Their casual name for liquor stores is a slur.

Massachusetts is basically 4chan. They have White's Bakery and a gas station called "Cummies."

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

NEW: beginning january 1, chicago will ban unhoused people on the sex offense registry from seeking shelter on public transit. it’s the latest in a concerted effort by mayor johnson’s admin to criminalize homelessness on cta trains + buses and in public parks during the coldest months of the year.

I'm a mom, not a conservationist! youtu.be/8dVy8nwo5cc?...

🎼 There is a doggie on a cloud I like to go there when I sleep 😪 Petting the dog is not allowed 🤬 But I still do it on the cloud 😈

Should auld acquaintance be forgot my ass (it'll never be forgot)

New Paw Patrol member who doesn't wear a uniform and only says he ñworks for "a government agency"

Duolingo mascot Duo the owl at a pop-up in Shibuya, Tokyo

actually a funny one was when a truck driver in the parking lot of hannafords waved me through the crosswalk, then yelled "dirtbag!" at me when i followed his instructions

I guess it's not at all surprising that the most popular modern Christmas movie is an anti-feminist piece of copaganda. But I think what makes it so "American" is the ideologically mixed message concerning capitalism. #filmsky

When I was on CNN's northeast desk, the first job at 6a every morning was to read the local papers. That guided some of what the massive CNN machine followed every day. When those papers die, CNN doesn't hire new regional reporters. What you get instead is more panel shows, more punditry.

Visiting with Charlie (6) and Amelia (3) and getting all kinds of ideas for toys I need. Magnetiles plus they have this great floor-level "sofa" called a Nugget which I'm coveting (although it might be more sensible just to get some foam pads for the floor).

I think I posted this mashup before.

“They wasted our lives like pieces of scrap paper,” Mr. Sato said. “Never die for Emperor or country.” Instead, live your life with a wonderful doggie! www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/w...

Merry Christmas

🎼 There is a doggie on a cloud I like to go there when I sleep 😪 Petting the dog is not allowed 🤬 But I still do it on the cloud 😈

"I'm In The Longest Pipe This Morning" 2025/12/25. (East Japanese Tree Frog)

strong counter argument against moving to portland right here if the governor is cutting funding for preschools on christmas eve jfc. the type of shit that'd happen before the ghosts of christmas show up

Matrix-style getting ready montage where I'm donning my gay apparel

The priority for the democrats should be figuring out ways to discourage male voting A bit campaign that voting is soy or something

ok team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any if you, a girl, go home with a girl, and she has dishes in his sink and plays with them like this, does that give you the ick

The avuncular gun-killer

(any game with a fast travel system) This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism would be infeasible to build in most American cities

It's happening again

I gave myself a somewhat panicked haircut the night before starting Christmas travel, and then at 5:15 the next morning I had to touch it up because the mullet was too unruly

Neighbors' roof

Israeli occupation forces distributed warning leaflets in Tubas, in the northern occupied West Bank, this morning, threatening Palestinian residents that posting, sharing, or publishing online content critical of Israel would be treated as a terrorist offense, potentially resulting in arrest or 1/2

Important work using U.S. tax data shows businesses have absorbed minimum wage increases without affecting employment, and through higher revenue-likely reflecting price & productivity offsets. Also shows how reallocation towards more productive firms offers another margin of adjustment.

In a profile of Stephen Miller with @swin24.bsky.social, we reported he’s privately laughed off immigrant families’ “sob stories.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... Speaking last night on Fox about the spiked CECOT story, Miller laughed about how ‘60 Minutes’ is “trying to tell sob stories."

For anyone that thought disinformation was a social media problem, it’s great to see all of the legacy media organizations giving best book of the year to a Princeton University press published book full of Covid disinformation.

That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?

(trying to sound like I travel a lot) "They're letting too many people wield the Delta Sky Club."

Under compulsory veganism, the only "Legal Seafoods" will be kelp.

Wait I thought this was obvious. Did we not already know this? I could've told 'em this from introspection lol. scitechdaily.com?p=505139

Moshi moshi

@puddleofbrain.bsky.social finally got your print set up on the wall. It's gorgeous. I love the newsprint packing paper too -- cool bonus.

"Parson Weems' Fable" most beautiful phrase in the english language

Tl;dr he said the opposite

Let's all be mad at Yoko Kanno for doing such a good job at pastiching Björk. You should never make a perfect pastiche of Björk, I wouldn't want to listen to that over and over and it wouldn't be perfect for the soundtrack of a show about a sci fi police tactical team.

Here's my impression of Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex. Stop! It's the police! (Bjork pastiche begins playing)

You might be a lib if .... [audience members shouting] YOU THINK THE CASTRO BROTHERS ARE JULIÁN AND JOAQUÍN.

Classic reply. We spoke to Flock safety, the manufacturer of these cameras, about privacy concerns. "How is that being addressed?" ABC7 News reporter Luz Pena asked. "If you're not involved in a crime, you shouldn't be concerned about privacy," said Lily Ho, Public Affairs for Flock Safety.