oh my god

Love being Northern and stopping over at my cousin’s in Bromley, because I’ve just walked down the street and said hello to everyone I passed as usual and I love the variety of responses you get from saying “hello” back, to clutching their baby lest I try to steal it and run off north of Watford

laughing so hard I choked

rushing to the window "young young boy, what day is it?" and hearing "the tories lost their deposit" and cackling

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

suck it down, fascists and red tie Tories

Incredible "I had that on vinyl when I was young, we should give it a listen - no, you'll be into it, holds up well, sounds very modern just like that stuff you enjoy" energy coming out of North Korea

I always wonder about those stories you used to hear about someone having a second family elsewhere they'd spend part of their time with. How the hell did they do it? Was it people who didn't commute daily but lived near work during the week and elsewhere at weekends, or claimed to travel for work?

oh cool, can't wait for AI to solve the problem of rapidly depleting water sources, oceans acidifying, phosphorous depletion, global inequality and the concentration of wealth amongst a handful of men I don't think "being able to make nudes of any woman you see" is what post-scarcity means, lads

how on earth am I meant to pay attention and contribute carefully considered opinions during a Zoom call at work where one of the participants looks _and sounds_ uncannily like Nicholas Hoult?!

The highlight of this week so far has been seeing an absolutely _excellent_ large and very fluffy black cat intruding on a zoom call with a co-worker. They were lured away from the keyboard/camera with some squeezy cheese, which I have to admit would also work for me as well

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

listening to a corporate presentation about AI and it's comical that all the things they're listing as amazing benefits of AIs are things _that nobody wants but are forced to put up with_

play Caves of Qud if you already have done so, play it some more. Live and drink, friends!

Bloke we used to see in the pub by Sutton station vaguely resembled Roger Moore but was only about 5ft 6 so we knew him as Roger Less.

Are there any online spaces to talk about health issues (specifically IBS is the problem, but places for more general discussion would work) that are not terrible, have moderation that very strongly discourages woo/pseudoscience, isn't just weirdos posting their poop and where people aren't insane?

DRAGON, CLEARING HER THROAT: we acknowledge that we are hoarding on unceded goblin catacombs

Wife told me she's not sure what the fuss is over social media and she's never had a problem with it. Checked her phone and it was literally all cute animals and nature posts. I'm so jealous of the pure experience she's somehow curated, while my feeds are full of hate filled bile

Pretty good article re the oft-repeated claim that there's a revival of Christianity in the UK humanists.uk/2026/02/25/m...

I never expected there to be more Converter and regardless of how much this is Converter and how much is Daniel Myer, I am very happy we got this

Doctor: We’ll give you a local anesthetic. Me: I’d prefer one from out of town.

if you haven't already done your 24/2 EBM day workout then perhaps it's time to START FLEXING YEAH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR SOME MUSCLE EBM 💪💪⚒️⚙️🔥 trellick.bandcamp.com/album/muscle...

It's 24/2 and you know what that means! Happy EBM day! ⚒️ 💪 ⚙️ youtu.be/Ek6sd8IxoTs?...

the worst girl you can imagine is up late playing map games wearing the Franz Josef hoodie, a collar, stripy thigh socks and nothing else

Lady Companion: are you ok? Me: NO Lady Companion: what's wrong? Me: I'VE SEEN A REFERENCE TO EAST GERMAN WORCESTER SAUCE AND NOW I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA Lady Companion: no, you're really not ok, are you?

in yesterday's dnd session, tofu fell asleep sprawled over the whole digital map (in the place where all 5 of us at this big table could still pet him), so despite all the effort into making this fancy game mat we had to theater of mind the last 2 hours of our 5 hour session

sorry cat-havers but the Best Cat Ever has now been posted and yours is _fine_, good even, but it's not this cat

tfw you're definitely not trying to flirt with an alien in WH40k: Rogue Trader because aliens are FILTHY XENOS and that kind of thing is frowned upon so CLEARLY I am not doing that even if it's possible that someone might misconstrue the situation but also, yeah I see your point Yrliet. Very same.

www.avclub.com/face-off-2-a... Faces/Off? Face/Offs? Face||Off? Face/Off 2: The Facening? @jayb0b.bsky.social @joehallenbeck.bsky.social what's your thinking here, other than "why is this happening?"

Not Sara's point here, but if you are someone who sees Daily Tism posts and consistently thinks, "That's nothing to do with autism, everyone is like that," then I have some news for you and your enormous Warhammer collection or elaborate train set.

Mad that it’s one billionaire scumbag who’s behind these massive-scale evictions in London AND the mass closure of London pubs AND beloved institution the Prince Charles Cinema being in dire straits AND the high street being clogged with cruddy candy shops. A one-man enshittification engine.

One of the great things about Zack Polanski scaring the shit out of Labour is that they just keep putting in the newspaper that they’re mad

This doesn't seem worth having a Discord account

using "punk rock" as a stand in for "countercultural" or "radical" in 2026 is always a bit of an indicator that the person saying it is uhhh a little out of touch

unbelievable things are happening in glasgow cuisine

holy shit face/off has a zip drive in it

caves of qud outsold cybertruck by like 5x in 2025

Meeting Uncle Jeremy

Last chance who wants one? 🐸

Cassia* learning hard truths in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium *my perfect abhuman space girlfriend

Sometimes I worry. Sometimes I think she’s brilliant. Not sure this time.

This is pretty much what things go like on the farm every day.

Papatako, a hardworking octopus dad, is the mascot of Akashi City.

One underrated laugh in ex-prince Andrew's situation is that he probably never even _considered_ that what he's been arrested for could be a crime. Everyone knows "trade envoy" just means "extremely corrupt person who travels around hoovering up bribes or occasionally dispensing them if needed"

And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting. In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...