The City’s going up and the Leicester’s going down!

HIS HEAD’S F**KING MASSIVE #PUSB

SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE #PUSB

This is why I boycott matches. You know what is a lot more fun, satisfying, and inexpensive? Buying a football and playing keepy-uppy myself. Best of all, I don’t reek of defeat at the end of the evening and I can go to bed at a decent hour. I don’t miss my years as a sports journalist one bit.

RIP Louvre of Bluesky.

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

I hope someday to master the piano well enough that I could in a public train station feel confident enough to play the tittifers theme

The City's going up....

Pump it up…!

Don’t you know…?

Went on a Spurs discord last night to see how they were coping with being in the bottom 3. They were all surprisingly chill until one of the mods started indulging a conspiracy theory about Keir Starmer being responsible for Jimmy Savile, then called me and a mate a nonce for taking issue.

Spurs in bottom 3 klaxon

Porto have revealed their new goalkeeper kit for the second leg vs Forest:

Israel is a rogue state that uses chemical weapons in unprovoked attacks against civilian targets. I’m old enough to remember when this was grounds for military intervention.

Presenting the greatest bit of lorry defacing I’ve ever seen.

This is another of Big Tech’s sins: they have been so consistently amoral and untrustworthy that legitimate benefits are likely to be lost or caught up in the gyre of real problems that stem from shitty leadership.

The symbology of an island off the coast of a nation where immigrants first arrive is pretty stark. If he ends up quoting The New Colossus it will be quite something.

*dogtanian theme tune* Just to say, I ate your plums Your plums are not breakfast-ready Just to say, I ate your plums They are in my tummy Such a shame when morning comes They were very yummy Please forgive me my good chum Next plums are on me

Absolute cinema.

APRIL 8TH

Thatcherism is still the problem, by Ben Glover

Testing my scene in Blender with lighting disabled

Happy Eater

He’s gonna get it in the neck for missing this.

For fun: here’s an interesting scenario. If we win on Monday, and both Ipswich and Millwall lose, then we can clinch promotion by beating Sheff Weds at home. #PUSB kapowaz.github.io/football-pre...

Nerves are shot. Hands were properly shaking during that game. But it’s time to say it: we’re going up. Coventry City are going to be a Premier League team again! It’s absolutely happening and nothing, not even my frayed nerves, can stop it! #PUSB

Want to see Jack Rudoni sending the Derby defence for three separate hotdogs? #PUSB

The collective noun for a group of hedgehogs is Hedgehog[]

“It looks like you’re trying to fly to the moon, need any help with that?”

Nobody more so than the paper of Oswald Mosley understands how to weaponise patriotism; as Goering said: it’s easy to get the people to go along with what you want by denouncing your enemies for lack of it.

Did you know the concept of binary logic was first published today in 1847?

Italy are the Spurs of international football

Saw yer da in M&S

Elite football must end its "Trust me, bro" culture of communication. Underperforming sporting directors should be fronting up to supporters. Column. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

As ever, Succession was on point in identifying the kinds of people involved in these things.

“What did I say? Do not apologise!”

was it a great white shark

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Yeah sorry I need to call in sick; I’ve cut my fingernails too short and it’s making typing unbearable.

My argument against consuming any Harry Potter media runs like this: Any time I would do this, I put money in the pocket of somebody actively using that money to aggressively litigate against and marginalise trans people. It’s basically the same as a donation to a hate group.

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group