It's so fucking refreshing, and so fucking cool, to see a politician that loves the city he lives in and represents. Cities are the Real America. Both in practice and in the ideal.

By the time I leave this country I’ll have eaten my body weight in mango. This is not a complaint

Broke: not being able to sleep because there’s a big bug in your room Woke: not being able to sleep because there’s a mouse in your room Bespoke: not being able to sleep because there’s a whole ass lizard in your room

LRS I can’t believe no one is comme but ont in the fact that all us New Yorkers are now officially communists

Zohran Mamdani was officially sworn in as mayor of New York City early on Thursday, just after the New Year’s Eve ball dropped in Times Square. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/n...

Happy new years from Sri Lanka yall :)

King of Falafel is one of the gems of Astoria. They even catered our baby shower! Their owner Freddy has stood unapologetically for Palestine. So now, the city is fining him thousands for his “Stop Genocide, #FreePalestine” sign. Help Freddy pay these hefty fines: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...

I know I shouldn’t be surprised in a country that literally has a whole type of tea named after it and was where Lipton set up shop but godDAMN the tea is Sri Lanka is good

So apparently I underestimated the danger of the wildlife in this area since everyone from my hotel host to my tuk tuk driver yesterday has warned me not to go out at night or risk getting crushed by an elephant. Wild!

Okay actual Sri Lanka thread! After arriving in negombo yesterday? For day 2 I work up early and immediately got a ride to sigiriya, where I’ll be for 3 nights. Took a trip to dambulla cave temple and a scenic view of pidurangula and sigiriya rock, which I’ll climb in 2 days.

-though tears of unadulterated joy- let’s go to the beach beach

Arrived in Sri Lanka. It’s hot as hell here and I’m so happy

Does not look like I’ll have time to take a shower which is a bummer

So interestingly the WiFi on this flight is good enough to load Bluesky but not tumblr. Who knew tumblr was so much more data!

And also merry Christmas Xbox

SUITCASE: PACKED APARTMENT: CLEANED DEVICES: CHARGING ALARM: SET

Good news everyone my incoming plane departed on time which means I less jfk truly fucks me on Christmas morning (always a possibility) I shouldn’t have any delays leaving tomorrow

I know this is more than a week late but this ruled so much and I had such a fun time producing my first show. I can’t wait to do more in 2026

I know this is more than a week late but this ruled so much and I had such a fun time producing my first show. I can’t wait to do more in 2026

Missed my chance to grab a first class seat but I WAS able to grab a bulkhead window seat at check in

Everyone remind me to start taking my melatonin tonight

Dog my cramps are so bad right now this shit better be over by the time I need to be on a plane for 13 hours

Garlic knot looking ass

Submit post and die happy baggot are strong contenders for me

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR ONCE AGAIN FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!! NEW FEATURE: IF TEXT IS IN A DIFFERENT COLOR, IT MEANS ITS THE PERSONS TITLE BIG VERSION HERE—> drive.google.com/file/d/1yCBZ... VOTING TO COMMENCE WHEN I GET HOME PROBABLY

Katseye wishes @teese.bsky.social

⚡Mututal Aid Request I lost my job in August and this past Sunday my furnace stopped working. My house was 41 degrees for a day and a half. If anyone can spare some money or spread this around, that'd be awesome. etransfer: [email protected] PayPal: paypal.me/flourishcaster

GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST WON A $100 GIDT CERTIFICATE TO TODAYTIX AT THE WORK HOLIDAY PARTY RAFFLE

You already know what the fuck is going on

Volunteering at one of the high schools today for alumni day and the step team did a joker themed routine sampling the Nicki Minaj verse of monster and? It fucking ruled

Interesting how we are all capable of correctly recognising that Judaism isn't Zionism when people claim criticism of Israel is antisemitic, but we all suddenly forget it when fascists reduce a bunch of Jewish civilians to so much offal and blood

In a remarkable show of how times have changed today I was chastised at work for NOT bringing a laptop to a meeting

Being competitive over the stupidest things means I NEED to have the most desirable gift at the work white elephant exchange

I think I’m gonna make a pot pie for dinner. It’s pot pie season

TONIGHT!

Lay on Hands. I think I’m proudest of way i wrote not only the mcspirk dynamic in that one but also the rest of the crew

They hit turbulence ok it happens every episode #startrek #mcspirk #spones

Square Enix Mickey Mouse still makes me feel insane

It’s not to late! Make plans to come see Trek the Halls, a holiday Star Trek drag show supporting immigrant rights, tomorrow at macri park in Brooklyn! I’ll be doing some very funny undiscovered country numbers :)

YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION

just a lil ryou doodle page ^_^! #yugioh

December 9, 2:33pm. Mark it: I have taken down the last of my Halloween decorations

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.

The dawning realization that in addition to my own two numbers I’ve agreed to cameo in at least three other numbers for Saturday. At the show I’m also cohosting and producing. I may be stupid bottom text

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no stars (wars or trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar

Starting playing dream drop distance for the first time and am obsessed with frollo calling me a slut within 5 seconds of meeting me

I am so excited to announce that I’ll be presenting Trek the Halls: A Star Trek Holiday Drag Show next Saturday at macri park in Brooklyn! Come stop by for themed drinks, live parody numbers, lots of drag and good times as we celebrate the IDC that makes NYC such a special city!

I am so excited to announce that I’ll be presenting Trek the Halls: A Star Trek Holiday Drag Show next Saturday at macri park in Brooklyn! Come stop by for themed drinks, live parody numbers, lots of drag and good times as we celebrate the IDC that makes NYC such a special city!

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