not gonna lie i hope some of you get raptured im tired of your shit

super fun hearing my Vietnamese refugee parents talk about fleeing their own country again, very cool country we have here

you don’t know fear until you’ve experienced my dad trying to drive and hold a conversation at the same time

I hope I don't get raptured mid-goon

remember when punk went krunk

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

i know I know this is different for some reason, for reasons and such the like or as

sure seems like people can mobilize when something important is on the line, so 8t must be a matter of trans people not being important

what if trans people were worth as much as a talk show host, collectively if not individually, as a treat

SAVE JIMMY KIMMEL

watching Saved! because i think that explains everything

does everyone get raptured or is it like a selective process? how do I qualify?

waow

does he pass the transphobe test like costas

If you’re mean to me, watch out. I have a weapon.

Anyone in a relationship they want to get out of but don't have the stomach for confrontation, tomorrow you will be free

Yeah, we can’t claim to be concerned about institutions and slippery slopes while this sort of rhetoric towards members of Congress escalates. If so, we should be honest about why these exceptions are shaking out in the manner they are.

me, opening my podcast app this morning: well well well, if it isn't the blowback brothers

there it is. was wondering when the grift would be revealed.

A white bus (doesn't appear to have detainees inside, think it's returning from transporting captives earlier today) pulls into the driveway. SRT emerges. An agent on the roof fires some pepper balls at protesters.

Outside the Broadview ICE facility this afternoon. Not a ton of movement at the moment, but have seen a few masked agents coming and going. This black Jeep was spotted by rapid responders earlier today during an arrest in McKinley Park.

have they fixed autism yet

I'm bringing my show to the same venue that my dad used to do improv at -- under the direction of Del Close, in 1971, back when the venue was called The Body Politic.

CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS is coming to CHICAGO! Saturday, November 22nd 7:30pm Greenhouse Theater Center Get tickets here: ci.ovationtix.com/36644/produc...

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

Now that’s what I call a pivot

Just my semi regular sobbing laughing fit thinking about Deedee Megadoodoo

look at this sweet photo of baby Holtzmann on the way to the park to walk for the first time

Fuck Matt Shaw. I hope Wrigley let's him know about it

Cubs rookie Matt Shaw skips game to attend funeral for Charlie Kirk: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

Stevie Wonder pays tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire's "September" during tonight's "A Grammy Salute to Earth, Wind & Fire Live"

my name is herbie the cockaroach, hello hot person

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This movie understood America so fucking well it’s insane

biology conference called Germ Lore Fair

what movie do you consider perfect? I talk about it often, but this movie is basically impossible

trans people continue to not be why charlie kirk was killed, continue to have no one stand up for them because a white man lost his job

Hi, I'm Julie! After being fired in February I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans. I can get access to my lifetimes worth of belongings if I can raise the rest of money needed to finish paying the movers. Please share and donate if you can gofund.me/60b1e917

my favorite scene from Ocean's 11 is at the end when claire de lune plays over footage of them watching his neck before parting ways

my favorite scene from There's Something About Mary is when she's like OMG is that hair gel? and then reaches into his neck and grabs a bunch of blood and puts it in her hair

waw

Giant Spider Invasion director and Wisconsin’s own Bill Rebane is filming new footage to be added 50 YEARS LATER. Reanimated Alan Hale Jr.?

i look forward to seeing what the theologian in chief has to say about god and the bible tonight

Gavin: I hate homeless people! Far right dude: I hate homeless people more! Gavin: See how I’m better than that guy?

Based Dua Lipa

imagine hating me and i'm just over here filling your gas tank with bleach

Everyone could use a reminder that the idea behind our system of government is that we cede some of our power to it in exchange for it working on our behalf. When it stops doing that it becomes illegitimate and must be changed. The idea that the people can "betray" a government organ is perverse

its like brazzers for Mennonites

Now Aunt Bee, you know that you can't elope, but you can tell Opie that you're getting married here.