#Emoetry #Kindness #Poetrt

#emoetry #poetry #rhyme #kindness

Like every good Christian, I just wanted to make sure Jesus didn’t come back until after I had carnal knowledge of a woman. ✅ Big Sandals, have at it.

I would be so thrilled if the weirdo Christians were right this time. I’m tired.

My daughter keeps fighting sleep

#Emoetry #Jittery #Poetry

Some of you need to receive this word:

Connections Puzzle #833 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I need to find/design the perfect hotdog/sausage bun to be able to hold this goodness.

Husband/Father/Christian is just Rambo

When Clark gushes over Bruce:

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Tonight the music seems so loud, I wish that we could lose this crowd. Maybe, it’s better this way. We hurt each other with the things we want to say. #LyricsIWishIWrote

Hopefully I’ll be sleep again soon but, ask me something fun! I love yapping and collecting good questions.

The Gummie:

Wordle 1,555 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,554 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I need a Norfolk loctitian.

Yikes. Only one has allegations.

#Impotent #Emoetry #Crush

My first student loan bill.

First time I had Pho. This one time I had sushi in Georgetown.

Remmick, when he showed up at them white people’s house:

A BLACK MAN DIRECTED THE GREATEST KING ARTHUR FILM OF ALL TIME!?

Cha Cha Slide Pt. 2 x Percolator Remix went triple platinum at our parties and teen clubs.

“Send to new group” Fuck you.

Wordle 1,553 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I cooked with olives for the first time ever, based on dish I had in 2016. I was delighted to find out they sold garlic stuffed olives and picked those up. As I was pouring some out of the jar, into the pan, I realized I’d somehow grabbed the jalapeño stuffed olives. Dish turned out great!

When Jesus turned the water into Peter walking on water but seeing the waves and doubting wine of little faith.

Yap and eat. Think and drink. In that order.

Spotify… what this background got to do with Bruno?

… why is it hot?

Jigsaw:

#Emoetry #Generous #Poetry

King Arthur (2004) To feel something.

Clock don’t mark the hours because I’m going nuts

Connections Puzzle #830 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Wordle 1,552 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Please rise 🫡 open.spotify.com/track/4XoP1A...

It feels like he’s pushing the Christians to admit they’re full of shit. A golden statue! THE FRONTAL LOBE SHORTY!

Mans came in at 9am and ordered a shot of whiskey and an espresso martini.

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