Felt queer, might delete

On my way to a gender queer dance party. Bc fuck off if the rise of fascism will take away who I am

This is why it took me 45 straight seconds to upload a basic image today. Because why fix it when you could pump out an AI app instead.

Due to inflation all your stupid corporate April fools jokes have been cancelled. Any Googles or Netflix’s making April fools jokes will be charged 1 billion dollars and a complete divestment from AI

(they will still be dickheads)

If this doesn’t include a chapter on how he killed the pope what are we doing here

Hey baby, are you my feels, because I’m into you

Trains were actually way more full. It’s almost like the way to get people back into the city and reduce pollution is to make public transport free. Truly groundbreaking ideas lol

Congratulations to Sean Penn for his Oscar performance in One Battle After Another.

Just had Boston baked beans for dinner. Who wants to come over and cuddle

Jay at Atmosphere: this is what the people want The people:

The speed the watch lists blocked Attie 😂

Hi, I saw you from across the bar, I really like your vibe, want to have a drink with me?

Lately whenever I see a skeet from a .bsky.team domain I’m so disappointed I want to go out for smokes and never return

Does anyone else find it funny Facebook changed their whole corporate name to Meta only to kill off the Metaverse?

Bogan revheads have laughed at my electric car.

I would’ve actually enjoyed Marty Supreme so much more if the game at the end went the other way

Bluesky derangement syndrome out in full force. 11k followers and an average of 1 like a post, screaming about fake followers. Maybe Brock forgot to pay his bots to interact.

Why does every one of these stories involve a man, speaking to a chatbot, that convinces him to build another chatbot. Do they need is to make them multiply or something?

Two things can be true. We can like different things and have a different opinions. You can also have an objectively bad opinion

Chocolate and Vegemite, together at last

My top 20 of the 2020s

The Second Last Samurai

I actually can’t wait for Gen Z on TikTok to discover Hyacinth Bucket

Jews aren’t Israel. And as much as I pray Israel Zionists to never find peace in their life. This is a hate crime, one hate crime does not cancel out another. Jews in London don’t have anymore control over what Bibi does than I do.

I just had the hottest arab daddy hairdresser, hung too, how do I know? Well that would be because he firmly pressed his firm giant cock into my arm while it was on the armrest, rubbing his hand through my hair asking if I had a girlfriend and telling me he’s never had one. 10/10 will go back

“Turn travel time into productivity” End-game capitalism wants you to be hustling while you’re driving

No! Send nugs

When the Disney+ wrapped drops at the end of the year, im going to be in the top 1% of The Mick watchers We (I) deserve another 6 seasons of this please

When has a crime ever got in the way of One Nation candidate

What’s a trip to the country but for art browsing and gin tasting.

Winner winner chicken dinner! Night sorted

In the hotel praying to Jesus it’s the first movie! Because I’m sorry but the others are all disasters.

If you look like Jamie Durie DM me immediately

Thanks but I don’t want it you Zionist cunt stain

• Banks when the RBA increases interest rates. 1 day later: we’re passing this on in full to you, it’s the reserve bank not us! • Banks when RBA decreases interest rates 4 weeks later: yeah we’re gonna pass on half of it, but due to banking systems it won’t happen for 3 more months.

25 books so far this year, this bitch is on fire

Sometimes I see a take so bad and I think you should just go back to posting hog rather than showing your full ass

Cuntssssss

The pendulum will swing back from this AI as companies are working out it’s not sustainable or profitable. And we all need to collectively raise our salaries by 20% when entering the workforce again

Like images of Trump and his remaining allies and in Hormuz

America is never going to recover from this. The world can never centre such concentrated power around a single entity again. He’s so fucking dumb

Pokopia let me out of your grasp will you

To think, Timothee pissed off Opera and Theatre, became the most obnoxious person and destroying his personal brand. And he still didn’t win an Oscar #Oscar #Oscars

Ok we have PTA his director award, can we go back to giving SINNERS everything else it deserves

The Oscars is the one time of the year I’m reminded Channel 7 has tv programs

Amy Madigan winning over Teyana Taylor was definitely a choice. That was the one award that One Battle deserved to win. Is One Battle not going to win as many as we think? #Oscars

I wish the film industry would more widely adopt the term Speculative Fiction rather than just calling things sci-fi. It’s so common in the book world

This is the most unhinged rater on @letterboxd.social and I think this person should be locked up, no trial!

I have absolutely zero self respect and a Jason Statham Kink, and not even once have I been drunk enough to think “I would fuck Stephen Miller”