im wearing wide leg jeans and it’s making me feel like im 15 years old, i dunt like it 😭

people who suddenly turn to catholicism bc of the aesthetic and they want to be a trad wife, they’re so wild to me as someone who was born into catholicism? like if the phrase “our father” at any random moment doesn’t trigger you into the lord’s prayer like a sleeper cell, u aren’t catholic imho

chippy (and fish) dinner today, very catholic

cosplaying as a mouse (snuggled in my bed with the covers tucked under my chin)

i remember the film annihilation cos ive seen it twice and liked it, but the book sounds a million times more interesting

preordered copy of the new uketsu arrives today ‼️ im impatient

That time I saw yer dad in the Natural History Museum.

11 years ago, lady gaga announced that she would be starring in american horror story: hotel

First protein cigarette will go hard

wb…yeah what’s that stand for, white beople

i keep seeing this with recently published books, the author basically goes “racism? did you know it’s bad?” or “classism is bad” in a really obvious way that doesn’t allow the reader to come to the conclusion themselves by reading the story. and it bugs me

⭐️⭐️ i was ignoring the annoying descriptions (“he was ambition and strong coffee”) and the weird poetry-wannabe formatting to find out the twist, then the twist pissed me off lol

normalise bringing pikmin to the club

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

Girls Peeing Everywhere

im in my reading cocoon

TOKYO JUNGLE CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012 PLAYSTATION 3

love how my end of year review summary says i smile and im polite, when i don’t really smile unless something is funny?

if i had a pound for every book ive read that’s ended up involving three daughters, governed by a patriarchal father and isolated by water, id be very rich

this on a book is quite funny. is it bc its YA

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

took this yesterday while leaving and was somehow convinced it was the ugliest photo in the world, having facial dysmorphia is wild

as an aside: god, imagine getting a card or love letter on an anniversary

kill all fake lovers

last year easter eggs were pistachio and croissant themed, this year it’s more of the same? in a real food trend drought it seems

what kind of petrol station has waitrose eggs. does waitrose do petrol stations now

i wish my natural mental state wasn’t so impulsive and frantic

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Don't worry! That sound you hear in the darkness is merely the deer slithering

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

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Hellraiser chic is here and I’m honestly not mad about it

BARAD DÛR

i cant find my post about holding up my chinese pancake and going “this is my body”

baby want sloppies

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

feels like i last picked up my medication a short time ago, it’s been about 21 days. february is too short

trying to dampen being grumpy with eating a wrap and think it has worked

farmer who’s given his business worth millions to his adult children to try avoiding inheritance tax: we’re just normal men

if it’s a farmer pub, accurate

guy who thinks Ai is just some guy called Al

problem is i have to wear them if i want to avoid like 90% of headaches lol

i have these glasses with my correct prescription and i can see perfectly in them, but theyre also ginormous

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

cliché book cover designs: • decaying dead animal, usually a hare/rat/bird/lamb overlaid with slightly condensed serif font in all caps • old style fruit still life/portrait/scene of animals fighting overlaid with neon green or pink text, impact bold style typeface • a ripe pomegranate/orange