there's some "osmosis filter mobile pool cleaning" truck in front of a house on our street with two giant tubes sticking out of the side of the truck and unfurled into their backyard. swimming pool dialysis?

made a generator from All Of My Links indarktrees.com/generator/

running to the grocery store after PT but the only things on my list are mangos and bananas

somehow wound up on the restoration hardware mailing list and they just sent me a beautifully printed hundred-page catalog, high-res matte pages, bound with a *spine*, full of nothing but uglyyyy identical cream-colored couches and coffee tables with "raw" wood stains. ten grand apiece

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

fuck the court and fuck every "it sucks but we gotta cave on sports, people have legitimate concerns, they'll definitely leave trans people alone after this" shithead on the way there

thinking about this more... the thing is that in context I think this *could've* been effective if it was executed better. like it still would've given me a little bit heartburn but there was enough setup in place to do something interesting and more intentional. they just... didn't

I know the Platonic Always is a literary myth. but reading the phrase "animal crossing cottagecore" in any kind of semi-serious novel gives me heartburn

kinda hate how much I enjoy those four-hour “retro zelda ps1 dreamcast ambient intelligent dnb jungle mix” youtube compilations but I do. I enjoy every second of them

training on the hedonic treadmill 3x a week until I'm strong as fuck and my calves are huge and I can enjoy things more all the time

I think sleeping with an eye mask + earplugs + mouthguard combo has been good for me but it does kinda make me feel like a nancy grossman head

currently speedrunning eating a potato

"crunk" is short for "diet coke drunk"

The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil.

Medieval peasant: Ho there, time traveller! Me (sheepishly holding Doritos bag): M-me? Peasant: Your kind bringeth these salted wafers yet not one drop of Mountain’s Dew

forgot to say but I finished saros... it didn't hit quite the same sweet spot as returnal for me but I think that's fair/expected since returnal is one of my favorite games ever and saros was deliberately trying NOT to just be returnal 2. and I still liked it enough to 100% it lol

how it feels

spelled "chauffeur" right on the first try... who wants to put my photo in the paper

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

I need to find a doctor who will write me a note saying that I need two weeks off of work to do nothing but play skyrim on a new save file... if this describes you please DM me immediately

as much as I hate paying the manlet tax to get all my shit hemmed it's sooo worth having clothes that fit. I can never go back

Thanks, @chess.com, “Your blunders demand immediate attention” is 100% getting slipped into conversations from now on.

I swear to god they play viva la vida every single time I'm here. I've heard it more times in the past two months than I have the entire past decade combined

enrolling in grad school so I can write a thesis titled “was tevye the milkman pop culture’s first girldad?”, get halfway through, realize the real answer is king lear, and then drop out

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

mama pepper and two suckling peppers

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

I've seen malcolm in the middle a million times but this is my first time watching post-deadwood, so we just saw an episode with a random one-off character where I was like "hold on, is that... [swearengen voice] fucking yankton?" (couldn't remember his name but it was the commissioner lol)

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*walks into your house and this starts playing*

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

imagining the Lady Of The Lake of Arthurian legend hanging out in Lake Merritt and giving the once and future king of Oakland the Big Cig

I am training to become a lesbian the difficulty level is pretty high I am 99% gay and 1% synesthesia

doctors and dentists are always opening practices together as married couples but under different last names and then I don't find out until years later. like if you guys are married you have to tell me. you can't keep that a secret

Concerning!

this def seems easier... instead of teleporting straight to zone 3 I re-battled the zone 1 and 2 bosses for funsies, then beat the zone 3 boss on the first try, and THEN beat the zone 4 boss first try in the same run. I would've kept going but there was a story event that summoned me back to base

I have this one houseplant (some kind of hoya I think) that's in really shitty dry crusty soil and I'm tempted to repot it but it DOES seem to be thriving so I'm like... maybe she actually likes shitty crusty soil...?

back from my work trip which means I played saros for six hours today so far

I'm Masuke, and I'm 17 years old. I went for a walk this morning, full of energy!

I was tempted to sneak a few sleepytime edibles into my bag but I'm glad I didn't because security picked me for the random "swab your electronics" search and I think my heart would've stopped lol

overcome with lust after watching my wife fit all of our clothes and toiletries for this trip into a single piece of luggage with millimeter precision

read about an aviation incident where a plane had to land without landing gear and everyone on board was completely fine but the aircraft was "destroyed." which I assume means the fuselage got ground down to a nub and then crumbled away to reveal a bunch of people standing there on the runway, dazed

dog-physician, heel thyself

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

shaved my legs last night and now my pants feel two sizes looser