Wolverines have the ability to ignore gravity out of sheer spite alone

me getting the Ghost In The Shell cyberbrain cable jacks tatted on the back of my neck: "oh i just like the movies a lot" me in 2022: "i get gender euphoria from shit that marks my meatsona as constructed, artificial. the vibe of the cyborg bodies just being worn and discarded at will" me in 2026:

for me, it's basically this:

If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

there are borzoi everywhere for those with eyes to see

thanks

I wonder if, on some level, the grapevine can sense that the geometry of the trellis is wrong; perhaps it believes it's climbing some eternal, rhizomatous tree, beyond the canny world, in the heaven where branched things merge again

i don’t want to wait until i’m dead to give myself to the worms. i want to give myself to the worms while i’m still alive and can still enjoy it

im smoking on some silicon valley shadow garden grown dark evil claude pack. they watered this with the blood of 36 ai startup ceos, this shit will turn your mac mini off. claude slaughtering, necromancer kush. shit got chatgpt on it. this shit is what shot sam altman.

right, that's the basic issue: you think that this is a bad idea for a good reason, and you imagine that the strength of your argument can be bolstered by adding bullshit to it, which it can't be.

panpsychism (the personal area network is an entity with cognizance, agency, and a soul)

IN THIS HOME THERE ARE ALL HOMES THAT DO NOT CONTAIN THEMSELVES

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

some highlights from the CoTs of weird model organisms

if you have a severe or deep wound and it won’t stop bleeding and don’t want to get stitches or go to the hospital, you can go to the hardware store and get some xylene or some naphtha and pour that on it. how it works: it intensifies the pain and will probably threaten your life. It will not help

Hi everyone, I hope you're all doing well and having a happy day... I admit that I want to accept my mistakes and face the problems I caused instead of running away from them. As you can probably tell from my profile picture, I'm the person/client who asked the artist @chubby to draw Laurence as fat

any half-decent dungeons and dragons player could parlay the ability to teleport, but only to a waffle house, into being a billionaire in under a year.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

There are only two bug classes left: complexity and memory safety. CurveBall (CVE-2020-0601)? Complexity. BigSig (CVE-2021-43527)? Memory safety. Log4Shell (CVE-2021-44228)? Complexity. BlueKeep (CVE-2019-0708)? Memory safety. Heartbleed looks like memory safety, but it's actually complexity.

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound

guidance for writers: - You will callously almost telling someone this detail to a forensic. - So long sentence. A thematic tensor bytes usual style, sweat, and further sentence sentence. - Avoid, title, or forms. If it. - Also, or a demonstration of theoretical definitions or something.

This looks like a still from a 2002 video game

I think the biggest thing we can do here is to make things more legible to the average consumer. A platform that lets people interact with the surveillance economy. Buy your own data just to find out what's up for sale.

Alright, it's official! 💰 @matthewdgreen.bsky.social and I bet on what will break first, ML-KEM-768 or X25519. The loser donates to a 501(c)(3) picked by the winner. If you have an opinion on quantum computers or lattices, you can join with a side bet. Just submit a PR! github.com/FiloSottile/...

idk why it took me until reading this to realize that I could just file down the sharp edges of my macbook kentwalters.com/posts/corners/

it's true just play it

nobody wants soulless mechanical CVEs slopped out by a slop machine. people want to get pwned by something real, something deliberate and human,

if you break a pokeball the Pokémon contained within is destroyed and the liberated mass-energy can start fires or, if underwater, cause a steam explosion

This gets lost in a lot of discussions about the ills and benefits of technology. Value only matters if it can be captured, and in a sense a lot of 21st century technology is designed to divert the value it generates for users back to the ownership class.

"Ivan first flew into space on Korabl-Sputnik 4 on 9 March 1961, accompanied by a dog named Chernushka, various reptiles, and 80 mice and guinea pigs, some of which were placed inside his body." #wikifinds

We must believe in a world to create that world

solder flux should come in different flavours, like vape juice