CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE OF JOY 2025. That wonderful/traumatic 6 weeks of the year when I celebrate the following: Thanksgiving (this year x2!) Hanukkah Christmas Wedding anniversary New Years Son’s birthday I am blessed. I am also totally screwed.

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Y’know all those chess masters playing against computers? I would pay money to see a rap battle between Eminem and any LLM.

The first rule of *this* Fight Club is you absolutely must talk about the Fight Club.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Freedom? Democracy? No, Blood for Oil!

Pete Hegseth one-gulping his third Bloody Mary this morning: “…..ah, fuck.”

Wonder what happens to inflation when a large group of people move to the same local economy?🤔

DOGE failed? Disagree. While it failed spectacularly in its stated goals (efficiency! saving $!”), it was wildly successful in its actual goals: gutting the federal government of anything that seemed remotely “woke,” and letting a bunch of techbro grifters steal a metric shit-ton of data.

One can only assume @washingtonpost.com owner Jeffrey Bezos is also mentioned in the Epstein Files. Which would not be the slightest bit surprising.

“Loudmouthed Chicago woman” is a role model if I’ve ever fckn heard one.

“Testing?” No. “Breaking,” Yes.

Okay, now I need *more* news to take the place of this morning’s Nuzzi news. Ew.

too much news please stop please

DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do -- MAMDANI: Active perception check. DM: ...that's a natural 20 MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

Strumming MAGA’s pain with his fingers Singing Trump’s life with his words Killing him softly with his song Killing him softly with his song Telling his whole life with his words Killing them softly with his song

Y’all. I’m putting my money down on Mamdani expecting Trump to be Trump. And that he’s doing this with more than reasonable requests, while expecting the outcome. IOW, chill out.

I’m thinking “Quiet, Piggy” might have some legs.

It’s easy to assume Trump’s Lawyer Barbie is just amazingly fckn dumb and incompetent, when she could actually be corrupt and intentionally trying to manipulate the grand jury. But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?

Yes, and you should rectify that clearly wrong decision immediately.

Consider me unconvinced. The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.

If you’re quibbling about at what age a girl is too young to be sex trafficked, you’ve already lost the argument. Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.

Well, I guess the people shouting about the “war on Christianity” were, in fact, correct. Mea culpa, my full apologies.

Can’t wait for November 22. Sunburn in November Day.

I’d like to thank all those who have served in our military and national guard. I’m only sorry that, in many cases, you didn’t have a more honorable mission than you did. But you go into active duty with the leaders you have, not the leaders you’d like to have. Also, too

Shipping up to Boston for another work trip, but woke up wanting to just dance with my wife to this.

And it looked something like this

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

@shaheen.senate.gov Your response, which should be BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, should be, “Because Republicans are not remotely interested in ‘working together.’ They are an authoritarian cult in thrall to Trump.” [explain what “in thrall” means] But you don’t care, because you’re retiring. Way too late.

@schumer.senate.gov seen here whipping votes in his caucus

@schumer.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov Angus King and any other Democrat that enabled this non-deal

Well….that was unexpected. And I’m a Dolphins fan.

DO NOT: Persecute Christians in another country for practicing their beliefs, or we will wage war against you. DO: Persecute Christians in *our* country for practicing their beliefs, by waging war on them.

Whoever wrote this, or even agrees with it, needs to be slapped. I volunteer.

I’m just saying, Subway has a golden opportunity right now to not only do the funniest thing, but rehabilitate their brand in the process.

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Not gonna lie. I’m submitting.

New banger dropped

So, this Mamdani guy is pretty good at the politics thing, hey? ❤️ NYC 💡

Dear Mary, I know this will come as a shock, but I will not be coming at the end of this war, if it ever ends. I cannot imagine living in a civilized society with these memories. The smell of onions and mustard will haunt me to the end of my days. I am not the man you once knew. Lovingly, Greg

For Dick Cheney:

Me, that wake up early guy who’s already an hour ahead of my Sunday morning chores schedule: “Haha fuck yeah!!!” Me, in the Spring: “Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck!”

Ooooofff. I mean

Saw Frankenstein last night. Entertaining, beautifully filmed, well acted (particularly Jacob Elordi, magnificent). But…it took some wild adaptations that simply do not appear in the novel. This bothered my academic wife (who teaches this novel) more than me, but kept it a star short of a 4-⭐️ review

Appreciate my neighborhood coming out for Halloween. Some usual displays, but the cemetery sign and the blow-up kraken are my fav new editions this year.