Who wants to see some ass hair

You should let your girlfriend hit you with a hammer

Being the person who gets killed at a murder mystery party kinda rules

🎵feel the piss on your skin No one else can feel it for you Open up and let it in No one else, no one else Can taste the piss on your lips🎵

I simply cannot get my head in the game this semester thx god it’s almost done

Accidentally introduced a group of cis straight folks to the omegaverse while watching Now You See Me (2013) tonight

wiggling my fingers and saying “don’t mind if i do” before going down on her

I know the Testosterone That Makes You Taller is out there but the woke American medical system won’t let me have it because they know I’ll be too hot 😤😤

One of my friends has shared what I think might be the most well-reasoned take on the trump/zohran meeting and our current political moment

NEWS: Libraries WIN in federal court! A judge in RI issued a permanent injunction stopping the Administration from dismantling the Institute of Museum & Library Services and nullifying all actions taken to do so. Read the ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (More to come from ALA)

Had a pretty healthy breakfast so I decided to remind my body whomst boss by slamming a whole thing of one of those soups you’re supposed to use for like making a casserole and now I feel uhhhh lol uhhhhhh

CA EDD keeps trying to come up with reasons why I shouldn’t get paid unemployment and I think they should cut it out

Sooooo what a fuckin mole??

I’m really glad that my girlfriend and my girlfriend’s girlfriend and my girlfriend’s girlfriend’s girlfriend are all S-tier posters

The youth long to mosh

What if instead of doing my homework I was getting bent over someone’s kitchen island in a cute studio apartment with high ceilings and fucked in such a manner that the tulips leaning elegantly down in their vase on the island all vibrated pollen onto the top of my head 🤔🤔🤔

Doing a mandatory “freedom of expression” training for school and all of the images are bad AI

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

Got more seeds in this bed even tho it’s not supposed to rain again for a while pray for them 🙏

Someone (no idea who) threw a bunch of poppy seeds out in our front yard (which is just a bunch of black mulch & landscape fabric our landlord put down) a few months ago and suddenly there are poppies coming up in the mulch hmmm

Goldfinches eating pollen out of the purple sage :)

Nice light this morning

Maybe I should get into foraging

Lynne Manuel Miramsay

So I was just flipping through a book of Japanese photomontage movie posters I have and came across a poster for The Convent (2000) that I had no idea existed????

One thing I can say with confidence is I will NOT be seeing the new “chimpanzee goes nuts and attacks family” movie that’s coming out & using “the chimp gets bit & gets rabies” as the reason it flips out is a cop out!! Chimps will simply fuck you up absolutely brutal style!!!

I love my gay-ass life

This afternoon, OUSD sent an email alert to parents confirming ICE activity in West Oakland. We are re-sharing COYOTE's 'What We Can Do About ICE' guide to help our communities stay ready and empowered in alarming moments like this. Please share with your neighbors and friends.

oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy I’m not sure this counts as a meme but

Whenever any of my trans girl friends start talking about feeling bad and tired

Oh god damnit Castration Movie pt 2 is playing the night of a close friend’s show & hosted by someone I disrespect

What do y’all know abt taking a Dutch oven with a raw chicken in it on the bus

Unboxing history: the California Prison Press periodicals are back from digitization! Rare publications written by incarcerated people, now preserved and ready to share their voices again. #unboxing #archives #digitization #PrisonPress #Library

What if instead of doing homework I was getting railed silly rn…… really makes you think…..

I would fuck up a little hand-sized cheeseburger rn

My rational brain understands the data & everything abt 1 set of stairs being statistically just as safe but whenever I see this stuff I remember being in my old apartment when we only had 1 working staircase & realizing in the middle of the night that the back door was stuck & we had no way out 🫠

Big news on the “eat goop for breakfast” front, I think I might be into chia seed pudding now

Hello and welcome to another episode of “what the hell is my hair doing”

HOPE POWERED KILLDOZER

My throat misses a hand

@eeveelution.bsky.social had us do a different workout instead of lifting today and I am in SHAMBLES

Oakland folks that may be facing food insecurity: the Town Fridge on Bartlett is totally full right now, and we just put some vegetarian meals in there. There's some meat stews and other stuff too.

Why is the lilac flowering come on man!!!!!

Why did I wake up so grumpy I dislike this shit

Oh my gooooddd another big fuckin mess in the queer scene has turned into an opportunity for people to say “well I sensed it was bad all along” quelle shocker

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

I am awake but my bus is not running u_u

I loudly told someone to put their phone away after they took it out MULTIPLE TIMES to take pictures of the screen at the silent film festival & my gf thought it was hot 😏