the weird thing is that at roughly the same time calvin could fantasize about bombing his elementary school from a fighter jet in national syndication

the goofus and gallant of cyberpunk godfathers

big day for slapstick between the bison guy and the russian turret gunner. not sure I like people getting tossed around like sacks of potatoes very much

it's a good thing it was all sparked by the statue and not anything lurking in the hearts of man! so a new statue should fix it

haven't seen a septum piercing in a while. congrats to girls with septum piercings everywhere

still, "many of us come from the suburbs, and it destroys the lives of countless people there" applies to a lot of things and goes pretty hard

would you ask a nutritionist about their bedtime routine? stay in your lane

fourth level assistant scrolling instagram while kelce is put through a series of temple grandin cattle soothing machines in the background

yeah sorry man they distilled that feeling down to its chemical essence and it turns out it was "late night conversations on these hit different" or "water tastes good at night," you can have that feeling with perfect efficiency now

you don't here about "warez" much anymore

its okay those guys are clearly doing an mst3k style ironic commentary track

aww the poor artemis astronauts

I feel like batman or halo...

maw of hell type sunset out there

what's the difference between my wife and my father in the country? about the same as in the city

good bit to put him going "people just walking, jogging" over the video of a guy loudly doing a wheelie

hell yeah they're gonna bomb my house by accident

pedantic but also not even really accurate. if you were watching a football game and the announcer said one team stopped a push by the other team you wouldn't say it was wrong because the second team still wanted to score

I don't really blame europeans for being cagey about AC, it is a miraculous technology but it does sort of come with a bunch of obligate lifestyle changes that massively alienate you from your environment

not a big fan of these zombie chapters from miura's friends/assistants or whoever so far. I guess it's good it gets to end but there's no tension in the art anymore and the art is the whole thing

it's not really contradictory that preventable things happen, especially since tetanus isn't, like, a virus that can go extinct but a ubiquitous soil bacteria

the war in iraq takes a lot of emotional bandwidth to process. a guy choking on a pretzel and doing folksy malapropisms? everybody can enjoy that. anyway let's just harp on the funny stuff and never create popular will to hold anyone accountable, okay citizen?

Some people think finding a penny is good luck. i consider it a slap in the face

thought this was a quadcopter drone and I was like "wow that's a lot of foresight for a clipart gallery"

nooo don't do it!!

don't really like the pokemon aspect of birding. if you can't retain your childlike wonder at seeing the same sparrow every day I don't think you're going to make it

Current* conditions near Silver Lake, MI:

loneliness in jersey city

why would we need to ban them when they were created by absurd regulatory incentives to begin with. just change the regulations!

anyway sorry to everyone with bad dads, which as the disclaimers on every fathers day post indicate was many of you, but my dad was basically this guy

don't like when people talk about "yapping," that's what a small dog does. I am baying and howling about my interests

do you think just calling him "jon jerkoff" felt like a bridge too far even for trump

just did this with my apple oem leather phone case for my increasingly obsolete phone, great ergonomic decision, thought it wasn't bothering me that it was falling apart but it's like night and day. got what appeared to be the last one on earth on ebay

probably twitter prior to like, 2014

what does "breaking the wheel" mean here that it would be good to make your own small wheel. I thought the wheel was like, cyclical oppression. wouldn't be quibbling except that this person is a writer

I think some of you guys get a little too invested in never overlapping with chuds anywhere versus coming to conclusions you stand by from first principles

line from a leonard cohen song if he was born in 1998

whatever else you want to say about it this also definitely not even true, right? whatever kinds of statistics you run *solely* on a single person's corpus of writings you're not going to get something that can respond to arbitrary prompts coherently

"let the oil flow" the traditional benediction of the american people

I don't think AC is inherently evil but I do kind of think if it's intolerable for humans to be outside half the year maybe humans shouldn't be there

wouldn't put it past bob dylan to have used AI for this, which he allegedly does(!) for his patreon(!!). it's got that cadence a little bit but it's also not too different from the authorial voice in chronicles or whatever

if new york is a real city there ought to be a minor, tasteful amount of rioting this evening. we'll see I guess

Buford West, 6/13/2026, 8:31:43 PM

love finding one of those japanese art accounts on twitter with like 137 followers that posts three transcendentally good charcoal drawings every day

I feel like if you zoom out one more level and accept that dc is kind of a garish neoclassical theme park to begin with it doesn't really feel that bad. like, it certainly clashes, but it's not substantially less embarrassing

slow times create smooth people. smooth people create fast times. fast times create slow people. slow people create smooth times. and so on

there are a lot of chuds in the midwest but people really do have a cartoonish idea of how homogenous it is, the people of lawrence kansas are not learning about world affairs for the first time due to the world cup

when someone is trying to tell me about the super blood hunters moon that only happens once every 34 years

summer is bad on the internet because everyone cool and functional is floating down a river in an intertube (I’m not doing that I’m here)