his window’s already passed so he’s shooting out the ass

Le sigh.

i modelled this a while ago. and while it really helped me then im thinking it might be not as helpful as id hoped now??

screeching I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU BUT SOMEHOW I KNEW I WOULD WILL IT BE LIKE THIS FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER FOREVER open.spotify.com/track/1gVsiq...?

my mam is obsessed with watching westerners speaking in fluent cantonese

making yet another email for a free trial

americans ruined the word rubber for eraser

Meta AI stays asking the tough questions everyone had on their mind

the way she sings the first line for some reason kills me, it’s very nothing’s gonna hurt you baby open.spotify.com/track/0doTgR...

trying a thing where i do bad sketches til it becomes a habit again and i am good again lol

i used a muji notebook ive not used for ages despite loving it pre and during uni, and the paper. absolutely shits all over hobonichi’s thin ass sheets

we’ll take the train out to the sea my arse was always raging

done some chinese writing practice 🫡 sort of remembering when i learned them when i was a kid? also if i can learn a random made up language in chants of sennaar, i can do this

finally cracking open a cold one

WE LOOK OUT UPON THE THE SEA open.spotify.com/track/3aYVRa...

“sits peeing down” is something i would say irl when my brain is moving faster than my mouth. i called meatloaf “meatball” yesterday

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

sits peeing down

Koinobori

omg the fish and chip shop are doing scotch eggs but the sausage layer is prawn??? sign me the fuck up

Cheetahs are the most timid of big cats, with no recorded attacks on humans in southern Africa. Their docile nature made them popular pets in ancient times.

he doesn’t know im here

insane to me how pretty this makeup is

the pharmacist: do you take drugs or alcohol? do you smoke? me: no, rarely, no (😇) him: wow you save a lot of money

my mam said she wants to put my study of picasso’s weeping woman over the toilet, which i find rude

it should be illegal for doctors and pharmacists to ring you earlier than planned

This amazing cat moved in across the street from us and I’m obsessed

woof

thinking

ate some of this fish today for tea

rewatching late night with the devil as a treat

howay then who’s buying

dyou ever think grogu referred to the mandalorian as mandy

pls get away from me you’re not soup

watching the end of the terror (putting it off bc upsetting to me lol)

going to find out what jambon beurre is all about, sometime next week

(after burning an effigy) Alright, nice work, gang. That's a great start, but remember the real guy's still out there.

seriously considering bringing a rucksack to town tomorrow, to secure the (large) lao gan ma bag

tried a delicious "coffee" this morning. a type of rich chowder made of beans. similar to japanese miso, with an intriguing flavour of wood

Knight ready for love [ #art | #oc ]

enjoying how the first aid kit in a little to the left has garlic and ginger in it

i havent done much today and yet i am exhausted

she is so mad omg youtu.be/IrGd4xIhTN0?...

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to have a special interest or hobby that doesn’t have a bigger purpose than making you happy. If it does not make you happy it’s ok to stop. It’s all learning even learning you didn’t actually want to do that thing in the first place.

trying to decide on how long to give myself to do drawings

based on these replies and quotes, i'm glad that we all think rape is really fucking funny whenever it happens to a man. i'm glad assault, drugging, racial abuse, professional retribution, illegal surveillance, and physicals threats of violence are a big Joke depending on the audience!!!