been woodshedding one (1) song on an instrument that isn't mine, one of which i will never own personally, that i also am not tuning "Correctly," that i will leave the presence of in about 1 week

It's hard to describe the 00s indie scene but JD Samson wearing a "Post 9-11" shirt while rapping a queer pre-Will Smith-style song with Danish pop boys Junior Senior gets pretty close www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qx1...

"of the 31 self-declared representatives of the virulently anti-trans Moms for Liberty who ran for office on Tuesday, every single one was defeated" Lmfao hell yeah

eric adams you are rapidly running out of time to do a January 6

changing my ringtone www.youtube.com/watch?v=woob...

Sock Puppet City is open for business at the Seaport Snowport in Boston! Huzzah! We are at Booth 5, just a couple booths down from last year right on the corner! M-Thurs, 3-8 Fri-Sat, 11-9 Sun, 11-8 Hours extend on 12/8 We are so grateful for all the support in getting here!

caught a bit of wikipedia vandalism in the wild

Why bother sitting through a screening of all 100 minutes of the Rocky Horror Picture Show when you can just put on a 3 minute recording of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and have the same community heckling experience

citrus: lemon demon who catches you stealing from the lemonade stand

There's a new Paula Kelley album announced! Her first release since like 2007, 2008? I can't wait. Gorgeous, sunny baroque pop paulakelley.bandcamp.com/album/blinki...

it costs nothing to be nice

might sing some songs on the internet today

Can not stress enough how cartoonishly perfect of a day it is in NYC today. A comfortable 65 degrees. No cloud in the sky. Most golden light you have ever seen. It’s like the city is on a soundstage. You would call it corny if you saw it in a movie’s ending.

カラーコーンお届けに上がりました〜 📷20241018 #鳥羽水族館 #アラスカラッコ

virginians and new yorkers joining hands and skipping lalala

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

gristedes go fuck yourself

have been completely unproductive all day. polls close in 2 minutes, i am going to go out to buy fruits and maybe people will start cheering on the street like the day in 2020

we are a stupid fucking country huh

RIP Marcel Duchamp, you would've loved this

Combination tile skulls & toilet store

we were all assuming cuomo was going to disappear after this election but it sounds like he will just become the new US Secretary of Transportation or something

the propaganda machine is getting me down. i won't feel good until 24 hours from now probably even though i have seen positivity in my own community

forbidden rambutans

(the mask voice) Somebody hire me!

obama snow

NYC, ignore the polls and vote! It’s especially worthwhile here because of FUSION VOTING, so give your vote to Zohran under the “Working Families Party” ballot line to help them secure a place on the ballot in future elections!

elbows up ⚾

Did we already know that Pokemon Scarlet & Violet was based on the names Barbra Streisand gave to her cloned dogs?

Free $7000 Jorp

This year Halloween fell on the weekend

I had a nightmare that undesirables were allowed to eat, thank God I woke up in paradise.

i'm the little witch pigeon

fresh herbs are so different to dried herbs that it is frankly insane. last month i got some fresh oregano that changed my life. right now i still have some sage and just came upon a huge amount of thyme that i'm super excited about. i wish to someday have an Herb Garden to tim

Well okay. You convinced me

grab some wet towels and see me prance around like a fancy puppet

i had not heard this song when I wrote "Cave Slug" in like 2010 but it sure is the same thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql2-...

song i've been writing sounds like yelling down a tube

I beat the new Pokemon game. Mega evolution is just Digivolving

The new Uncle Monsterface album is a puppet! www.sockpuppetcity.com/collections/...

NEW ALBUM IS A PUPPET. Limited Edition Uncle Monsterface Sock Puppet by Sock Puppet City is the physical release of Uncle Monsterface’s new album, Feel-ed Recordings! www.sockpuppetcity.com/collections/... Features art by @jfsculpts.bsky.social & Jeremy Murphy w/design by E. Epic Swanson.

The Halloween season is a nostalgic one for me. I see lawn decorations and kids in costume, and I think back to the time in college when my friend Noah told me he thought the chorus of “Party Up” by DMX was “Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind, Pumpkinhead, Pumpkinhead.”

I enjoyed this thing my timeline did while scrolling

I saw a pheasant