There's a Bandcamp Friday this week, where all the revenue from sales goes directly to artists. If you use spotify you can plug your playlists into Hype Machines Merch Table tool and support the artists you like directly. hypem.com/merch-table/

Running my apartment in fullbright to help with performance.

The cool spider in my bathroom that was killing bugs got taken out by a crew of lame spiders that mostly wander around and annoy me, can I clean house on these fools or would that be wrong of me somehow?

email from the governor: The federal government may be shutting down but don’t worry, as a state employee you still have to go to work!

I didn't lose my job at the dick sucking factory. I lost my *temper*, then they *took* my job at the dick sucking factory

I don't like fist bumps because I think they're gauche and cliche.

Tragic news folks; When I opened my office this morning I found the beetle thats been living in the shelf of cardboard boxes I refuse to clean out deceased from an apparent overdose off the advil I dropped under my desk two weeks ago. Capital Jay will be missed.

I say this with nothing but love and affection for the band but Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties is some of the most divorced music I've ever heard.

Okay but how much does the Omelas kid make?

Canonically Silent Hill is only a fucked up hell dimension if you are also fucked up. Otherwise it's just a normal tourist town with perhaps an unusual number of hospitals.

Work on a Saturday

In a parasocial relationship with several internet cats.

Been noticing a lot of cursed amulet posting the past few months

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

They making me eat raw cigarettes.

Would you still love me if I shaved my head?

If you don’t want people to party when you die you shouldn’t be an evil piece of shit when you’re alive.

All metals are ultimately a product of the earth, so I don't feel bad tossing my soda cans into the ocean.

The entirety of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's discography is currently free (name your price, no minimum) on Bandcamp. kinggizzard.bandcamp.com

Are you seriously fucking me fr for real with this. I don't know what I did to deserve this but it must have been pretty bad. @themountaingoats.bsky.social

Up next is DJ Mercenary Warlord with his latest hit 'The Path of The Wolf is Paved With Blades'

Up next is DJ Mercenary Warlord with his latest hit 'The Path of The Wolf is Paved With Blades'

Commissioning some custom tevas to wear over my vibrams

Tomorrow has become a sinister place.

Had another dream where i'm assembling an ozempic pill one molecule at a time.

she Nelson on my Willie till i Roll Me Up & Smoke Me When I Die

she Nelson on my Willie till i Roll Me Up & Smoke Me When I Die

Socially conscious gambling website.

The police have crashed another helicopter into my home.

idk what this bigass flying bug in my apartment is but it’s really pissed off about me trapping it in a lampshade with a plastic bag.

Beer made with hot dog water would go crazy.

Based on a true story.

Spending $1600 dollars on a next gen graphics card and still playing on medium settings because I don't like the sound the fans make

Nick Drake and The Bad Seeds

I used to think crossfit was a christian thing, where the end goal was to get fit enough to carry a cross the same distance as jesus.

Steve Albini alive in Croatia

higgledy-piggledy whale statements

I think about "buildings missing like teeth" a lot.

I took headache pills before this one landed but I can still feel headache things happening to me. It’s like standing in front of a window while there’s a big storm outside.

I changed things around so new additions are at the top now.

but have you changed your patterns? Knowing what you know?

A one-trick pony who's still crazy after all these years also.

Pulling hard drives from my old computers before I drop them off at the e-waste pickup next week. "Wow this case is actually really nice, why didn't I reuse this?" [proceeds to get cut on three different fingers while working inside] "ah, I see"

Entering my Paul Simon era (sensitive, sort of balding but you wouldn't describe it that way if you saw it in person).

I suppose I never thought of coldplay as make out music.

I suppose I never thought of coldplay as make out music.

Misremembered what day the town e-waste drop off was and I'm too lazy to put everything back in the closet. Looks like I get to navigate around all this old computer shit in my living room for two weeks

Last night I had to engage in mortal combat with a flying bug in my bathroom while very high. I deserve a medal.

Using AI to generate the perfect picture of a generic 50+ year old caucasian male, then using that image to bypass every age verification AI, so I can get into the discord where all we do is talk about how AI is bullshit.

REST IN PISS JABRONI BASTARD #1 HULK HOGAN! YOU WERE THE WORST TO EVER DO IT!