Free as in beer, not as in beer

some tips for actually doing this: -shitty is better than incomplete -you are the ONLY one who can do what YOU'RE doing -people LOVE seeing the artist's hand in their work, esp in the age of genAi -the more you say "this sucks," the more you believe it. the opposite is also true

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

my $100 acoustic guitar is falling apart. it has lasted me for about 9 years. before that i had a $50 acoustic guitar that lasted me about the same. time to upgrade to a $200 acoustic guitar

Never got into YTP probably exclusively because that part of my brain was already entirely occupied by Animutation

The people in charge of shit like Ads and Marketing have had their brains smoothed over by over-reliance on AI and now they don't even know what food is anymore

Nobody told me Spoon were playing Central Park for free

🧠

Ariel needs legs

Now, what you hear is not a test: I'm rapping to the baby

Saying "thank you for your service sir" to a man on the train with 2 backpacks (one on normal style and one on his chest) and an enormous bag of like 10 golfclubs

(to a straight couple) so, uh, which one of you is Piku and which is Niku?

"We had asked for an egg, promising to return it as soon as possible." I will still remember these words long after I have forgotten my own name.

I had a vision (Remix by @ok.glass)

Taylor Swift hates New York City

>> what to bring in picnic basket? >> Cheese, crackers :) >> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries >> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then >> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me

the internet used to be a series of tubes

this is Loss to me

The Cadillac badge just looks like a bunch of bullshit. As inscrutable as the Smash Bros logo

Baby squirrels are called chipmunks

halfway through the last year on earth

Snake refusing a lettuce wrap because my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

baman piderman

Brodyquest but it's Bruises by Chairlift

On some days it's 100% true everything they say about New Jersey

Happy Pride, Happy Skankin'

This should be famous. I love okonomiyaki but I've not ever seen it with chicken, let alone fried chicken. To combine its flavor palette (sautéed vegetables, fruity bbqish sauce & mayo) with karaage chicken in portable handheld onigiri form is genius. Time to move to Forest Hills

saw a t-shirt this evening that really moved me

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

I met a like 6 month old baby with the thickest mullet imaginable today

Centrist remains only able to speak in Passive Voice, has no faith in themselves to Do Anything

I need like a 1-octave keyboard midi controller that is all drum pads that I can play with sticks from behind a kit. Bonus if it has sample playback capability built in. Like this, except standalone (and not $600) - I'm gonna have to build this myself, huh

I should be allowed to hold one penguin, I should be allowed to think…

same silhouette

Frog remains still gleaming

@huskapet.bsky.social cone was in my parents' kitchen

how we lookin ~~ #art #homestarrunner

Listening to OK Glass

SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL the essay deadass starts with "it is unknowable through what lens and mentality daisuke operated when he declared that bridget was a girl" i am going to Throw Up

I've had a tip-off about who's going to replace Starmer

Whenever I have time (lol) in front of a piano, someone remind me to arrange Ecruteak City from Pokemon Gold for solo piano

Jazz is just witchcraft. There's a sax teacher here who practices on his break and he just does insane runs of dozens of sixteenth notes in one breath seemingly agnostic of key and he always sounds incredible. Secret and arcane math

Crazy old-school! Like my days in the browser-based IRC client on deviantart where n00bs would be pranked by telling them to hit ctrl-w, like the bash.org stories of auld about rm -rf /. (It's malware btw, not a legit captcha)