Why doth this ithe not quenth my thirtht?!

˙ǝuıɹǝʌloM oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop sǝuıɹǝʌloM uǝʌƎ

Wolverine kits are born between Feb-March when deep snow is abundant. In some cases, these snow dens can have branching networks of tunnels up to 60m in total length, with multiple rooms used for different purposes like food storage or bathrooms! Check out wolverinefoundation.org/denning for more!

You probably see pics of us like this and think "Oh! So ferocious, these creatures!" Those are yawns. We're yawning.

It's Mlemsday, my dudes.

Wolverines have the ability to ignore gravity out of sheer spite alone

̶D̶r̶a̶w̶ Feed me like one of your French girls...

I dare you to say no to this face.

Us wolverines are tough as hell, but so are you. I believe in you.

Gulos are seen by many Native cultures as trickster gods! Which is why we don't celebrate April Fool's Day. True gods of deception and subterfuge need no holiday to practice their craft.

Wolverines absolutely love trees. And what's not to love? They smell nice, sometimes other food is climbing them, and we just look so good while climbing them!

I accidentally posted AI a while back, and am now statutorily obligated to apologize for my failure to uphold the rules ratified within the Generative Use Labor Opposition Summit (GULOS) of 1874. Please let me know if you ever suspect a post of mine is AI and I will personally eat it.

Wolverine babies are called kits! They're usually born January through April, with the average litter being 2-3 kits. They're born mostly white, around 80 grams and 12cm from head to rump!

Fun fact: Wolverines actually exist simultaneously in two realms; the greater universe, and the mirror dimension. We're assholes in both, though. There's really no difference.

#art #sketchbook 💞

Oh, hey! I didn't see you come in! You're probably wondering how I wound up halfway up a tree. It all started when I got caught trying to destabilize the government by breaking into the department of defense and stealing classified documents on an international conspiracy...

Happy late Valentines day from #WolverineWednesday

Wolverines are just a bunch of tree huggers

It's been snowing a lot here in Alaska lately, but us Wolverines are well-equipped for it! We have dense, oily fur that repels water and insulates from the cold, wide paws that act like snowshoes, and strong jaws and teeth to tear up frozen carrion even wolves don't want to eat!

Would you pet their tummy? Here at Wolverine Wednesday, we strive for transparency, honesty, and integrity. We want you to trust us when we say "Pet our bellies, we won't eat your hand!"

(Sound On) Wolverines are playful and competitive, often sparring with their siblings for enrichment and training purposes

Wolverines can be gentle just as much as anyone else

Did you know that Wolverines are genetically predisposed to being extremely photogenic and looking absolutely stunning?

˙sɹǝqɯılɔ ǝǝɹʇ pǝuosɐǝs llıʇs ǝɹɐ sǝuıɹǝʌloM 'uǝʇɹɐW ǝuıԀ ʎǝlıʍ ǝɥʇ sɐ ʇdǝpɐ sɐ ǝʇınb ʇou ǝlıɥM

POV: Looking down the barrel of a Gulo cannon

Y'all can go out and party tonight if you want. This Gulo's gonna cozy up at home and chomp on some weiners

After scavenging carcasses, fending off predators, digging tunnels, climbing trees, enduring harsh weather, breaking into people's cabins, and swimming through ice-cold rivers, it can be nice to take a nap.

Wolverines have potent scent glands they use for marking territory, earning them the nickname, "Skunk Bear." Today's Wolverine Wednesday brought to you by @naturalhabitat.bsky.social If you haven't watched their stuff, you are MISSING OUT.

Wolverine fur is incredibly effective at insulating against cold and moisture. It's so good that their own body heat won't melt the snow they sleep in! #TheMoreYouGulo ⭐️

Another reminder to anyone with a Wolverine sona or OC: Don't worry too much about the markings! We're all a little different, so just pick and choose what you like and have fun!

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A wolverine shunned by society. A city diseased with crime. They must become hero to the very people that abandoned them. They must become: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝

Do you have a Wolverine sona? You may not know that Wolverines are plantigrade (they walk on their palms, not digits) and they have FIVE toes on each foot!

You know what they say about girls with big hands... Biiiiiiiiiiig appetites!

This #WolverineWednesday, I have a question for YOU. What's your favorite thing about Wolverines?

Wolverine fur is such a good insulator, we can sleep in the snow without melting it!

Man, I've really been slacking on the posts lately! Sorry, I'm just so sleepy >_< Wolverines are diurnal, but we still like naps!

Late post today since I'm prepping for surgery tomorrow. WOLVERINE BOOTY

No facts, just admiration. Look at those arms. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS. You're gonna get BAPPED.

OPEN WIDE! Wolverines actually have a fairly average bite force of about 50psi, yet our jawbone and 38 teeth are immensely strong, allowing us to chew tough frozen tissue and bone no problem!

Wolverine Wednesday just hit 100 followers!

No fun facts or snarky misinformation today. Just pure photographic proof Wolverines are adorable.

If you're cold, they're... Well, they're probably not cold. But you should bring them in, anyway!

It's Wednesday somewhere! (That's how it works, right?) There's too much upsetty spaghetti on the internetti today. Have a picture of me at the dentist instead!

Like all mustelids, Wolverines are intelligent, playful, and feisty. We're not just angry mindless killing machines! That said, we're also NOT PETS.

Hey green-thumbs! Make sure to plant your wolverines 6-8 weeks before the first hard frost, allowing them time to establish roots before winter.

Did you know Wolverines love belly rubs? ... I mean of course we do, who doesn't? We're angry death weasel trickster gods, not monsters.

Wolverines don't all have the same markings and bright masks, like this wood-eating variant and its ultra rare nightweasel skin that currently goes for $42,069 on the Steam Community Market.

Wolverines are actually quite adept climbers and LOVE trees. That passion is why so many wolverines become real estate agents for squirrels and other critters looking for a new home. Buy now while rates are low and vacancy high! You won't get another opportunity on your dream arboreal abode!