Just heard Grizz Chapman died. Truly a nice, warm man who loved comedy and loved the recognition he got from 30 Rock. Did a handful of shows with him my first few years in New York and couldn't have been cooler to everyone he came across there.

aka Odo gets to shapeshift this episode

when you see this you know it's gonna be a banger

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

"I now pronounce you, grifter and griftee"

Donald Trump campaigned on the largest deportation program in history. The Laken Riley Act was the very first step of that agenda. Every Democrat in the Minnesota congressional delegation saw what was coming. Except for one - Congresswoman Angie Craig.

Absolutely true. In IT we are faced with two realities we dare not speak their name. 1. Leadership is 100% convinced that AI is the next wave of revenue growth via salary displacement and 2. We are forced to market ourselves as pro AI, essentially we are pigs who baste ourselves in the oven.

one of these days I gotta pick up my phone and see Something Great Happened again. it's been too long tbh

if you call in to a call center one minute before it closes then I think you're a bad person

Okay, fine, I’ve also switched my default search engine to DuckDuckGr [Minnesota IP address detected].

I don't understand how I can shuffle half my plex tv show library and still get the same 4 episodes of recess nearly every time

arby's restaurant sign, route 11, birmingham, alabama, 1980

2nd american dad! episode revolving around a poopy in a pool

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

30 years later and I understand this line now more than ever. #TheSimpsons episode “Homerpalooza” first aired May 19, 1996.

I love doing the right thing only when there’s absolutely nothing to lose

devastated to learn that the upcoming movie is not about the mandolin and Rogu

at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz

wolves might be cooked, fried, and fricasseed huh

“it should be <somebody already super famous>” no it should not. it should be some scrappy kid from the west end who’s killed in a couple of indies

Becoming important at work:

in the middle of skyrocketing gas prices, carbon reduction goals, a budget deficit, and an ailing downtown sacramento, gavin newsom is trying to force every californian state worker to pack into offices like sardines citing fake numbers about nonexistent space. not even pretending it has merit too.

Strong Bad after December 2010

someone in their 80s has done more than enough for the world at that point. you deserve to rest and live out your life in ease. the world has changed and it's more than likely you haven't kept up. put your feet up and let the kids take over ffs

but it's ableist to say they shouldn't be in congress

Every time you make a "tranny" joke, every time you overlook the way we're treated, every time you get irritated when someone brings up pronouns, every time you hesitate and act weird about a trans person in a bathroom, you feed the culture that murdered Juniper Blessing.

Also, THE protest song for the current moment already exists, it's been out for a decade, and it just happens to be a little diddy by YG and the late Nipsey Hussle

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

I should be allowed to refuse tickets if the person's brain is smooth as stainless steel

Darude - Sandstorm

you see The Boys is just SATIRIZING shows where nothing happens

This was so thoughtful & beautifully articulated. And it’s something that we can’t take for granted. To be able to say these truths on platforms. Because we are both losing the ability to do so & many who still can are abdicating when we need them to speak up bc it’s socially permissible to do so.

you bet your ass that prospective governor @amyklobuchar.com voted to confirm this jackass motherfucker

Patrick Nagel

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

Every time I teach the MOVE bombing, students are shocked. And when I teach the aftermath involving an anthropologist who hoarded some of the remains and used them as teaching tools, they are even more shocked. And I teach in Pennsylvania. Even some students from Philly are unaware of this history

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

Came home late to the news a majority of major outlets are mostly flat out not reporting: trans people labeled by our government a terrorist group and threatens to kill them all. I should have called these prejudiced fucks out everyday.

As a radically pro-transgender cis person, you’ll have to get to them through me. And as a Minnesotan I mean that shit.

Happy Dogs Bower Buesday (from the next set of GamePro press CDs we're processing)

i've had pizzas more supreme than this court

perfect spring night to elevate a state of consciousness