It’s probably because all the millionaires and billionaires and babies moved away.

RIP Anthony Head. Best known as Giles to many, but to me he’ll always be the Nescafé man ☕️

All respect to Anthony Head, rest in peace. But I can’t resist being a little obnoxious… After Xander and Giles, if I’m Seth Green, James Marsters, David Boreanaz, or any other a dude actor from BTVS, I’m looking over my shoulder until the Rule of Three resolves itself.

Screwfly don’t bother me.

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Obscure question, but here goes. My Bernese mountain poodle spin and dances coumterclockwise when excited. Do Bernese mountain poodles spin the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere?

I mean, obviously Blanche doesn’t get confirmed. Right?

I’m not a real screw, but I am a real worm. I an an actual worm.

I always feel like a sucker charging my work phone at home.

How can we make drinking milk more disgusting? Oh I know! Make sure it contains deadly contaminants!

…..Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke And somebody spoke and I went into a dream @infinitescream.bsky.social

Pro tip: If you have no clue about a topic, don’t comment on the topic as if you are some expert. (There are a lot of things you should also do if you have no clue about a topic. But shutting the fuck up is a good start.)

“Dumocrat” Branding genius.

Fuck the Polis.

The Strait of Hormuz will not reopen until someone can guarantee its security—such as by building a ballroom on top of it with drone-proof glass.

I feel like the world would be a better place if people who cannot vote in Maine would maybe talk, I don’t know, 50% less about the election in Maine.

so much depends upon a narcissist who glazed by incompetents cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous

I’m not a real doctor but I am a real milf. I am an actual milf.

tHE iNVisIBle hANd

I think this… $1,776 million Seems more shocking than this… $1.8 billion “The law of large and small numbers is the same. The difference is only quantitative.” - Daniil Kharms

You must see The Perpetuity Wing.

My worst political opinion is that all the tacky shit Trump does to the White House is actually his least objectionable stuff. Order 300 burgers, who fucking cares. Put up a bounce house. Only stop sending goon squads to my city to kidnap and shoot my neighbors.

I don’t have a suggestion for an improvement (except maybe just the slightly vague term “fraud”) but I personally think the term “fraudster” sounds like too much of a lovable scamp to reflect the criminality of a person convicted of fraud.

Just once can we elect a President who doesn’t take the oath, head down Pennsylvania Ave, and the immediately carry on the eternal project of adding layers of power to The Presidency? Probably not.

We would also be celebrating our Big Special Boy’s birthday with an Ultimate Ballroom Dance competition if only… well, you know.

What Catbus said.

It was some comparitive lit class with a bunch of sad-bastard books (Camus, Kafka, Rilke, Mann, … that crowd). I was in a good place mentally for such insufferable fare at the time.

Cucumbers do not belong on any sandwich.

Arrant bulls

Damb.

This arithmetic is going to make the Q people crazy. Crazier. You know what I mean.

That time he got Andy Serkis to read Trump tweets as Gollum.

You know, lying and cheating. Just normal prosecutor stuff.

Getting rid of the ones who don’t vote for you: Gerrymandering the grand jurors.

If not forever, at least until it’s abolished.

This should be the button you use most often on this website.

You can see the headlamps of the people climbing Mt. Everest right now on this live youtube stream. It was foggy at the camera site yesterday, but I hear most of them turned around anyway.

Need to start spreading rumors (disinformation) among the C.H.U.D. class like, “so-and-so got a bigly payoff from the slush fund, I wonder why you didn’t” to accelerate the inevitable infighting that will happen when the loot isn’t handed out equitably (or at all).

I just wrote “mustard” and felt icky.

[writing the most inspirational university commencement speech I can think of] you are all doomed to become human batteries, kept alive in pods so that the electricity coursing through your flesh may power The Machines

I deplore whatever stupid corruption is behind me having to vote for the school board and local budget stuff on a completely separate day (and at a completely different polling place) from the primary and general elections.

Rage.

So we now have the first question to be asked of any future nominee for high office in the IRS or DOJ. Will you adhere to this corrupt shit if we approve your nomination?

It’s fun to laugh at this, but all major military powers throughout history have relied on ballrooms—both for their superior defensive capabilities and for the extraordinary avenues they open for force-projection. There’s a reason they still teach about Der Fuhrerballroom at West Point.

There’s one detail they tell me I can’t talk about but I … I shouldn’t say … okay, it’s a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port.

Well.. droning is happening right now, amirite?

I just don’t see how what O’Connor is doing here meets any possible definition of “good behavior.” Though I am sure Republican judges and Justices can find some “originalist” interpretation that “good” = “bad.”

Rest in piss, shitheel.

Insurrectionomic Stimulus

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.