Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

Hyperbridge exploited two weeks after April Fools' hack joke April 13, 2026 https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=hyperbridge-exploit

idk who the woman next to him is but it's really something that he just said to her, "your husband is going through some serious cancer treatment, so this [picture of me as jesus] goes a long way" and she said "yes sir, it sure does". oh okay I guess it does then

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

I’m going to wheatpaste this article to telephone poles until everyone reads it

The YouTube app on my phone updated to add a 👍 button to ads. Fuck you

When you watch a video on YouTube and an ad plays, there should be a "fuck you" button you can press that sends a "fuck you" to everyone responsible for the creation and distribution of the ad

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

I don't care about the baseball thing except that it would be really, really, really unfortunate if the united states wins and really, really, really good if the united states loses to venezuela

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

Burger Uni! Looks like he likes it too much

Full offense but this looks like Nvidia is trying to get us used to AI slop by putting an AI sloppification filter on video games and calling it an improvement. Looks like shit in the exact same way

like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted

Welp. The internet had a nice run. Some outlets have lost over 90% of their traffic since the "AI" summaries rolled out. "...the four worst-hit publications [now] get less monthly web traffic combined than the r/ChatGPT subreddit gets on its own."

if one more person at work messages me to ask a stupid-ass question like "hi Sam, I completed step 8. should I start step 9?" I'm going to lose it. hi Sam, I think that 9 is the number after 8. please confirm

This is literally not even true. They aren't people

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

“The workers in Kenya say that it feels uncomfortable to go to work. They tell us about deeply private video clips, which appear to come straight out of Western homes, from people who use the glasses in their everyday lives. Several describe video material showing bathroom visits, sex…”

32 years old and I finally got a good grade at the dentist for the first time in my miserable life

I hope he's late because he died

please to not give in to despair. if you want to start somewhere you can help, a donation to Doctors Without Borders is a great place to start

thinking about how weird it is, even putting aside the sexual predation of it all, that Aziz Ansari's closer on his first standup special was a long summary of an R. Kelly concert he went to. the punchline is literally "and that was the greatest concert I've ever seen!" why did I like that in 2010??

just rolled credits on dawntrail and I loved it. here's my rankings. disclaimer: I swear to god I am not just being a contrarian on purpose 1. dawntrail 2. stormblood 3. endwalker 4. shadowbringers [huge gulf] 5. a realm reborn 6. heavensward

there should be a filter on tech career sites that says "DO NOT FUCKING SHOW ME JOB LISTINGS FOR ANY OF THOSE EVIL COMPANIES NAMED AFTER LORD OF THE RINGS VILLAINS"

Happy Cat Day in Japan! May all cats be safe, loved, and happy

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Google is spending $185 billion on AI this year alone

my new rule at work is that if I get a message that just says "hi Sam" I don't respond until they say what the fuck they want from me

I hate github copilot. I hope an asteroid collides with earth and destroys all AI data centers and nothing else

On this day we salute you, President Davidson 🫡

This is so deeply fucked. I wish these people would just admit they hate the idea of democracy and get it over with. This kayfabe bullshit is just silly at this point.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 13,1952

It lit up!?

I need to start talking more about how football is evil and it actually *is* bad to watch and enjoy it. I'm over the "shh let people enjoy things" shit. fuck football. don't watch football. head injury factory. money for the worst people in the world factory. terrible game. watch another sport

Humans are already bad at copy pasting wallet addresses when moving crypto around but sure let's see how the machine that thinks the word "mayonnaise" has six n's handles it

There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here. Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able. We need endurance in this moment.

intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life

This is one of things. Bigtime.

Bithumb accidentally gives away $44 billion to customers February 7, 2026 https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=bithumb-giveaway-error

Man it sucks having hundreds of billions of dollars. I mean obviously I still want the money but you know

happy 50th birthday to my favorite living comedian youtu.be/tH4p_MX4YG8?...

One of my favorite songs with a 6-word title is also one of my favorite songs with a 1-word title. Future of the Left - adeadenemyalwayssmellsgood youtu.be/xu6wJveSWRU

i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

I don't like Elon euphemistically calling it "partying with young women"

Best news in a long time!

why do we have to live in earth's ultimate pedo nation