I’m fuckin tired of working on this dumbass assignment!

Why does my hair only look like this when I’m trapped in the house with homework >:(

Trying to write 5-sentence long summaries of movies like Brain Damage and Daughters of Darkness has me writing INSANE sentences no one should have to live like this

🌹ROSEBUD WATCH 2026

[smiling as I add carrots, celery, and onions to my soup] ah, the holy trinity [a cloud crosses my face when I drop a bay leaf into the pot] …and the sin eater

Hey chucklefuck i’m your goddamn huckleberry

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Got a rejection email from an internship where they DID use my name but they used my gov’t name even though their application included a ton of “preferred name” stuff loool

if ur in ur 30s and ur friend group isnt discussing -how to get better at pooping -how to get better at pooping -how to get better at pooping -how to get better at pooping u need to change ur circle

Fantasizing about an oat milk latte like I’m a little under caffeinated race horse

who could have possibly seen this coming besides anyone who's followed this man for longer than five minutes?

Hello 5:30-7:30 am insomnia I did want to relive something I did wrong at work 2 years ago for a few hours instead of sleeping this morning thank you!!

good mornin’ 🌦️ it’s don lockwood’s lucky day 🍀

Having to cut movies out of a hypothetical film festival for an assignment because we have to include reviews from “established review sources like Ebert or newspapers,” lady this movie was shot on video in 1994 and released b/c someone at vinegar syndrome liked it Ebert’s ass was not reviewing it

They could probably just go ahead and pay it directly to my vet actually loooool

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The folks that hire me for GDC have paid crazy fast in the past so I wasn’t worried abt it but it has been a week and I have not yet received the money that is the product of my labor 🤔

“society” demands I “do something about” the two goofy-ass long hairs growing from the bottom of my chin but in an act of defiance I REFUSE (if I trimmed them I wouldn’t have anything to gently stroke and go “hmm” while I do library homework)

Just submitted my paperwork to graduate in December 😵‍💫

When I went to the dentist last week their credit card reader was down so they emailed me a bill with a link so I could pay online, the link gives me a 404 error and they don’t have a phone number on the bill……. I don’t have to pay right???

Hey check this out

Jerking off rules

As the war on Iran intensifies, attacks are killing civilians but also devastating centuries-old palaces, museums, and archaeological treasures - by @thenewarab.bsky.social www.newarab.com/features/us-...

Doing your shot w a bunch of other people then getting into 2 lines and high fiving each other and saying “nice shot” over and over again

Shot day babeeyyy

coast fawn-lily reblog if u agree

Support Sol and Josh please!!!!

Physically pains me that I don’t have room for these CRTs and the fucking LASERDISC PLAYER we found in a street pile in Berkeley today

i’m a simple man i love when my gf wears my clothes and gives me a big kiss

Put on a nice little outfit try to fix my hair go outside and accidentally stick my head directly in a tree

hello! has your community successfully fought against a new Flock contract, or tried (successfully or not) to get one cancelled? I want to hear about it for a piece I’m writing!

top surgery is april 13th, (less than a month away!!!!!!) thank you so much to everyone who has donated, it means more than i could ever have the words for 💖

What should I wear to my friend’s bridal shower in Marin tomorrow 🤔🤔🤔

Just cut my nails in case you were wondering

The homework that’s been bedeviling me has been going a lot faster since I figured out what transitive and intransitive verbs literally 10 minutes ago smgdh

you will never see me participating in the mass psychosis event that is the demonisation of hormonal birth control. i love nexplanon. i love the pill. i love iuds. i love hormones. i love birth control and permanent sterilisation and abortions too.

These toes aren’t gonna suck themselves…. But what if they could????

Rosebud watch 2026

According to new data from UNICEF, 335 children have been killed and another 1529 were injured across the MENA region since the US & Israel launched its war on Iran on Feb 28. UNICEF doesn't name the perpetrators, but it warned that the numbers will likely climb as the conflict enters its 4th week:

I just got the results back from my doctor and they say I’m a lewd dude with a bad ‘tude…. I appreciate lots of attention during this trying time u_u

Tomorrow morning we’ll let the chia seeds talk……..

Willem dafuck

Feelin reeeeal lucky

The dental clinic was so popular today, a line formed down the sidewalk! If you weren't able to be seen at today's dental clinic, please come again Tuesday, March 24th 10am at the Oakland Main Library. We added another date to this service just for you!

timbrell strawberries, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897

The movie Heat but for stealing a loaded meat zeppelin from HoPR

Sooner or later they’re gonna stop letting me back into h*use of pr*me r*b

Oh god my sister just sent me the invitation for my niece’s first bday party and uhhhh

Yeah I still don’t have a job but I am going to go eat a huge amount of meat with with a group of insane beautiful women tonight so I think I’m coming out on top