buying blippo+ so i have something to watch while setting up new apartment

Whole day I'm fucking busy only get few money. Was there a moon

Dreamed last night that there was a “Canadian Easter” that was in early March but the whole thing was goose based instead of bunny

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Egg

bunny got a egg

We are very lucky to live on the same planet as frogs (Wood Frog) #herps 🌿

@fluidvolt.bsky.social hi! Is there a Kabalevsky piece that influenced Sketches Of A Moonlit Glade? I work at a music school now and a teacher keeps playing something that reminds me of it and I was like WHAT IS THAT. I KNOW IT. and all she said is Kabalevsky

On press today www.etsy.com/listing/9524...

Google keyboard has been actively getting worse for the last X years and today it doesn't even remember my name. I type Joseph and it recommends Smith and Goebbels. I type my last name and it corrected to "Jake Leslie"

Happy passover to all ducks

We’re at teen art club again 😎

It isn’t a perfect job but I did the best I could!. I originally planed to do it on both sides to be reversible but this was so fiddly and tedious that I just can’t do it twice. 🤪 #pottery

Prank

@sarahmackattack.bsky.social are you familiar with the Welsh indie musician Cate Le Bon? She has a song (and album) called Crab Day and the origin story seemed up your alley. Seems like a better April 1 holiday! youtu.be/y7249oqQO7A?...

Oh yeah. Thanks for listening to Same for 1 calendar year!

happy trans day of visibility. fix your hearts or die.

It brings me great pleasure to inform you the word "blurb" is named after a made-up woman named Belinda Blurb whose job is to tell everyone how great a book is

#Birds #Ducks Rob ‪@robcrank68.bsky.social‬ says today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #AdultsWithChicks, any capture of an Adult with its young. June, 2 years ago, a Goldeneye and her brood sunning on a log.

@mojochessmaster.bsky.social was it you who told me "short stories are maximum value because it takes 15 minutes to read and then you think about it for the next 10 years," because I'm reading a volume of Borges and I have to stop to think for 10 minutes after each and then have to Google 100 tjings

@huskapet.bsky.social hi you don't know me but I love cones too. Here's the cone of the day

@wikipedia.sexy m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnbY...

I did not go into the Dunkin Donuts to meet Christ but based on your anecdote it sounds like it would've been the devil there. I did, however, go to a closer & cheaper deli where I met this angel

Today is finally release day for “Blinking as the Starlight Burns Out.” Thanks to everyone who helped bring this beast to bear. Here’s the video for The Girl Who Never Was, the track Brett Milano calls “the beating heart of the record.” @wharfcatrecords.bsky.social @bettygoo.bsky.social

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

"Leave me alone, I'm just trying to do everything I particle can"

This Jackson 5 cover has some great vocals but the standouts are 1) the talkbox at the end and 2) the lead ad-libbing "nineteen ninety eight," as if you couldn't tell m.youtube.com/watch?v=EF4e...

素人は黙っとれ─── 📷20251207 #コウテイペンギン #AWS

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Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

Let this be the pinprick of the bubble bursting.

Team Sock Puppet City has been working on a play called Muse! It’s made for neurodivergent young people, directed by Leigh Walter. I made props and perform as a character who speaks via toy instruments. Kazoo soloooo! 
Fri 7pm Sat 11am & 2pm, Sun 2pm www.milesquaretheatre.org/events/squar...

Duck is a bird, bunny is a duck, they both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades

U-tube. Usable Tube.

I think i will be moving into somewhere large enough I can regain custody of the xylophone I co-own for a while. If so then the first thing I wish to learn is Powerhouse by Raymond Scott

YO FOOMIN TRANSITIONED?

9pm on Saturday night in happening Bushwick. Time to buy a cantaloupe

Iron Grinch

Thank you for making it a meme!

If you like Dickens, you gotta try Living In The Outer Boroughs. Now that I work in Queens, I am meeting so many working class families who seem to get by on charm alone, which is encouraging to find is still going, because my dad was very much this kind of guy when I was a kid

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

using a rich person's bathroom is like an escape room

Played a piano today

Do you remember how in like 2012 we thought we might trust Elizabeth Warren?

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...