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Dyslexic monotheist be like: doG is this true

Saints week

My new fat guy name is Farley Kirk.

My mom telling me to leave my dad alone for a little bit because he was angry after the Bills lost the Ronnie Harmon game in Cleveland.

My dad woke me up to watch this shit.

What’s your first sports memory?

What's your first sports memory? I'll start

What's your first sports memory? I'll start

My new stripper name is Charlie Twerk

The Founding Fathers could not be reached for comment as they like Charlie Kirk are dead and always will be forever and ever and ever

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Actually, I don't remember Mahomes ever being very good

Chris Colinsworth just found a way to describe a Mahomes fumble as an "incredible play"

Then, now, and forever.

It's so photorealistic

So you're telling me Butker was too far to the right

Brother, that's hell opening up under the arena floor

Butker make it back from the funeral on time?

Fuck you go Bills

The other undefeated teams in the AFC are the Colts and the Chargers. Could they beat the Bills Chargers - sure Colts - maybe if half the Bills roster gets food poisoning Are they remotely threatening? No.

CHINESE!

You guys think he made it to Arizona for the Charlie Kirk thing today

Tremaine Edmunds just made an incredible splash play for a 13 year old linebacker

Bills account for 75% of the wins in the AFC East LOL

Since I'm feeling generous BLOCKED PUNTS COUNT TOO!

Look, I obviously don't wanna imply there's any correlation between an incredible afternoon of football coinciding with the funeral of a Christian nationalist white supremacist pseudo celebrity BUT

Imagine doing all this just to go to 0-3 a few minutes later LMFAO

JETS! JETS! JETS!

The funniest thing is if the Jets still lose

One more blocked field goal returned for a TD today and I show hog

J?E?T?S?

Bengals

Me watching nature videos of rams smashing their heads together:

Thinkin about them Bills

Calling ICE on the Atlanta Falcons if they continue to blow my parlay

Nothing good has ever happened in Ohio. Even the Wright brothers knew they hadda GTFO to invent flying

Penis throwx a pick sis

Drake saying no part of the Drake meme: Squirt Russell Drake saying yes part of the Drake meme: Charlie Squirt

Hakeem Jeffries supporting Charlie Kirk before endorsing Zohran Mamdani is really fucking nasty.

Like no other atmosphere I've ever experienced.

You can't believe in a meritocracy and in the fantasy that the world is your oyster simply because you're white and male.

That's the lie Charlie Kirk peddled; a make believe world of subservient women and inferior POC-- and anyone who said it was false was a threat.

til there are obituary trolls who scan for words like “died suddenly” to literally make fun of people and babies they claim to have died because they were vaccinated. so fucking miss me with the dipshit murder concern cuz he was one of the people that caused this.

Soooooo fucking glad they reminded me of my first ever sports memory for no entire ass reason there thank you so much ASSHOLES

I dunno who needs to hear this but FUCK TERRY PEGULA

Tyreek Hill's Superbowl ❤️❤️❤️