Aint no injunction like a permanent injunction ‘cause a permanent injunction don’t stop.

One more time.Vought has always planned to slash the executive branch. It's in Project 2025. The shut down is irrelevant to that plan. They believe they have the constitutional power to do this *no matter what.* The media is buying into Trump's BS that Dems gave them the "opportunity."

As you go through life, round to the even.

NEW: Sen. Tammy Duckworth is calling for Pete Hegseth to resign. "If this PR stunt proved anything, it's that the best thing Pete Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace immediately."

the "who will the public blame for the shutdown?" handwringing is asinine. the vast majority of voters have no idea how government shutdowns work, and by the time midterms roll around they won't remember anything that didn't impact them directly

Honestly, we need like a 100 former generals to pop up and say, "No American soldier should see Americans as their enemy."

Even if there were, they're all incompatible with good order & discipline. An Army of Hegseth's isn't a hyper-lethal Army, it's an Army of ignoramuses, drunks, discipline cases, & walking zipper malfunctions. Which is exactly the Hegseth make, model, & type. 8/

Impeach and remove.

When the republicans say “The enemy within” they mean you and your loved ones, your neighbors and kids. The republicans are openly declaring war against us all.

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

And to think that they want to deny this gentle soul the Nobel Peace Prize he so clearly deserves. Sad.

Translation: feel free to harass and rape fellow soldiers and sailors with reckless abandon because there’s no longer a safe way for them to report you.

Fox News will add the applause in postproduction.

Hegseth: Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

Lucy’s totally gonna let him kick the football.

“Kavanaugh stops” - beating and kidnapping lawful residents “Alito pregnancies” - forced childbirth “Roberts crimes” - not crimes if a Republican president does them (sham prosecutions, murdering boatloads of civilians, …) “Gorsuch facts” - blatant lies in a court opinion (see Bremerton)

Would not have guessed 15 years ago that the “presumption of regularity” would survive longer with Congressional leaders of the opposition party than with Article III courts.

Another Kavanaugh stop.

Someone else nailed his ignominious legacy: “a Kavanaugh stop.”

If I were a billionaire, I'd create a streaming app and hire Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver (the Ellisons are targeting him next), Jessica Williams, Samantha Bee, Larry Wilmore, Seth Meyers, Roy Wood Jr., Jordan Klepper, and others for wall-to-wall political news-comedy-commentary 24/7.

Never been more convinced that if Epstein had lived he’d have gotten a Trump pardon, been appointed to a fake cabinet postion like Secretary of Girls, confirmed with 55 Senate votes (Murkowski no, Collins yes with reservations, a few Dems playing bipartisan) and become a right wing free speech hero.

We don’t want to shoot the hostages, but if Democrats refuse to just do what we say, that’s exactly what will happen.

So you've been summoned to a purge. Your questions answered.

What I need right now is a place that delivers bacon lettuce sandwiches so I can add my own amazing tomatoes.

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

Every man who has ever served as President would look at this, even out of context, knowing nothing else about his presidencies or our current situation, and ask every Member of Congress, "What in Hell is wrong with you? Why the fuck are you allowing him to continue in office even one more minute?"

So a sort of “Michael Scott meets Caligula” lecture about warfightin’ and lethality and Thundercougarfalconbirds. No doubt stage managed and filmed by expert propagandists.

In five years time the United States will be entirely legitimate.

Republican immigration policy

Returning to a subject I was discussing this morning on X, I think a single video like this does more to radicalize people against ICE than any loaded rhetoric any politician has ever used, and DHS should think very hard about the consequences of supporting this kind of behavior from its agents.

An AI remote control that detects commercials, automatically mutes them, and skips them when possible.

He’s probably trying to cover up for a reply-all mistake.

I think it would be helpful if DA Bragg charged a few of these assaults. If the agents think that federal law immunizes them for actions that would result in ordinary New Yorkers being charged, let them litigate it.

He will gather everyone in the room only to tell them they should all leave except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf

Have some fucking self-respect. Don’t refer to your creative work as “content.”

Oh my god news articles with bullet points are insufferable.

Unless there’s an indictment under seal, I think it’d be preferable for reporters to say “prosecutors are expected to seek an indictment in the coming days.” Based on the public evidence, I’m not convinced we should expect the grand jury to return a true bill. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

If hurricane season ends before we get to Hurricane Karen, I am going to ask to speak with the manager.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Really wish the Nobel people would issue a press release after all the awards have been announced this year saying, “One more thing… it’s NEVER going to happen. Never. Not in a million years. None of the Prizes or medals. So just shut the fuck up with the trolling and idiocy.”

What time zone is the rapture happening in?

Sounds like the UN speech approximated the old Eddie Izzard joke about one of the Brit royals sweet talking the world by saying, “Your problem is you’re all a bunch of foreigners!”

All you fascists are going to lose.

How I picture this

I hope Ron Swanson is making a lot of money selling musical instruments to the wackos.

The only unkind words Homan will hear from regime officials about his $50k bag of cash will be complaints that mid-5-figures is not nearly enough for a bribe in this economy.

I’m never going to get used to having the start bar at the bottom of my monitor on this Windows machine.

Is it safe to say that at this point more countries have recognized Palestine as a state than have recognized “The Gulf of America” as a thing?