This is an excellent Alt Text generator.

My spirit animal.

I'm ded.

At least he has a hobby he's passionate about.

Where's the damn corkscrew?

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Dogs and babies.

Puppy cleanser.

You can have my iced coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

This is how I access Bluesky...

Dogs are endlessly amusing.

Punch runs to his favorite human.

This site is really cool. You can combine content from multiple platforms into a single interface. Especially useful for people who are on both Bluesky and Mastodon. The app is still in private beta, but I set up my account and created a feed in my web browser. surf.social/discover

My favorite combination—babies with puppies.

Caturday cleanser.

I've decided not to participate in Daylight Saving Time this year. Everyone will just have to work around me.

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

You go, girl!

Kitten cleanser.

Not quite the same thrill.

Child prodigy and future rock star.

How I feel when someone blocks me...

I love him so much.

Probably cheaper than gas right now.

How I arrived on Bluesky...

Feed cleanser.

Oh, FFS! - A Modern-Day Memoir

The best sound in the world.

What else was I supposed to use? I left my switchblade in my other pair of jorts.

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

Follow me for more recipes.

*saves for future reference*

Dogs love sticks.

It was a simpler time.

A labor of love for an icon.

What is this sorcery?

🎶 Oh-oh, you think you're something special Oh-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you got a car That don't impress me much 🎶

Adora-bull.

Forget flowers. Get me what I really want.

Me: The DOW is over 50,000 dollars. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. Americans' 401(k)s and retirement savings are booming. That's what we should be talking about. Officer: For the last time, ma'am, your license and registration.

As is virtually any other time.

It may be Friday the 13th, but I'm not superstitious.

The scariest part about today being Friday the 13th is that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Plan accordingly.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Jason tonight.

Not sure what I'm doing wrong.

You all would not believe the day I've had. I may or may not be drinking right now.