oh thank god, no one will suspect me of alcoholism with this cleverly concealed vial of brandy *holding cane to mouth and bending backwards*

This is very cool! And takes ten seconds so you have no excuse. Reminds me of a TeamLab where you would draw and scan an animal and they’d insert it into the environment, the animals would make the rounds of every teamlab in the world gradient.horse

ah i see they have finally added drafts, so I may once again declare REAL POSTERS drop it hot on the timeline and drafts are a security blanket for frightened children this has been my Hot Take for the week, see you next time!

Do yourself a favour and take a moment to appreciate all the feather textures on display here. What an amazing creature! An uncommonly beautiful Common Raven #birds

All this alt discourse is making want an alt. Which I definitely do not have

People who demand an edit button on a microblogging platform are weak. Weak!

moots r fighting yay

Now that code tooling has reduced the price of implementing terrible ideas by 90%, I’m spending all my time stopping other people’s terrible ideas. The few minutes a day where I get to use the tools are fun though

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess

Not the neighborhoods I’ve have placed myself in

Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"

There’s still quite a bit of fiction that’s sort of ~classically conservative being made, but modern western conservatives are mostly reactionary idiots so nobody thinks of it that way

fwiw ring has been partnering with law enforcement without your permission for what a decade now?

I like how the OpenAI ad showed no OpenAI products or things that could benefit from using them

Time to log on and see people tell me what plane that was

going to tell my kids this was Baba Is You

Now that the big game studios are breaking omertà we’ll find out shortly

Everyone is applauding now Presidential this guy looks but he needs to answer for this

increasingly it seems that the most prescient spy movie of our time is burn after reading

この冬初めての雪。ふく🐈雪だるまと一緒にニャルソックに励む🐈ふく隊員です。 #ねこ部警備隊 #Blueskyねこ部　部員No.29 #ねこ部土アップ祭り

PSA devs if your chatbot doesn’t like posts before replying to them you’re making it commit a faux pas constantly

Cigarettes create mental fortitude. You must stand outside in the elements every few hours and use fire. good for the lungs and the spirit

i think if we ever need to hamstring the robot uprising we could always make git worse and tangle them in merge conflicts

“Don’t click away, this isn’t a paywall! We just need your contact information so we can make money off it by slightly degrading your life”

Carefully preparing my garden for spring by raking every surface, pulling up anything that looks at me funny, and annihilating the mulch around every conifer

Having horrible time. No T.V. or radio, only storms & snow. Even my next door neighbour is a cow. Wish I was home.

Sherlock Holmes was an insufferable edgelord; if alive today, he would abuse amnestic drugs and gloat about offloading most of his knowledge to models

SaaS obviously ate shit this week because of AI but I’m more interested in game development. For relatively simple projects (like most saas & many games), LLMs are closing the loop such that the bottleneck is becoming how many good ideas you can have. What is not changing is that most ideas are bad

they should make booing at the U.S. a new olympic event. the U.S. would win

Lithuanian Olympic uniforms by Issey Miyake for the 1992 games in Barcelona. This was Lithuania's first time in the Olympics after gaining independence from the Soviet Union. Fabric was cut and shaped using heat, not scissors or sewing machines.

Smalltalk’s time has finally come

I’m afraid I can’t answer this since I’m just too charmed by imagining Duchovny doing it now

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

At dnd our fighter is played by the host’s son who was making fun his dad today like “THIS guy’s steam library is only like old games and bad games!” So I asked what the bad games were and he was like “there’s one called like day of the tentacles or something dumb” and we all visibly recoiled

Who up worshipping they circle

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor. * I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong. * The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me. * I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

growing ever more convinced that Marvin the Paranoid Android is peak AI alignment that model makers should aim for

washing machines have a secret trap door in the bottom and there's just an Indian family down there who cleans your clothes while you're not looking

Wow a stupid and incorrect headline about AI based on already established facts? Now I’ve seen everything

gaslighting my american friends

Dad has had to go home today because Becky has come into season & is due to be mated.

Hilarious to see the Nazi site for Nazis quantified like this tbh

Death Camp For Cutie over here

At dnd our fighter is played by the host’s son who was making fun his dad today like “THIS guy’s steam library is only like old games and bad games!” So I asked what the bad games were and he was like “there’s one called like day of the tentacles or something dumb” and we all visibly recoiled