fucked up in the crib playin treamcast

everybody always drops albums on some date but you really gotta pay attention when you need to veer into exit 165B to Union St

There actually isn't a single story or indeed even a human experience that couldn't be improved by being set in or relocated to the Pacific Northwasteland. This is peak Earth up here man, it doesn't get better.

number one conversation starter for a date right now has to be Mixtape discourse

"Indie devs keep making the same 5 games" okay well I am making at least 2 of them #gamedev #indiegame

reverie

a dragon that doesn’t like the heat

Chronicles of Riddick is a completely incomprehensible ransom note of a movie and somehow for 45 minutes of its 135 minute runtime it contains Pitch Black 2

im your mom now

LARP (Los Angeles Roleplay)

the ‘taken’ site is missing the actual scariness of fingerprinting which is that it occurs cross-domain into places where you do actually reveal more about yourself sans intention. Which takes it from “haha got your IP” it’s “you bought a sex toy 2 days ago and have been unemployed for a year”

If I hear one more youtuber sputter out an "I hope I'm pronouncing that right" in reference to an easily searchable foreign name I'm going to start lighting people on fire

they call this a bechdel test

since being trans became ‘punk’ (conformist) lets come up with a new thing for trans women to do because i think we would all be really good at owning and operating vineyards

e/acc is flag code for people in the Bay Area that love eating out at Nobu

flanderization is the literary analogue of overleveraging inbreeding to produce artificially desirable traits in offspring so the religious guy from the simpsons really evolved into a type of pug

Mario will be talking a lot in the movie.

my angles so dutch you'd think i rode a bike to work

i don't really understand the supposed economics of the "world model" genAI tech demo games. like, excluding the fact that these games are terrible at retaining any state; all the 'high-quality' demos require insane cloud compute and all the on-device models only run at really low resolutions

the fact that Sufjan Stevens is 50 is impossible. that man is perpetually 31 in my eyes

the millennials’ greatest lost invention was the ability to point at some bullshit and say “first-world problem”

MINO, portent of eris

MINO, portent of eris

there's a jim henson vibe to all of this and it rules

for those purest of heart, the 3D Objects folder found on most windows installations will attract stanford bunnies after some time, like small creatures to a comfortable burrow. This is currently the only documented purpose of the 3D Objects folder.

optional jumpscare

every new generation has this reason for why This New Iteration Of Capitalism fundamentally changes everything. the tech is good? bro the tech has been 'good' for 200 years

guys playing tomodachi life are too busy being on some shit like “Howard Hamlin just broke up with ContraPoints” to notice the ambient 500 ppm gas leak in their apartment

I forgot that I inserted an OC into this. Anyway, what if Michiru Kagemori was like 8 feet tall.

I turned 32 today so I wanted to look up my home in google maps (1/2)

showers in brazil be like

i havent used desktop linux for anything since college (and make zero plans to in the immediate future) but i still have never really understood what attracts people to Arch other than the AUR

stryker

Stoppit the kobold, geared up

dusting off emacs and apologizing to it

Waiting at bus stop and heard car go past that was audibly playing the Numa Numa song

Anime school uniform Loona...or more like that one character from Kill La Kill thus the black hair hehe... 🐺👀🖤 #furryart #anthroart

MY GAME #KilaFlow is AVAILABLE ON STEAM TODAY! PLAY IT NOW!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2927510/...

every other early 2010s indie game is battle-scarred by the past tense cultural cachet of Yogscast

ちょうだい。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please give this to me.

Eromangasaurus 🦕

being bisexual so awesome they greet you at the trader joes and give you an edible

if you had sex with a trans woman once your immediate response should not be App

ai researchers trying to do crystal ball shit on LLM dev are so funny. They will sneak in “predictions” that are incredibly safe bets indicative of nothing and when they inevitably happen they’re like “looks like little ol me was right all along” as a bridge to the more insane apocalyptic shit