There’s an old Iannucci sketch where a guy accidentally nails his hand to a wardrobe he’s making. Rather than admit to his wife that he’s done it, he pretends to be working on it all night. In the morning, he takes the wardrobe outside and puts it and himself into a skip, and is taken to the dump.

This is going to happen... a lot. Not just because things like the Steam Deck encourage a minimum viable hardware spec, but because a growing portion of our players cannot and will not be able to access major leaps in hardware. RAM and GPU prices are making the cutting-edge player more rare!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_RH... A song about the love of a person and their hardware. By @thestupendium.bsky.social @polyarmorygame.bsky.social #Parody #Humor #Satire #Music

The developers behind Train Simulator and about seven different Train World Sim games are making a Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine game and I am so "ON BOARD," as it were Look at the goddamn first-person driver's compartment view. YOU ARE INSIDE THOMAS. store.steampowered.com/app/3743790/...

I feel like I rant about Unreal every few weeks but the way it's constantly showboating big flashy features when so many of the fundamentals are needlessly convoluted makes me insane This post brought to you by: I wanted it to show button prompts. Something that 99.9% of games need to be able to do

HELLSCREEN 1.0 is OUT of early access! It's a Retro FPS with Metroid-vania lite elements & a rear view mirror. Yes, you can shoot behind you! My favorite player description of it is "The most fucked up driving game I have ever seen" Buy it below!

One of the most pleasant surprises last night was realising that the gameplay in this looks fucking _good_. We have been denied a really good Burnout-like for so long and I'm hoping this sticks the landing.

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Scenarios update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is perfect Career mode with your own Glup Shitto and some crazy hard challenges

Hope you've enjoyed my jokes this evening

A movie about a group of counterfeit bill makers and the tagline is "you've got to make money to spend money"

I went too fast and got cosmically punished for it.

a game _called_ Pong but it's about farting

I think my friend has been lying about his posture But that's just a hunch

Looking at photos of my cat from a few years ago and this has GOT to be the longest he ever was

IT'S HAPPENING HOLY SHIT

Nice seeing Peter Brown again

Game Freak? Buddy just look in the mirror

Yes it's true! Grapple Dogs: Cosmic Canines Physical Edition is coming! Check out @superraregames.bsky.social for more info!!

Hungry with no appetite. Make it make sense.

unbeatable and space warlord baby trading simulator update on the same day??? i see, theyre teasing the inevitable crossover where well get to bet on quaver stocks

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 is OUT NOW! This free update brings SCENARIOS MODE featuring... 💽 New Challenges Outside Campaigns 📈 Six Scenarios each with a Challenging New Twist 👽 Unlock Mode Specific Portraits and Titles Full notes store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...

Huge props to @tv-neato.bsky.social for going sicko mode and building these scenarios around so many cool twists. Really glad we have this foundation in the game and pleased with how quickly we can now go from "wait, this might be a cool idea" to letting players try them out themselves.

Since the launch of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, we've been listening to what players say the want... NAY... what they NEED. One thing is clear... YOU. WANT MOAR! So we're giving you more. Just two weeks later, we've doubled the size of the game... FOR FREE. CONTENT UPDATE 2 IS LIVE!

This is so cool! I've had my eye on Tossdown for a while (because it's sick) but I didn't know that this is where it got its flavour from. Love snacky behind the scenes things like this.

how do we not live in a world where a bunch of the people who made Titanfall can't just push out a quick, solid mid-budget campaign shooter to prove themselves and build up a runway / reputation? How do we jump immediately to "We need to compete with Apex"?

Look, I'm not really saying this in his defense but gaming drama YouTubers who covered this game hyper negatively from moment one coming out of the woodwork to blame this on Geoff Keighley is so infuriating. Gang, your fingerprints are all over this, too.

With very very few exceptions, I would say that you can only ship an incomplete game.

I love a burrito, but I need it mixed up!! Nothing worse than taking a big bite of a burrito and realizing it's just rice and cream.

Excellent overtake, 47.

Genuinely, if you live in the UK you should so the consultation just to find out some of the unbelievable details of what's being proposed. Even with their spin and obfuscation it's shocking

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

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Blogged about playing the lucrative alien baby trade game when the economy is exclusively made of scams. aftermath.site/space-warlor...

Even in ideal conditions, how much worse is this than owning Nestlé stock? aftermath.site/space-warlor...

Best headline of the day

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Romeo is a Dead Man sounds cool and this is posted with love

To repeat. -- And to repeat: The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet, and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism, are the same faction.

I want to meet a real person who is ride or die for Wes Streeting (Wes Streeting does not count)

NL's space warlord baby trading simulator videos are both a lot of fun and a decent argument for banning day trading apps while we're banning instant parlay apps

Gran Turismo 7 has this track that's just one loop so enormous that you barely even need to turn with the road. I played it with surround sound and at one point hit a state of such meditative presence that I think I saw the face of god.

A Silent Hill about a disgraced wrestler called Silent Heel.

me every five seconds in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

I would not have put money on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator being received as well as it has been, which is why I am also bad at playing Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Continued, excellent stuff from Lem again

Things are messy right now but it's reassuring that Keir Starmer is at least having a fucking terrible day.