In case you want to know what I thought of One Battle After Another...

So which film is gonna get thrown under the bus come awards season? SINNERS or ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER?

I can't wait for white supremacists to get big mad at the new Peacemaker episode.

This will go down in history as one of the most important half hours of television ever recorded.

Disney released this trailer to distract from the fact that they just gave Trump and the FCC their lunch money. I can't wait to see Gina Carano hastily put into this film to pander to Nazis.

I watch this short anytime I even THINK of writing a comedy. Every line perfectly timed. Every shot, a stroke of comedic genius. "Pronoun trouble."

Fellow sober folks, a reminder: However bad things get, you don’t have to drink over it.

Forced mourning is what they do in North Korea. Not the United States of America.

When MICHAEL FUCKING EISNER is the voice of reason, you fucked up Disney.

That's all I'm going to say about Jimmy Kimmel. If you're into Substack, sign up! I may do more non-video essays in the future.

Exactly this

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

Day One.

That's all I'm going to say about current events.

I CANNOT stress the importance of Sesame Street enough. @movieswithmark.bsky.social did a fantastic job breaking this down.

congrats to pizzagate for making the main epstein guy president

I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…” Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.

As a photographer, I love this fact.

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Fully prepared for months of people trying to gaslight folks into believing Heathcliff is white in Bronte’s novel so they won’t have to contend with questions of why Emerald Fennell decided romanticism, class, and desire could only be explored through whiteness in the year 2026.

The White House is going to do everything they can to keep this press conference quiet. When they do, ask yourself why.

Hearing jets fly over while these brave women are opening up about being victims of Epstein pisses me off so much.

Here's a better summary just incase anyone actually thought Doug Cameoing in Smiling Friends meant he's absolved of everything he's been apart of. Video by Lady Emily.

So, it's gonna be 🔥🔥🔥🔥 then?

I have Deranged, Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and The Silence of the Lambs on 4K. I have no need to see heartthrob Ed Gein.

If Obama said this about Fox News and Rush Limbaugh...

You have no idea as a Toledoan how much I love the fact that my city and Hollywood Casino serve as the climax of the film.

Imagine if this headline happened under Biden. Not only would right wing media cover this 24/7, but right wing extremists would make January 6th look like a fucking field day. #TrumpisaCommunist

Patrick Swayze’s Pabst Blue Ribbon disco dancing commercial rules.

I talked about my sincere love for the opening scene of KPop Demon Hunters: 3.5K views, which is pretty good for me. Man, I'm doing it all wrong. If I wanted more views, I should have just shat on "wOkE dIsNeY." I also should've just said, 'Rachel Zegler should be executed for film criticism!"

OK, shut up and take my money.

Linkin Park was awesome live!

I do not know thing one about Kpop...and I want to see this become a franchise.

The fact that Ben Mankiewicz is just straight up kissing these guys asses just proves why I despise this nepo baby hack. This is such a great video as to why I despise this idea.

The Beware of Darkness needle drop in Weapons...*Chef's kiss*.

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The only thing I hate about Dexter is Dexter's fans. Jordan Peele could write and direct the series finale and people would still bitch. I dig Resurrection, but I'm not a fan of the monster of the week angle.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

Let me say this again for the umpteenth time...if you voted for Jill Stein or didn't vote at all, go fuck yourself. HOST BODY. FUCKING HOST BODY. You guys sure showed Kamala Harris.

How did I start my birthday? I watched The Naked Gun. Not only is this one of the funniest films of the year, but it's also one of the best films of the year. Take notes Happy Gilmore 2.

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I would totally buy the inevitable, overpriced 4K Steelbook of Kpop Demon Hunters.

Wow, this is so good.

HA...and I cannot stress this enough...HA.

From the author of numerous hitpieces involving minority actors comes...

The people telling America they’re going to give the Epstein truth, are meeting with the perpetrators & not the victims That should be the daily headline The fact is isn't says everything Mainstream media is protecting & covering for a child rapist and sex trafficker, sitting in the Oval Office

My 8 year old self's #Letterboxd Top 4.