First time I’ve seen a negative, “look at the material.” Still works 😂😂😂

So many families have a big popcorn tin full of pennies they been meaning to roll up and take down to the bank. This about to be the great exchange of wealth!

I guess 38 is old enough to start thinking everyone is too damn young. We’re in the hospital and every doctor and nurse looks about 16.

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You been hit by a smooth hymnal

The cool thing about having a toddler is you, sometimes get to spend the evening and night checking and assessing symptoms, weighing if it will be helpful, harmful, or neutral to go to the emergency room because, by now you’ve spent enough hours on false alarm nights to not want to waste the time.

i am a SLUT for some spinach artichoke dip

Chill af

Old Fashioned

HR calling you in with print outs of your skeets:

“We are trying!” 🤝🏾 “I got a vasectomy” 🤝🏾 “We FUCKING Fucking”

#MyKneesHurtSky 🤝🏾 #DroppedDownAndGotMyEagleOnSky

Whenever I'm wondering why an artist didn't pop more, I look up what else was going on in music during their debut year: who was top of the charts, what was the ethos of the music scene, etc.? Often I'm like, "Oh! Yeah, they never stood a chance." (Also explains why Swift started with Country).

#canneverfigureouttheburnersky #yallknowimoldhelpmeout

Currently. Brown sugar, iced, oatmilk.

It's really like four people I connected with in middle school.

Run a mile in jeans off half a bag of chips.

Meanness

... Romance.

Perpetually.

Magnolia

All faithfolk ain’t kinfolk.

Butter in the pan.

Lately x Tyrese.

Smile, always. Hair, since the locs.

... women in male dominated fields!

I got myself a notion..

Klay shot the ball backwards the other day. Meg fucking that man wig off.

Bill and Ted:

DO YOU REMEMBER, GIRL? ON THE PHONE… YOU & ME… ‘TIL DAWN ‘TIL THREE WHAT ABOUT US, GIRL? DO YA? DO YA? DO YA? DO YA? DO YA? IN THE PARK! ON THE BEACH!

Mfs in November:

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I might need to rewatch S1 of Westworld. Geoffrey Wright is magnificent. I need more of him.

Just had my first desire for Drafts.

“Your hand behind my head..” #Emoetry

Mochi Donuts >>>>>>

Me and Korean food go together real bad btw.

Do you remember what happened in Defiance? Do you know what happened in Defiance, Ohio?

Target about to become K-Mart lmfaooo crazy af

The chicken taste like it came out a Brita Filter.

Will Smith:

2010. Top floor, two bed, two bath, vaulted ceilings, electric fireplace, balcony… $800.