Steven Universe and the Botanical Garden

I would like to never enter a cornfield in my life. At most, I hide, a few feet in, where I can see if the killer comes, but they likely won’t have any idea where we might be (it’s night).

Mafia.

Well, certainly never talk to that friend again.

Vampires.

Me asking for directions at the kink-party:

A sad truth of harsh parenting is how few of them ever even gave gentle a try. That’s just who they were. It was always going to be harshness because there’s no gentleness within them. It wouldn’t have mattered how well/differently/better behaved the child was.

Four Girls?

Why my mom just call me a bitch!? (She didn’t answer the phone).

Last grandparent is 94/5.

Hadn’t thought about it, but no.

Domestic Worker Carpenter Math Teacher Gas Station owner and Truck Driver

Also, VA.

Hampton, VA.

“Classhole.”

And several things I’d been putting off for over a month did in less than an hour

Connections Puzzle #1041 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,763 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Maybe it works better in the comics but the Anti-Life Equation is such a dud of a plot point.

More Arrowverse actors should be out here getting roles. Where they at? Candice, come home.

I regret to report that making a list of what I wanted to do today really did help.

Having a toddler is fun in how they're a mirror. She'll do something slightly troubling and then I'm like, "oh, shit. I do that."

An apple fritter would really start this day off right.....

Kal El:

I’m up because my dog decided to bark at 5:30😒😒

I thought I was outta here!

If you're planning on killing yourself and others, please scribe your name on the top of the list. Start with the man in the mirror so no one else has to suffer from his ways.

My daughter and I switched robes this morning. She’s getting yogurt all over mine.

Marvin Gaye:

Last I saw, things were heading toward a dickathon, so, maybe Big Sandals intervened.

I don’t know what to do. I’m always in the dark..

When I come home after brunch:

I’m finna fuck a brisket sammich UP w some curly fries 😂

Connections Puzzle #1039 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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I definitely have a favorite cousin! But, outside of wife and child, I feel like I have favorites for different categories.

the bugs are starting to come out and i am NOT happy about it

“We know that *you* have been to BALtimore, Maryland..”

Bacon for breakfast, razors/shaving for women, the toaster and other household appliances, automobiles and every connected industry, diamonds as a symbol for love, fast fashion…

Baby, that’s Little Richard.

Oh, this might be my truth.

Schitt’s Creek

New Orleans 🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾