such bullshit, been eating Smarties for years and i’m still dumb af

Oh I forgot they were playing tonight

If she can sit through Encounter at Farpoint she's the one

well would you look at that… it’s thursday

This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)

good morging

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

I'll put potatoes in the Chapel of Arkay idgaf

who else up on a thursday *doing things*

I remember being in Toronto and seeing a big ad for this in a parking garage. The digipak CD booklet was awesome. An artist telling a story through an entire album, very good stuff

Sometimes, the dump takes you

Impossible for me to have a good time. Hard wired against it

🥰

[me, narrating a documentary on parrots] Just look at these fucken tropical chickens

Me, on the toilet at work:

This poor guy's mom had a headache while pregnant and took exactly one Tylenol®. Now look at him! Tylenol®: Not Even ONCE!

Holy macaroni

Oh wow Jonathon Toews is on the ice

Me, on the toilet at work:

using one of these instead of a bidet

FINISH YOUR SONGS AND RELEASE THEM - SOMEONE NEEDS THEM.

Scotty-Too-Hotty

I’m gunna get high and play some Borderlands before bed Because I’m an adult And when you’re an adult you have responsibilities

Clearly a mating display...

Ken Dryden mask design

The Sabres just scored if you even care

Get em

Happy birthday Elvira.

Making right wingers learn about GWAR is pretty good

oh baby

When my wife tells me about the birds they saw on their nature walk

finally

lasag monday

Beeswax? More like BOOswax kitchentableworks.etsy.com

The Hapax is pretty dope. Complex, but dope

When I already took the trash out and did the grocery shopping and my wife asks me to go back out because we're out of dog food

BPMC rules. Video glitch heaven machines

Nothing prepared me for how nice the Studio Electronics SE-3X manual is

I picked up some of these last year and they're great. Highly recommend

DO YOU REMEMBER?

"Call an ambulance.... but not for me."

It’s TODAY⭐️💙 Look for the ATG/Cabaret table, probably on 44th St., near the Helen Hayes. . .

*Adjusting tie, suddenly the collar of my shirt is too tight* I'm only interested in the power rating i swear

DUDES ROCK

I wouldn’t say superstitious per se but I like the ritual of tossing salt over my shoulder, knocking wood and wishing on ladybugs or shooting stars. I also always put my hockey gear on right side first but that’s more OCD - which I think is v prevalent in the sport tbh