Boys, please! You should *both* drop dead!

and I would fly 5,000 miles, and I would fly 5,000 more, just to be the man who flew 10,000 miles to be cringe in times square

Schumer and Jeffries are arguing that Median Americans just want to talk about grocery prices, meanwhile the studio audience on the View is applauding for abolishing ICE

one year since nanu fwump

Oh my God a literal wallet inspector

welcome to Minnesota, J6 bitch

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

ICE are radical agitators bringing their violent riots to children

Conservatives beware! Despite appearances, Stardew Valley is NOT MAGA! You CAN get gay married! You can NOT be a pedophile!

between this, the piss bottles, and the footage of ICE agents getting yelled at in a restaurant, i like this new thing where the fascists vocally inform everyone about what kind of opposition bothers them the most

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

"Reforming ICE" is such a joke. The people who work for them joined because they were told they would get to terrorize brown people with total impunity. They're Proud Boys who were offered weapons of war to "Fight the Flood". How is that ~training~ going to go? "Don't do all that stuff" "oh okay" ??

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

Fuck you. Abolish ICE, for a start

if Matt Walsh hates youtubers who churn out slop for toddlers, just wait til he finds out about Matt Walsh!

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

God damn it why isn't everyone telling everyone that they love working for me!!! They definitely do, so why aren't they saying it!!!

I think that all ICE staff should be restricted from leaving prison

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

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Is it a deadly crime to... get murdered?

Saw Dan Deacon for the sixth time I think

Nancy Day 10!

ICE agents are the absolute fucking scum of the earth, bottom of the barrel dregs of humanity

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As someone with adhd, this speaks to how I have conversations

this man is responsible for the single funniest 15 seconds in youtube history but to have the joke work you need to watch about 5 hours of flash games being played first

The analysis and evidence is good to have and should be used to convict that murderer but the only evidence I needed that it was a murder in cold blood is that no warm-blooded human being would ever work as an ICE agent. They've already self-selected as the lowest piece of shit cowards in the world

i trust you with my life and soul uni

#3 by Suburban Kids With Biblical Names is a perfect indie pop album. There was a big backlash against twee stuff but a lot of it was good

I fell for this one and my punishment will be reskeeting Casey Newton

Wow the Democrats sure are terrible people. Too bad we don't know which ones said this. I guess we better primary every single one of them to be safe

@yourkickstartersucks.com @jessefarrar.com me introducing someone to YKS

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I hate my stupid idiot barbarian murder money crime pedophile country

im just saying it's legal to kidnap other presidents now!! mr xi

mr xi you know what to do now

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It is simply not pragmatic to pay for social services using money from the gigantic mountain of cash that serves no purpose for literally anyone including the people who have it. Gavin Newsom continues to be a loathsome piece of shit

These were so fucking good. My grandma would buy these and every time we went to her house I would eat all of them. And it was healthy to do so. I was literally snacking well

I think that people who depict Jesus as white should get their nuts smashed. Let's just do this from now on

[sitting atop a mountain of gold and jewels, bragging about only charging someone $1000 for life saving medicine] why isn't everyone clapping...

I will not support an income tax for people who make less than $1 million in a year. Less than one half of one percent of Washingtonians will pay the Millionaires’ Tax, and it will raise at least $3 billion each year. It’s time to change our state’s upside-down tax system.

Now here's a guy who's read the Thievius Racoonus

It's true. I am biased against evil corrupt incompetent idiots