Got an ad from Temu. I think I'm being gaslit.

The Critic of today would be a YouTuber. ...Did I just accidentally make myself the real version of the cartoon I watched as a kid...

They call him: The Spruce Goose

A.I. = Astoundingly Incompetent

Neo: Why does my brain hurt? Morpheus: You've never used it before.

My friend used to work at a rental video shop. When DVDs came out he would tell people they needed to rewind them before they brought them back or they’d get an additional charge. That’s how he paid off his first car.

*frantically dials phone number* “Hey Maw! MAW! Remember when you said my vidja games was a waste of money? Yeah?! WELL GUESS WHAT! My Steam Deck is worth MORE today than when I bought it! …no… I still ain’t found a girl… yeah… okay… But maybe girls will like me now that I’m rich!”

One of my local video game stores called Microplay has a printed sheet informing people about Nintendo Switch 2 Game Key Cards. Featuring special guest Geoff Keighley. Me thinks this isn’t good for Nintendo if stores have to combat this kind of product information. But what do I know! 🤷‍♂️

At some thing called Endless Dungeon in Toronto with a bunch of D&D fans. I’m scared. Send help.

A note on Tomb Raider 1-3 Remastered 🗒️ Aspyr (The Butchers of Taste) hired an AI company who broke the game and corrupted saves. The original good devs at Saber were pushed off the project. Weeks have gone by trying to fix the game with no end in sight! Now you can get it for free! THANKS EPIC! ❤️

I mean, it would have been unquestionably wrong if they had released a 'good' Bubsy game.

YouTube video with thumbnail of a person with tears streaming down face looking directly into camera. Large red font that says 'IT'S OVER'. Video begins: "It's happened fam. I've finally finished my box of Cheerios this morning. Please subscribe and donate to help me financially recover."

“You just don’t get it Mom! I’M GONNA BE FAMOUS ON TIKTOK AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!” *Uploads reaction video of someone eating whole jar of pickled onions while they insert themselves silently sitting in bottom right of frame*

I'm gonna be here. Maybe even wearing a giant D20 costume who knows?

Rewrite the Wiki page on Pizza with an introduction claiming that it was accidently invented in 1978 in Saskatchewan by a guy named Tony DePizza who messed up a pancake recipe.

So between Adam and I? Who got the closest with our game pitch for the next Star Fox? 🦊 youtu.be/8rlWDnJu8iM?...

This is an insanely impossible video on one of Nintendo's rarest video games they've ever produced. Watch until the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfq...

Video game development was crazy back in the day.

Sage wisdom.

Some folks in the Anti-AI and Pro-AI community believed I used AI image generation to make this thumbnail. We've now had to change the image due to these groups fighting about it and causing problems. It's not AI. It's not even fake goo! It's real. Here is how it came together: (1/6)

Simply a legend. Norm ushered in an era of exploring video game history that popularized the concept to the forefront of YouTube. His style and presentation is unmatched. 🫡

I've spoke with a bunch of game devs since this new video launched. I really hope building in theft warnings in games doesn't become standard. Nintendo seriously needs to step up their moderation on the eShop right freaking now.

Shane’s eSlop Bowl Recipe: -1 bag of milk -2 boxes of pistachio Jell-O pudding mix -2 cups of lime green jelly snack packs -1 serving of boiled cold pasta

Bust subtitles in the biz! 👍

Nintendo has a BIG problem. Theft. Slop. AI. Scams. Hentai. It's real bad folks.

New video is launching tonight. Please slop by.

Check out @scottthewoz.bsky.social and I ranking the worst games ever made! 🫨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaq9...

Our next video features the absolute worst video games we've ever had the misfortune of playing to date. Some of it is so bad it's probably illegal.

That’s one way to get kids to stop using ChatGPT.

The best part of the AI scam is when everyone who could possibly use the AI scam are priced out of owning the devices that could possibly use the AI scam.

BREAKING: Epic Game Store continues to not sell companies back catalog of video games. CEO baffled to discover video game sales earn profits.

I've just been staring at this fake controller in a YouTube Gaming e-mail for the past 17 minutes...

It’s everywhere.

I think I saw Mickey Mouse wearing those pants in Kingdom Hearts.

I found this failed DLSS 5 effect direct from Nvidia that proves it isn't a lighting pass render. This is a complete texture redraw that can and will fail if it is unable to identify connected textures. We humans know this is a shadow but AI is too stupid to understand that concept. 🧐

Looks like Nvidia really messed up with this whole DLSS 5 garbage. You don't ever piss off the people who make the games. Source: insider-gaming.com/dlss-5-gamer...

Switch 1 games on Switch 2 will now run/look better in handheld? Yes please! 👍

“I won’t be satisfied until we’ve created an AI slopmachine that can hallucinate the individual hairs on Pac-Man’s nipples.” - Stupid McDumberson, CEO Nvidia

I’d sooner break my Nvidia graphics card into pieces and scatter the components into a fire than turn on DLSS 5. Those visuals are like looking at an AI horror show.

QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_h...

Do you hear that? That is the sound of everyone selling off their XBOX systems and abandoning the platform for good.

Q1: No, they were invented by a Portuguese statistician who fogot how to design a banana. Q2: (Please see answer to Q1)

This is a line from our next video. Coming from me that means a lot I think.

Happy Mr. Mario of the Tenth day for all the Nintenders that celebrate! 🎊

Watch me say dumb things pretending that I’m smart!

Ancient proof that I've never known how to dress myself. 👍

Rob Grant. 🫡

I don't like Metacritic because reducing a game down to a review score is archaic and blazingly stupid. However, props to them for their anti AI-generated stance.