FUKIN WOT ROBERT EGGERS Eggers is the director we mistakenly think Del Toro is

What do you mean you want to hold me liable because my product made you spiral into a depression so bad it make you commit suicide. That is expressly prohibited according to page 780 section 60 part 2 of the contract you signed.

Just finished my 99th book, and im 1/3rd through the next one. Yay for hitting my goal in November

Opens AppleMusic: I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT DRIVEBYYYYYYYYY

“I want to watch a cute movie, I’ll put on Marley & Me” 💀

My mixture of adhd and stubbornness means that every decade I hyperfocus on a career change, study viciously and apply till I’m in, work out the industry is rotten/corrupt, and ideologically identify the next career path. It’s never greener on the other side, just richer sometimes.

I think one of the worst things in the world would be dating someone that watches cricket. Imagine having to fake interest in that

I’m being told to go to bed

Oh no, they’re adapting FLESH, and like good for David Szalay, but there’s literally no way this can really be translated to film.

I mean this with the utmost respect… SLUT

So you’re telling me that even with the man being a pedo and tearing the country and world apart, 46% of white people will still vote for him. Thanos was so right

Four Christmas movies to know me by.

Gotta eat half a cheesecake tonight; it’s hard work but someone’s gotta do it

I forgot about this! The Xbox hit it, but PlayStation just made it R Rated.

Yeah ok it’s finally time to go back.

Sensible chuckle

Watched 3 movies today, and half of Lawrence of Arabia. It’s been a while since I’ve rotted

for every loser that replies “when’s international men’s day!” on every international women’s day post/video… well today’s your day losers, don’t waste it

Casino is better than Goodfellas… there I said it.

Ugh someone bring me maccas and some painkillers.

Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it

I fear I’m missing something, because this ‘is fine’ but hardly worthy of such unanimous praise. I was expecting another There Will Be Blood off the hype

Watching Lawrence of Arabia and my gaydar is popping off

It’s almost time for me to become insufferable… almost

People that lock their comments down to followers only, shouldn’t be shown on the discover tab.

Oasis were overrated, the best part was when they fought

Brad Barton was quite effective, bc I didn’t even know he was a liberal leader.

I would like to remind you, once again, that NOT skeeting the thing is also a very valid opinion

Ironically titled. I don’t think a single episode has passed the bechdel test

Bill Clinton is alive, has anyone just thought about asking him

I started watching GIRLS and I’m not sure why this was so popular, Lena Dunham is a terrible actor. It’s just a thinly copy of Sex and the City but none of them really have a personality.

These are the same image

it’s tough, but cheesecake for days

Don’t tell me what to do

I still can’t get over Bowen Yang being from BRISBANE

Curd is baked, she rested in the oven for two hours, now just chillin on the counter till it’s time to refrigerate

She’s so high [baked]

I almost left the eggs too late and it would’ve been scrambled lemon eggs, but we good

Curd baby curd, curd!

Stage 1

The lemon zest limit does not exist

What’s she making?

I’m sorry but Frankenstein got reviewed down after it niggling at me for the week. It has kinda pissed me off

Apples Call Screening is a literal game changer!

Me all next month:

Hear me out: Apple failing to implement AI in their phones only makes me want to buy them more

That’s wild! I was just thinking the other day I want to rewatch Ran!

My favourite book won the Booker Prize and I’m speechless.

Book 97 Happy I’ll get the book in before the movie, didn’t think it was going to happen (after putting it off for like a year) It’s pretty good, will make a great film #BookSky

John Fetterman always at the scene of the crime