SPATCHCOCK!

For many Americans, the secret to a great turkey is to go back in time a few days and start thawing the bird sooner.

Nuzzi news always makes me think about nominative determinism.

Seeing a post from the (wonderful) Iron Chef Bot today reminds me of an episode I saw many years ago where one of the Iron Chefs essentially makes turkey sashimi.

Hey, Trump — Fuck you for your inattention to this matter.

Not the point at all, but I read “Al Qaeda” (alpha lima) as “AI Qaeda” (alpha india) and it temporarily broke my brain. Is there a accessibility setting or something that forces serifs on lowercase Ls?

I have some very stressful soldering planned for the weekend. Magnifying lenses and steady hands—can’t lose!

All worst people in the world are going to start accelerating their destructive plans as Trump collapses.

Do I know anybody who is as stupid as Donald Trump?

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits: Mineral Halloween Teen

“By the way—every case you ever brought is dismissed. You’re not a lawfully appointed prosecutor so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know."

Wow, that sounds like a helluva business plan. Whadaya call it?

This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.

Every Democrat needs to go on TV and call Hegseth a little bitch today, just like this.

When they attack Venezuela, the regime and its lapdog press is going to saturate the zone with propaganda. Just try to remember that there are completely innocent people on the receiving end of the missiles and bombs.

The Epstein Back Nine

But they will have EXPERTLY produced propaganda footage and probably cutesy branding like “The Thanksgiving War” or something just as nauseous.

i’m very familiar with lean 1. it’s not woo-woo 2. it’s only sort of capitalist (being a japanese invention; they are capitalist but not the same way the US is) 3. lean actually stipulates you must have suitable buffer, but not waste, which is simply being responsible

Nah. These pardons are sold by drooling creeps in trenchcoats who whisper, “hey, buddy,” not by Oliver Twist type “any mik today meesus?” people.

All rules issued by the Department of War are invalid, since it does not exist.

MORE: Judge Currie basically slams the door on re-indicting Comey here. She notes that "there is no legitimate peg" to extend the expired Sept. 30 statute of limitations. The window for James is a little wider. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Uncle Tupelo opening for some band I can’t remember (the Bottlerockets?)

Who among us has not been rudely awakened in the middle of the night by that dude yelling, “AUDIBLE HOPES YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS PROGRAM.”

“Gifts for the country.” 🙄

Kinda impressive how Miller doesn't understand how weak this makes the president look.

Between this and Sean Duffy and telling us to dress nicer on planes, I think we need fifty New York Times op-eds about the GOP's "scoldy elitism" problem.

West Point is committing "a crime of serious proportion" then.

Watching F1 replays from Las Vegas. What an absolute trash city it is. Just looks absolutely miserable.

Happy Turkey Day from the White House Cartoons /2

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Now more than ever we need an emoji for “bleaching my eyes.”

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

I wish I could pull off calling everyone “bruv” and ending sentences with “innit” like Fatia does on Taskmaster.

If leaders around the world have not understood that United States had a democratically orchestrated takeover and does align with authoritarian regimes while monetizing its power over (former) allies, they can force Ukraine to surrender and experience consequences on their own children.

And yet John Roberts will tell us we have to believe whatever the Office of the President says, even if it’s objectively false, because of some made-up bullshit reasons.

I only hit ya cause I love ya, baby.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

The late great Jack Ketch!

Now that the criminal President is threatening death to the elected officials who made this video, everyone in Congress should make the same damn video. Make him hang you together instead of separately.

Every elected official in the United States should release a version of the exact same video that triggered President Psychopath.

Putin is stepping on the gas because he sees the future and knows that his useful idiot is becoming less useful every day.

They project and assume that we are also sociopaths like them.

He’s going all-in on the cult ultimately not giving a shit.

I posted Trump’s unhinged screed announcing he’s signed the Epstein files but it contains so many lies that I deleted my post and will just tell you that Trump announced on social media he has signed the Epstein files

Josh really doesn't get enough credit as a digital journalism pioneer — and as an entrepreneur who built something meaningful and lasting.

Thriving in independent media for 25 years, without a) getting hoovered into some larger media org & subsequently axed, b) getting ruined by some hedge fund guy, c) falling afoul of any short-lived "pivot to video" style trends, or d) going broke... ... is a genuinely remarkable achievement! Kudos.

She took a Halligan on the first indictment.

Okay, but what’s the Poopers position on this sale?

Remember Jamal Khashoggi.