fine.

keir starmer eat my shit and hair

trying to post through it rn

Reginos

The discourse around AI companies not making good products is hilarious. Like by any metric the product is incredible. The level of cope some people have boggles my mind, what are you gaining by being so delusional?

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

at one point an ex of mine met some french guys in a bar who were trying to do American accents; it was basically just a French accent with a hard American R, loudly repeating "I love my TRRRUCK. I love to drive my TRRRRUUUUCK." So now I say that out loud, again and again, whenever I drive my truck

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

i have seen a few people share this, not just on bluesky, so just an FYI: the money for this goes to SUTR, a front campaign for the SWP

Hope is here! We've published the Lambeth Green manifesto for the 2026 election - now we need you to help win it. Read now at lambeth.greenparty.org.uk/pledges-for-...

RPS asked me to write about DLSS5, the "neural rendering" tech that Nvidia have been crowing about, that uses generative AI techniques to replace rendered graphics. I wrote about framerates, fakery, and how you seize control of an industry.

summer fruits.... the Superior Squash

was wondering why zankyo records hadn't released anything in a while.... turns out covid hit them up hard. also found out one of the guitarists in te' died of a stroke in 2021 which is making me very emotional

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

just remembered the time i posted "what if it was blart souls" in a streamer's chat and she didn't know what paul blart was so i explained it and she was like "oh" and then the next time i entered her stream she was like "oh hey i watched paul blart mall cop it was pretty fun"

@realfollowers.bsky.social hup

If you're wondering about my thoughts on Pragmata....

i'm all in on witch hat atelier. damn

scott correct me if i'm mistaken but did you think this was peter magyar posting under the twitter handle "splendid_pete"

if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

fresh sheets.... it's bed time bitch

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

terminallevy.net/entries/stra... new entry! @westernstyle.live is back in the saddle to write about winning in videogames

the problem with nationalising the dick sucking industry is you always run out of someone else's cum

user whos pinned post is the most grotesque anime porno youve ever seen: i have some thoughts on the structural oppressiveness of this website

Iran president: 'His Holiness Pope Louis XIV, I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah.'