these movies are both very good and I will not be hearing any words against them thank you

May 6th 1991 - Samuel Alan Parrish, father of Jumanji player Alan Parrish (Robin Williams), died while his son was stuck inside the game of Jumanji. 📽️📅 Jumanji (1995)

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I got a brand to maintain

Well. Huh. Son of a b---- 🤷‍♂️ "Mortal Kombat II - sorry about Mortal Kombat I, folks" 🤣👍

"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."

THE DUNWICH HORROR (Jacques Tourneur, 1946) Scholars at Miskatonic University (Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Ray Milland) are forced to do battle with a horrific multidimensional entity when rural oddball Wilbur Whateley (Vincent Price) attempts to steal an ancient grimoire.

DAGONWYCK (Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1946) An arrogant, half-mad patroon returns to his ancestral seaside manor in Innsmouth, Massachusetts, with a sickly new bride in tow. Little does she suspect that her marital obligations will include monstrous aquatic miscegenation. Based on a Lovecraft story.

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The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

'Path in Snow' by Eyvind Earle (1916-2000). #art

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Ay man why ya got all them dang ol songs about rainbows, man

Life sure is weird sometimes come join for life is strange reunion twitch.tv/incorrectdigit

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It definitely fits, given that Mark keeps using the word "invincible" and I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.

No matter how loudly they say there are only two genders… Every soul is a precious, one-of-a-kind story🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Let’s wrap hate gently in love. Let’s embrace love with open arms and bigger hearts. Chiitan will love all transgender friends forever and ever. No matter what, my heart is always with you.

For the Wednesday crowd, @tlawson.bsky.social joined @thetruebrendanf.bsky.social and me to unwrap a whole buncha mummy movies, from Karl Freund's 1932 original to Lee Cronin's very EVIL DEAD-esque #TheMummy. We also chat ALIENS in 4K, modern Shakespeare, and more. open.spotify.com/episode/1hwQ...

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QRP with your most popular piece on bsky! It's definitely this one HAHAHA #pixelart

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Moleskine used AI to generate their Lord of The Rings collection, by the way. Don't buy their products.

1. Reaper Man 2. Wyrd Sisters 3. Pyramids 4. Witches Abroad 5. Guards! Guards! 6. Moving Pictures 7 Equal Rites 8. Sourcery 9. Mort 10. The Light Fantastic 11. The Color of Magic 12. Eric

Lay's WOW! Chips (1998-2003): A line of fat free chips, made with Olestra, a fat substitute. Available in Original, Ruffles, and Dorito varieties. Each bag stated "Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools." Check this thread for a *COMPREHENSIVE* look at this infamous snackline!

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we don't see the stars as they are. we see them as they were billions of years ago when their light left their coronas and travelled the billions of light years it took to get to us, like old photographs. because light has a speed, all perception is of the past, which is why, officer, i didn't see t

A pagan water witch and a super Christian baptizer have very little in common... but they're the crime-solving duo of the century.

drawing cute dragon things is fun

#WIPSnips From "Dead to Begin With"

people act like the star wars prequels are these amazingly prescient texts about the rise of fascism and then you watch them and that’s like 5 minutes of screen time total across the trilogy. the rest of it is either racism or guys waving glow sticks around

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Telling people about the good, useful use cases for AI is kinda like telling people about the 30-50 feral hogs you need your AR-15 for It is entirely true and yet so completely divorced from the lived experience of your audience that you sound ridiculous

However, the realization that it was completely unnecessary also broke a dam in terms of dissent against the regime. They bet everything on turning Charlie Kirk into a sacred martyr and instead he's the butt of disturbingly bizarre and offensive jokes by edgy tweens.

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Happy #SupermanDay to my dude, his mess of a cousin, and the best "not a very good dog" you could ask for. open.spotify.com/episode/5lpY...

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way